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RFK Jr concedes to triple world champ Tudor.

“Supernaturally graceful” world surfing champ schools presidential hopeful RFK in wild online exchange over “racist” food!

“Ridiculous that you are acting like this is a one-sided problem…..it’s a nation wide problem that attacks the non wealthy!

The three-time world surfing champion and black-belt grappler Joel Tudor, described by Matt Warshaw as “supernaturally graceful”, has taken down presidential hopeful Robert F Kennedy Jr in a wild online exchange over “racist” food.

Kennedy, the jacked-to-hell sixty-nine-year-old former junkie son of murdered attorney general Bobby Kennedy and nephew of murdered president John Fitz Kennedy, has been eating up the news as he chases the Democratic presidential nomination, although his vaccines-cause-autism rhetoric has given him more play on the right than the left.

Now, following an online post by RFK where he visits a black-run organic farm and claims “Urban African-American communities have become food deserts where you cannot find healthy food”, or redlining and racism is hoarding all the good food for da whites, Tudor has come out swinging.

“Awwwww it ain’t just black people who eat like this …it’s all of poor america! Ridiculous that you are acting like this is a one sided problem…..it’s a nation wide problem that attacks the non wealthy! Take a trip to any trailer park in America and you’ll find this scenario has no color!”

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Tudor, who is forty-seven, found support even among RFK’s followers.

“it’s not a racial problem it’s an American problem.”

“Maybe call it proper instead of making it a black issue. It is an American issue. Every grocery store across the country has this issue.”

“Color color color… complete nonsense, every single demographic in the US has this issue. Even upper-class families eat garbage because it is damn near impossible to find farms like @whiteoakpastures.”

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“I’ve made this point about a dozen times in this thread already. Bulk chicken is leaps and bounds healthier than eating McDonalds, doritos and mt dew every day. I’m not suggesting that a poor family can afford small farm organic meats regularly. I’m saying that if they just used the money they spend on junk food on bulk cheap options like rice, beans, chicken, pork, etc, they would be way healthier than eating KFC.”

“I second this motion. Come down to North Carolina and I’ll show you the same thing @robertfkennedyjr Its not a race thing. It’s just a system to keep poor people poor and more importantly sick. The drug company Bayer owns the seeds and fertilizers and bug killers that go into the crops which is designed to yet again get people sick so we can then go to their hospitals and pay for their drugs. It an evil circle that we won’t get out of until all the Lobbying stops and all the Politicians aren’t bought. Maybe if the politicians weren’t making millions from insider trading, they’d have time to actually fight for America.”

And RFK, who enjoys being everything to everyone, quickly conceded Tudor’s stunning coup de grace, although, you’ll notice, he conspicuously capitalises Native American and Latino while giving whites the short shrift I suppose the bleached devils deserve.

“You are right, the lack of access to healthy food is a widespread problem. Six percent of Americans live in a food desert today, including one in five black households…good apartheid exists all over this nation, from Native American Reservations, to white and Latino communities.”

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Question: is the choice really that binary, McDonalds and Mountain Dew vs wildly expensive organic food, or can the average citizen subsist, happily and healthily on industrially farmed fruit, meat and vegetables thus nullifying the racism angle?

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J H

Except that his principal contravening opinion is on the Vaxx and the Left view that as the new third rail of politics.

He’s also in great shape and MSNBC just published an Op Ed saying that exercise is right wing.

Meanwhile…the current POTUS, who is running for reelection, missed a state function because he was too tired to attend.

J H

He’s getting plenty of attention in the US media.

He’s a Kennedy so the media can’t help themselves.

Gadoot

Imagine potentially running for president and finding yourself arguing with a pothead surfer on social media.

PRN

Surfers know what is up. Most politicians could learn a lot from us.

J H

Is that any different than the Ritalin addled crowd in NY, DC and LA?

tim_nelsen

didn’t realize there a pandemonium going down until the local, non-corp, Syrian-owned market had no tp. my previous fear was that their Christian faith may be a cover and that they might stop selling booze.

avi

i saw rfk picking up trash around jt’s 1st pt hangout. guess he’s been added to the crew.

J H

He won’t be but even I like how he’s stirring shit up.

J H

If Covid taught us anything it’s that being out of shape and overweight can be a death sentence.

Some of the hardest hit areas of NYC were housing projects where the majority of residents are minorities.

RFK is correct that minorities don’t eat well and don’t have many healthy options.

Unfortunately the “nutrition” programs and crime are the causes…not private businesses being racist.

Joel is right, also.

White America is fat and getting fatter.

We need better nutrition education in schools along with more phys ed.

Gadoot

Don’t worry I’m sure bill gates in all his benevolence will fix this with all that farmland he bought.

J H

He’s planning to “vaccinate” you as we speak…

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

RFK Jr may be peak horseshoe theory in effect, and actually unify BG.

J H

As I mentioned above…I wouldn’t vote for him but I really like the shit he’s stirring up.

Unlike Bernie who is a straight up Commie, RFK has some legitimate contravening opinions and that’s a good thing.

Wave Wizard

I totally agree, if all of Bernie’s policies were enacted we would basically be living in Australia or France. As an American, I would never travel but I’ve heard on the news those places suck.

Chief Hot stuff

True Australia is gay as hell

J H

Bernie has never done a productive thing in his “professional” life.

Being a career politician means he’s been a drain on society and taxpayers for far too long.

Gadoot

Bernie is a phony and a cuck to the democrat establishment. As useless as tits on a bull.

Chief Hot stuff

Rug up
We r still in an ice age

tim_nelsen

sargasso weeds are edible, mediteranu sea. that octopussy looks great~31 vflavors ice creme

Stick man

Baskin Robbin da hood!

Chief Hot stuff
Coyote Belly

Fun fact: Those girls came through town on one of their US tours. They were here for a week and I was hooking up with one of them the whole time. My single days . . .

Chief Hot stuff

Nice work buddy!!

Big Mack

kelly must have been quiet, back to joel 😛

Ami Lost

He was enroute to J Bay, first class or private, to surf where extreme malnourishment is practically a stone’s throw away.

J H

No one likes Fatties.

Chief Hot stuff

Whos your champ, young fella?

mike m
Independent Bald Bomber

This article made me want some KFC

Low wide stinkbug stance
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

How much time does Tudor spend amongst poor trailer park folks? I’m pretty sure most of the trailer parks close to Southern California beaches ain’t cheap. I’m also pretty sure he spends almost zero time in predominantly black neighborhoods of the southeast where the neighborhood liquor store with booze, cigs and processed microwave food is easier to access than a Publix or Piggly Wiggly.

J H

Go anywhere in America and you’ll see expanding waistlines.

Sean Connery

Depending on where you go the earlier they start.

J H

Fat kids make me sad.

Ami Lost

He’s not wrong but I know haters gotta hate him, there are reasons. So maybe he hasn’t been close to the problems but I have from a trailer park to the country to living downtown in a city. I love that there are folks bringing vegetable gardens and trying to get more stores to the inner city. But even when there is a grocery store nearby the same choices are commonly made. Booze and cigs relieve depression often handed down generationally. They are addicting. Processed food is convenient when an unsupervised kid has to feed himself or the anxiety is overwhelming when preparing a meal as a young single mother of screaming kids or when adult children are unemployed or too drugged out to help elderly parents. Carbs and sugar are addicting. There are much deeper issues than just a bag of carrots and it affects all races. A bag of carrots can help.

J H

It’s cultural and that’s how it needs to be acknowledged and that’s how it needs to be fixed.

Gadoot

Easier and more divisive to make it about racism though.

J H

Of course.

Which is why it will never get fixed as long as that’s the approach.

Onedimensionalman

Remember when Michelle Obama tried to get kids to eat vegetables and the everyone lost their minds, mentions of communism, oppression, etc? Same with every time New York tries to tax soda, cigarettes, etc. You can tell Americans what to eat, but you better not try to make them actually do it.

The real question is why are US corporations allowed to produce foods laden with sugar and poison chemicals? Answer that and you’ll start seeing where the problem lies.

disqus_00d1gIXedO

My rosy notions of universal healthcare were tamped down about 20 years ago at a Dodger game when the outfield bleachers offered all-you-can-eat sections. “I don’t wanna pay for all these fat fucks…”

J H

The school lunches they were pumping out were gross.

Again…it’s a cultural issue and it starts at home with the family.

If the family eats healthy then the children will likely eat healthy.

tim_nelsen

beaches & shorelines. an escape. what did Charlton Heston say as he saw the Statue of Liberty at the foot of Zuma: “Damn. I thought I left Compton.”

Gadoot

It’s called weaponized virtue signaling. The further away you are from the actual problem the louder you can be about it. Same BS as people flying to climate change conferences in private jets.

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy

Does Tudor caring about the poor mean he’s now ‘woke’?

The Bitchy Crab

Caring about poor whites suggests the opposite in the current climate, no?

Chief Hot stuff

Havent u heard
The climate is changing

Stick man

Climatic!

tim_nelsen

Steve Martin, as the adopted white kid in The Jerk.

“- Mother: Navin, it’s your birthday, and it’s time you knew. You’re not our natural-born child.
– Navin: I’m not? You mean I’m gonna stay this color?”

J H

I was born a poor black child.

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy

No. Caring about the poor and disenfranchised due to the the ‘wealth gap’ is attributed to the ‘woke’ as the truly paranoid in the US have subscribed to.


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