"I was hoping it would get around the surf community and surf industry and I hoped somehow, maybe his fiancé would see one of the worst screenshots and feel validated."
The noble and ancient profession of surf instruction suffered heavy damage, overnight, when beloved actor/director Jonah Hill’s vindictive ex-girlfriend, and onetime surf instructor, Sarah Brady decided to double down on her public airing of dirty laundry under the name of “taking the power of her own story back” and “healing by relating to women that have had similar experiences.”
The second massive tranche of text messages released on her Instagram account features barely concealed rage at Hill for moving on six months after their relationship ended with a fashion maven though possibly sending mixed signals at some point during that process.
Gaslighting, DARVO, boundaries, manipulation and trust all make appearances.
Brady, who has moved to Honolulu, slips into pidgin from time to time.
Surf instructors, already dealing with millions of people sent their way by the universally adored congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, will now have to convince their students that they won’t hold on to potentially embarrassing personal information for over a year then splash it out for the world to see.
Like, sharing about those who have unfortunate poo stances, pinch their nose when dismounting the surfboard, burp after swallowing saltwater, put wetsuits on backwards, mix up a shaka with the “I love you” sign, etc.
Extremely unchill.
Brady declared to a friend, “Honestly, originally in sharing all this publicly, I was hoping it would get around the surf community and surf industry and I hoped somehow, maybe his fiancé would see one of the worst screenshots and feel validated.”
Surf students in relationships currently freaking out.
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Found the tryhard incel surfie loser thread. You poofters spend more time licking each others assholes than you do on a board. “oh dont say a bad word about jonah” all the poofter men crying in this thread is hilarious. Bunch of gutter trash tryhard surfies.
Fame is sexually transmitted
He should get more respect for winding up in the hospital from snorting too much vitamin D while shooting Wolf of Wall Street. She’s just another groupie.
Drama replaced cool.
True – a marriage is a business arrangement with a flawed interview process.
Good shit, primo updates BG, más!, I’m team Jonah on this one, not sure why.
Don’t date crazy chicks’s with poor grammar, because after you sleep with them you are just like…now what?
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she’s like, he’s like, I’m like. we’re like. industry like. validation like. bud like.
Can we have a safe word for these stories now – Banana?
Nothing says try hard more than a pidgin talking haole
Chee, brah!
WSL’s new catch phrase can be “We should have been here last week.”
Almost the the entire season. Pipe was going off until the waiting period. Wasn’t Bells pumping the week before. Gotta say, all the failures are getting blurred together. Maybe that was his plan all along.
We Shoulda League..
This has merely expanded Gotcha’s old catch phrase into multiple admonitions:
If you don’t surf, don’t start
1) Surfing;
2) Getting surf-related tattoos;
3) Sliding into a surfer’s DMs;
4) Dating a surfer;
5) Going to movie premiers with a surfer wearing matching outfits;
6) Texting a surfer anything you wouldn’t want publicly disclosed;
7) Going to therapy with a surfer;
8) Creating a Netflix movie about your therapist;
9) Telling a surfer not to hang out with other surfers; or
10) Breaking up with a surfer if you’ve already done numbers 4 through 9 above.
Gotcha Pro – Sandy Beach, East Oahu. 1980’s. Illegal quarter mile drag races out the back. T-Bug smokes all comers with their baby blue Karmann ghia breaking 10’s. Surf spots were regulated by false cracks, and kooks had to learn the hard way.
On the other side of surfing’s birthplace, there was only one female surf instructor and her name was Rell Sunn.
Uh oh
Looks like her friend didn’t read Dezza’s explanation of the difference between losing and loosing the other day
Moron
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Not to mention loosening…
Without autocorrect, humanity can’t spell
Hi Chas/ Dekka…could you please spice the next instalment up by using the word “vituperative”. It would suit. Ta.
that would be very fiducive of ’em.
lool
“profession of surf instruction” = professional surfer (sort of)
And seriously what the fuck is with this cunt and posting screenshots. Quit already while you’re just a little behind because every post puts this cunty cunt deeper into a hole.
Social media is a narcissistic house of mirrors.
Nothing good comes of it.
Its getting worse for old JH
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Lol, she’s claiming to have been forced to drink but then begs ciggies?
Never heard of her ot that show. Two decades ago? Pffft.
Barreled, didn’t it amaze you the freshies on the NS developed pidgin? “ Wait, did you forget english in the month you’ve been living here”?
I avoided NS like the plague. That said, always cracked me up when guys move to Maui talking all local when I knew they were from California. If they had dark skin, the faking local was 10x worse.
Is it even surfing NS when you relegate yourself to Pua’ena and occasionally Jockos?
Smoke for a poke, not an unusual transaction.
Can we turn our noxious wasteful gaze to J Bay now?
No. Not yet.
11 days, 13 hrs, and 6 minutes (pac time) … good try distracting us w/ these glam gossip baubles … questions persist.
Chas Wordsmith
“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”
J Hill more likey…
Forecast is dim. They are SCORING the week before. Picked the wrong moon. Cursed.
To all those who say she hasn’t earned her fame, shame on you! How else can a woman during these oppressive times vindicate her heroism without utilizing a bit of narcissism and self grandeur. How ELSE will she afford her 2 bed 1 bath Waikiki condominium? And if you even think to rebuttal with some blue collar working class jargon of earning one’s fortune, shame on you once more. You patriarchal hedonists will crumble at last!
I’m guessing Cunty will end up funding that lifestyle by suing Jonah in some form.
As any independent, powerful woman should!
If Sarah snd Amber Heard were identical twins, and you put a gun to my head to date one or the other, I’d have to go with Amber!
Beware: her poo stance on your side of the bed.
‘not my dog’
No choice man.
Amber would crazy fuck you.
Bingo bango bongo….story 5 done and dusted. Where do we go from here? I’m down with exhausting Amber.
Crazy fuck you right into Lorena Bobbitt land. Won’t just be your car keys missing the next morning.
Brother, I will take that risk for the team.
Please set this up.