Ain't no life here, no matter how much professional surfers give. Photo: Pet Cemetery.
Ain't no life here, no matter how much professional surfers give. Photo: Pet Cemetery.

“Horror before Halloween” after revelation World Surf League will share space with animal urgent care facility in new South Bay office!

Welcome to the pet cemetery.

Surf fans, earlier, were bracing for a civil war between fans of the World Surf League and its former Chief Executive Erik Logan after news leaked that the former was moving to the latter’s backyard after putting its spacious Santa Monica offices up for sale signaling financial weakness and sorrow.

The South Bay.

Logan had made suburban the Los Angeles region famous, even gracing the cover of southbay magazine. The World Surf League, firing him in the most terse sentence ever penned, then unashamedly paddling his point pure and unadulterated provocation.

The South Bay.

Though exactly where in the South Bay remained a guarded mystery… until minutes ago.

For minutes ago, a crack sneak has declared “The new WSL HQ will be at 2201 Rosecrans, El Segundo, CA 90245. It is only taking up a portion of the building. Move-in date should be December.”

And there we have it.

But who will be sharing space with “the global home of surfing?”

An animal urgent care facility.

And the headquarters for the National Veterinary Associates, inc.

Pet cemetery.

Yikes.

Back to the civil war, though, have you decided which side you’ll take yet?

Clock is ticking.

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SaltyHB
SaltyHB
2 years ago

She told me to kiss her where it smelled.
So I took her to El Segundo.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
2 years ago

I think Sally Fitz was buried and came back from the pet cemetery, Kelly too , they call it a wildcard these days

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

are we hiring security guards or guys that ride thrusters?

https://beachgrit.com/wp-co…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

TRW, Raytheon, Mattel, Honda Dealerships, and High School Football tickets and Mex restaurants stocks are ‘on hold.’ Subteranean garages and sales of Mex hammocks and huarache sandals are on the rise! Nice sand beach. Better at low tide~

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

Chart map for sailing to star’s houses docks & moorings and their capt’s log books. $3

(A marked up snap of Walter Cronkite’s coffee table book on high tide zones, Rich& Famous eco-destinations and proper table etiquette and diversion from lying his heart out for decades on b&w TV)

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

frank
frank
2 years ago
East of the 5
East of the 5
2 years ago

It should be easy to swipe Ketamine now. I hope they have a shared break room so the WSL interns can get the hookup on the K. I was in a K-hole one time at SDSU and woke up next to a girl we termed “BFA.” Big Fat Allison. She smelled like Parliament Lights and sexual confusion. I miss the 90’s.

channelbottom
channelbottom
2 years ago
mike m
mike m
2 years ago

Might as well move to Lemoore, probably get some office space in town for free.

K55
K55
2 years ago

El Segundo—home to Oil Refineries, the Hyperion Sewage Treatment Plant, and a surf-break called Sh_t-pipe—very fitting, this keeps getting better all the time.

astro
astro
2 years ago

Being the-glass-half-full kinda guy that I am I’m happy that certain members of wooz won’t have far to go for a checkup.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
2 years ago
Reply to  astro

Also convenient for getting neutered, which seems to be a prerequisite for a job at the WSL.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago

The commercial real estate market has hit it’s Finals Day at Trestles moment. The future looks bleak.

snapper
snapper
2 years ago

“And the night, when the moon is bright someone cries, something ain’t right. I don’t want to be buried…..”

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
2 years ago
@surfads
@surfads
2 years ago

Might be hope yet for that dead horse you’ve been flogging

(and please don’t stop)


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