An "unavoidable mess!"
The World Surf League’s 2024 Championship Tour is but days away from kick off, though you wouldn’t know it. There have been zero nifty new slogans unveiled, no Instagram slides featuring John John Florence or Filipe Toledo or Carissa Moore encouraging surf fans to “tune in.”
Nothing but crickets and the mournful yelping of injured dogs from the World Surf League’s new shared veterinarian offices.
Bleak though fireworks may be on the way from the most unexpected of places.
Brazil’s Big Brother.
Now, you are certainly aware of the decades old reality program that throws a handful of strangers together in a house, recording their every move. I can’t recall if people get “voted off” or executed or some such but I believe there is a winner at the end.
In any case, Brazil’s next airing will feature surf star Gabriel Medina’s ex wife Yasmin Brunet and his alleged ex-lover, TikToker Alisson Ramalho who soothed the surf champion near or at the end of the union.
Per Brazilian outlet Terra:
Last Friday, the 5th, the announcement that TikToker Vanessa Lopes would be in the next edition of Big Brother Brasil stirred the internet, mainly due to a possible “clima” with Yasmin Brunet, who will also be on the program.
In an interview with the website Gshow, businessman Alisson Ramalho, Vanessa’s father, assured that the young woman had an affair with surfer Gabriel Medina, after he separated from the model.
“When she had this affair with Medina, I think it was right after the end of the marriage… I think it would be a natural thing, not only for Vanessa [the relationship with Yasmin], but for any human being. There’s a mess going on that there’s not much way to avoid. Let’s see how the two of them will deal with it inside.”
When the aforementioned fling was first announced, two-ish years ago, Medina took to Instagram and penned, “Evil gossip can make you hate innocent people and love hypocrites. Be wise, there are always two versions in every story told. Listen to them.”
I suppose we will have the opportunity, now, on Brazil Big Brother.
Do you think this “unavoidable mess” will strain Medina’s concentration as he sets out to eventually lose to Filipe Toledo at Lower Trestles once again or do you think he will steel his soul and use the tawdry doings as motivation until losing to Filipe Toledo at Lower Trestles once again?
Stay tuned, I suppose.
Gabby talks like hes deaf. Thats all.
Seems like they’re getting on very well. Quite saucy, those brazzos.
https://www.instagram.com/p…
Yasmin has got the goods. Chick must be next-level crazy to walk away from that after just a year. Last photo is fire
https://www.aznude.com/view…
Yeah she’s pluggable but that site is fucken creepy with no script on.
prediction: Yasmin and Alisson become business partners, making a perfect cast of Gabriels man bits, creating a lifelike dildo and selling out to Authentic Brands Group for millions.
they could call it the GRABREAL MEDILDO
the places your mind wanders too….
i’m a concerned non-father…of ashley…(hour glasses) time, dear~
Her father was an alcoholic…and so was her daughter’s uncle…
Isn’t the norm for everyone to have an alcoholic Uncle?
And my kid’s Uncle just got his first permanent job…with benefits…
And my brother is in Memphis ice fishing….selling those windows…and those things that salesman sale…cold beer and …? Sardinos…!
A rite of passage…a memorial night bonding with friends….
Forget business…remember a good time…
Winos are true to their brothers…in times of duress… or war…
Or Wall Street…or drugs…or prostitution…
But what is really tough…is keeping it in the family…
Without slandering…the Uncle…who really is a good guy…
“Thuuurrrghhh Durrrbleyouesss Hwwwwelll.
Straight white male missionary position vanilla cookie cutter zero personality in the world’s most okay waves!”
You heard it here first.
Xox
Bell&Howell? Raytheon…TRW…ur phone will ring…
“Vanessa’s father, assured that the young woman had an affair with surfer Gabriel Medina” i guess vannessa bought gabby around for dinner one night?
Implies he was watching. That’s hawwwt.
Xox
Thank You Chas for giving the fans what we want.
in the mail! https://youtu.be/4hjVjYfLMj…
Medina is the Mecca of surfing.
“I can’t recall if people get “voted off” or executed or some such but I believe there is a winner at the end.”
For fucks sake Chad, God forbid you spend 60 seconds looking it up.
It’s called irreverence and it’s the man’s calling card.
Slab Tour highlights-
https://www.youtube.com/sho…
Is Gabby still getting snacks with Malia? What do you call Malia giving birth? … Manuel Labour. Jesus. I’ll take a spell.
😂 fuckin, got me.
Finally, a real rivalry. The Medina vs JJF thing just never lived up to expectations.
Artists rendition of Chas upon learning this story
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Sickos have any team riders?
Gabes and Babes spell problemas de turne’.
I predict a cat fight followed by a steamy make out session in the hot tub
We need another swell, an Ian story or maybe a product update from Wavestorm as this isn’t why I come to BG.
WSL is allegedly starting in two weeks. The WSL just posted a single instagram post about it.
Until the WSL puts up a statue of Ronnie G at HB I will try to avoid WSL events. In other news I’m still behind on the CA swell videos.
ron & father Serra were illiteral junkies. Pope John.
Respect the fallen G. Never forget!
If I could live two weeks in Medina’s shoes it would be the two he spent in that Sydney hotel quarantining before the 2021 season.
Mine would be the moment he realized Yasmin was, in fact, not a trans woman.
Yeah pluggable alright