The party's over for storied North Shore icon.
With rumours of acquisition by the Authentic Brands group at fever pitch, the iconic surf company Billabong was ordered, or so the whisper goes, to offload its famed “A-team” house overlooking Pipeline on Oahu’s North Shore.
The six-bed, four-bath contemporary looking joint sits on 9000 square feet of prime beachfront land and was quickly snapped up by a company insider who’d long enjoyed its fruits.
And, although the sale price remains secret a figure close to six million dollars has been touted.
I’ve only ever stayed at the place once and was forced, due to my beta male status, to sleep in a subterranean bunk room although one star did make me and my biz pal welcome with a succession of gifts, as well as the surprise three am treat of marijuana smoked through a hollowed-out apple.
Such was the star’s stamina and appetite for “partying” as they say, my pal and I were forced to flee to Honolulu for the less physically demanding pursuit of cocktails and prozzies.

The house, which can sleep eighteen people an feed a multitude with its three kitchens, entered surf folklore when it featured in Chas Smith’s coming-of-age book Welcome to Paradise: Now Go To Hell, described by the New York Times as “a compulsively readable narrative, indisputably great”, with a passage given to the day Fast Eddie Rothman paid a surprise visit to Billabong frontman Graham Stapelberg.
Listen to Chas describe the event below.
And take a tour of the house with Lyndie!
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Where wil griff and ethan stay next year?
I like it..
undisclosed bone-broth recipe…1800degrees!
How many liters is that Mayhem? 40? If it’s 40L I’m in.
Sorry we let your husband self destruct, you can stay in our house and do the laundry…
oh man.
what if they aided his self destruction? did you see his last heat in puerto rico?
then, pandering to the general public to donate to her tragedy, no shame.
why did the toxicology report take so long to be reported?
convenient as the companies dead man marketing strategy now included more than Marley.
surf cred.
but donate to Lyndie or we will make her do our laundry.
Softy
Did they hurt ur feelings?
Anyone following and backing Trump at this point is a fucking idiot. It doesn’t make one a democrat to not back this idiot. The super Trumpers are allowing their hatred of dems to get in the way of standard thought and reason. Don’t be a democrat but don’t be a fucking idiot.
Note: your opinion on this means as much as a pile of shit Bexy, you don’t live here.
shit is important
well said.
The last pair of Bong boardshorts I bought the key pocket failed. The glue or whatever bullshit they use separated on one side. Cost me $300 to get the car key I had in there replaced. Last piece of Bong gear I’ll ever buy.
2X down vote for Liz and Dick Cheney…where’s Roger Ailes? the Murdoch boyz?
he got stoned, started talking…had to flee!
Most of the dumbasses aren’t getting locked up at all. They are getting intermittent confinement (basically check into camp for the weekend), or home confinement, and probation. Slap on the wrist. If anyone thinks it’s not going to happen again you are wrong.
Next time i hope they remember to bring some guns.
Why? Your a POME living in Sydney. Maybe you should focus on the fucked up politics of where you live and where you are from instead of feebly attempting to weigh in on American politics.
that’s pommie , do you think a 9 0 gun or 10′ gun would suit hotty?
I have always thought it to be POME (Prisoner Of Mother England) but I’m a seppo so what would I know. I think any gun would suit Bexy, as long as it doesn’t shoot bullets.
Touchy.
??
Those idiots were calling the cops traitors, fuck em all.
Defund the traitors?
The nerve.
Is he up for an indictment?
Gosh how exciting!!!
When I hear Lyndie I think tyddie….she does not disappoint
Could have made the bed properly and opened the curtains even ? Cant quite see the cum stains but assume they are there …
The oligarchs continue to take over. One day we’ll live in a world where access to the beach is not a guarantee. It’s already happening in Florida. Won’t be long before HI is next.
Limited access to certain areas is NOT a bad thing. It already happens all over the US, you just only hear about places somebody wants easy access to. You can’t close the ocean and if you want access bad enough it can be had.
The only speed bump is, is it worth it.
Sheep look for parking lots.
in a reversal, Kihei is blocking haoles in beach parking lots so locals can surf alone between the hours of 7 and 10AM. (an ealier post)
Daniel instituted that at Manu.
The table of knowledge looked like the rack table.
hazing…
Bankrupt company employee purchases bankrupt company’s prime real estate asset for undisclosed sum.
Sweet. Sounds very transparent and kosher.
Too many Bills no more Bong.
So if some dodgy surfshit (ex?)dealer has bought it he’ll probably still have the usual kinda crowd hanging around.
Would’ve been good if it (plus as many adjoining properties as possible) was bought by someone who banned all palm tree cams (and pro surfers, plus their hangers-oners etc) from the whole place…
It makes me happy knowing Jackson Dorian won’t be staying there anymore.
He looks so dirty all the time
He burn ya or something?
He is still alive isn’t he?
release the dogs…and the tapes!
So where’s the hook up for accom for pipe during the comp?
family surfads potentially coming in hot this Jan / Feb.
The crack den-nier the better.
…”The crack den-nier the better”…
Definitely one of your more intriguing lines, but is it about denying climate change, or the thread thickness of ladies stockings ?
(a novella about a naive Novus Castration family living in a native Westside methlab could be interesting though)
there’s going to be an expression session in December this year…
AirBnB glass bbq category