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Famed Pipeline “A-team” house owned by troubled surf co Billabong sells for rumoured $6 million to company insider!

The party's over for storied North Shore icon.

With rumours of acquisition by the Authentic Brands group at fever pitch, the iconic surf company Billabong was ordered, or so the whisper goes, to offload its famed “A-team” house overlooking Pipeline on Oahu’s North Shore.

The six-bed, four-bath contemporary looking joint sits on 9000 square feet of prime beachfront land and was quickly snapped up by a company insider who’d long enjoyed its fruits.

And, although the sale price remains secret a figure close to six million dollars has been touted.

I’ve only ever stayed at the place once and was forced, due to my beta male status, to sleep in a subterranean bunk room although one star did make me and my biz pal welcome with a succession of gifts, as well as the surprise three am treat of marijuana smoked through a hollowed-out apple.

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Such was the star’s stamina and appetite for “partying” as they say, my pal and I were forced to flee to Honolulu for the less physically demanding pursuit of cocktails and prozzies.

The house, which can sleep eighteen people an feed a multitude with its three kitchens,  entered surf folklore when it featured in Chas Smith’s coming-of-age book Welcome to Paradise: Now Go To Hell, described by the New York Times as “a compulsively readable narrative, indisputably great”, with a passage given to the day Fast Eddie Rothman paid a surprise visit to Billabong frontman Graham Stapelberg.

Listen to Chas describe the event below.

 

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And take a tour of the house with Lyndie!

A Tour of the Billabong Hawaii House with Lyndie Irons

 

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Doobalachy

Where wil griff and ethan stay next year?

🍓Karina will suck for free🔞

I like it..

tim_nelsen

undisclosed bone-broth recipe…1800degrees!

Gil Gunderson

How many liters is that Mayhem? 40? If it’s 40L I’m in.

Nonagon_Infinity

Sorry we let your husband self destruct, you can stay in our house and do the laundry…

Hippy

oh man.

what if they aided his self destruction? did you see his last heat in puerto rico?

then, pandering to the general public to donate to her tragedy, no shame.

why did the toxicology report take so long to be reported?

convenient as the companies dead man marketing strategy now included more than Marley.

surf cred.

but donate to Lyndie or we will make her do our laundry.

Chief Hot stuff

Softy

Chief Hot stuff

Did they hurt ur feelings?

Barrelled

Anyone following and backing Trump at this point is a fucking idiot. It doesn’t make one a democrat to not back this idiot. The super Trumpers are allowing their hatred of dems to get in the way of standard thought and reason. Don’t be a democrat but don’t be a fucking idiot.

Note: your opinion on this means as much as a pile of shit Bexy, you don’t live here.

Chief Hot stuff

shit is important

Hippy

well said.

JOB's second chin

The last pair of Bong boardshorts I bought the key pocket failed. The glue or whatever bullshit they use separated on one side. Cost me $300 to get the car key I had in there replaced. Last piece of Bong gear I’ll ever buy.

tim_nelsen

2X down vote for Liz and Dick Cheney…where’s Roger Ailes? the Murdoch boyz?

tim_nelsen

he got stoned, started talking…had to flee!

Barrelled

Most of the dumbasses aren’t getting locked up at all. They are getting intermittent confinement (basically check into camp for the weekend), or home confinement, and probation. Slap on the wrist. If anyone thinks it’s not going to happen again you are wrong.

Chief Hot stuff

Next time i hope they remember to bring some guns.

Barrelled

Why? Your a POME living in Sydney. Maybe you should focus on the fucked up politics of where you live and where you are from instead of feebly attempting to weigh in on American politics.

Brutus

that’s pommie , do you think a 9 0 gun or 10′ gun would suit hotty?

Barrelled

I have always thought it to be POME (Prisoner Of Mother England) but I’m a seppo so what would I know. I think any gun would suit Bexy, as long as it doesn’t shoot bullets.

Chief Hot stuff

Touchy.

Barrelled

??

ricmatic

Those idiots were calling the cops traitors, fuck em all.

Chief Hot stuff

Defund the traitors?
The nerve.

channelbottom

Is he up for an indictment?
Gosh how exciting!!!

diamond chief

When I hear Lyndie I think tyddie….she does not disappoint

Sellme fitzgobbins

Could have made the bed properly and opened the curtains even ? Cant quite see the cum stains but assume they are there …

FL Skunk Ape

The oligarchs continue to take over. One day we’ll live in a world where access to the beach is not a guarantee. It’s already happening in Florida. Won’t be long before HI is next.

Barrelled

Limited access to certain areas is NOT a bad thing. It already happens all over the US, you just only hear about places somebody wants easy access to. You can’t close the ocean and if you want access bad enough it can be had.

Hippy

The only speed bump is, is it worth it.

Sheep look for parking lots.

tim_nelsen

in a reversal, Kihei is blocking haoles in beach parking lots so locals can surf alone between the hours of 7 and 10AM. (an ealier post)

Hippy

Daniel instituted that at Manu.

Board Barnacle

The table of knowledge looked like the rack table.

tim_nelsen

hazing…

notsurfingtoday

Bankrupt company employee purchases bankrupt company’s prime real estate asset for undisclosed sum.
Sweet. Sounds very transparent and kosher.

justiceminister

Too many Bills no more Bong.

Beef & Beer

So if some dodgy surfshit (ex?)dealer has bought it he’ll probably still have the usual kinda crowd hanging around.

Would’ve been good if it (plus as many adjoining properties as possible) was bought by someone who banned all palm tree cams (and pro surfers, plus their hangers-oners etc) from the whole place…

Sean Connery

It makes me happy knowing Jackson Dorian won’t be staying there anymore.

Dovakin

He looks so dirty all the time

JOB's second chin

He burn ya or something?

Sean Connery

He is still alive isn’t he?

tim_nelsen

release the dogs…and the tapes!

@surfads

So where’s the hook up for accom for pipe during the comp?

family surfads potentially coming in hot this Jan / Feb.

The crack den-nier the better.

Beef & Beer

…”The crack den-nier the better”…

Definitely one of your more intriguing lines, but is it about denying climate change, or the thread thickness of ladies stockings ?

(a novella about a naive Novus Castration family living in a native Westside methlab could be interesting though)

tim_nelsen

there’s going to be an expression session in December this year…

Gil Gunderson

AirBnB glass bbq category


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