Love is the way!
Surf fans, moments ago, were seen mournfully weeping, or it may have actually been woefully sobbing, after the shocking announcement that Gisele Bündchen had initiated divorce proceedings from Tom Brady as a result of his telegraphing retirement from professional football before reneging and suiting up again.
The world’s greatest and oldest surfer, Kelly Slater’s, own foibles as it relates to retirement suddenly thrust into the spotlight at the worst possible time.
But might those tears have been premature for those hoping, dreaming of a rekindling between Bündchen and Slater?
For those unaware, the Brazilian supermodel and eleven-time champion dated from 2005 through 2006 creating a dynamic duo our kind had only witnessed once before in history.
Their potential reunion the stuff of whispered myth.
But, alas, Slater’s refusal to hang up the singlet a major possible roadblock.
Except.
An enterprising surf journalist has uncovered the greatest hint of all. As any modern man, woman, none-of-the-prior knows, Instagram is the place to telegraph the heart’s true desire and look and see.
While Tom Brady is followed by both Slater and Bündchen…
He follows neither. But, they follow each other!
The candles surf fans have been lighting appear to be working!
Love, truly, is the way.
Though it may feel like we’ve finally crossed the finish line, more candles can’t hurt.
Buy in bulk, please.
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Not bad..
worth a 2x posting…
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Jonah Hill is a bonehead, coke doesn’t go into your lungs. It goes up into your sinuses and then it travels throughout the body and crosses the blood-brain barrier to enter your brain.
Don’t let this distract you from the fact, that Gomez Addams is a billionaire with vast wealth. Addams being heavily invested in Wall Street, and owning multiple businesses around the world. This includes a uranium mine, an exotic animal farm, a salt mine, manufactures tombstones, and a Porno production company. Addams is said to like his “Vitamin D powder” with a little Cheyenne seasoning powder for an added Zip!
A helicopter crash might put an end to all this
Nobody cares about Giselle, Tom or Kelly this much. Move the fuck on already. Where’s surfline man? Help
What about fucking Kalani mate – have you considered her feelings?? hopefully she hooks up with Brady
I’ll be wildly euphoric when this tabloid tier Giselle fail is finally over.
How a fail? Romance!
The only “romance” here is yours: for a story you invented yourself. It’s becoming kind of creepy.
The finish line for this one is months and countless more articles away.
Yep. We’re all doomed …. Doomed to die by death of a thousand cuts.
The nuclear winter will cool the climate. Yes!!! Thanks lefty thinkers.
Thats the way, bexy!
You know what they say …
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We are one explocean!!
Nauseatingly true.
Lost interest in this a few posts ago.
But, loving the slew of champagne slater photos! Classy & high-maintenance. And the only surfer on tour not holding a soda can while winning!