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Revelshine crew feat. Bros. Gudauskas.
Revelshine crew feat. Bros. Gudauskas.

Universally adored Brothers Gudauskas pivot to wine making after cruel Vans cut!

The boys are back in town (and this time bringing Shane Dorian).

Not two weeks ago, the world woke to the shock news that the Brothers Gudauskas, Dane, Tanner and Pat, had been cut from shoemaker Vans after twenty years of service. The trio was as instantly recognizable and Hansons or Jonases though twice as loved. Dane took to Instagram to announce the sad news being being typically lovely and kind.

They supported us in our pursuit of every creative endeavor imaginable…” he wrote with zero scent of hurt feelings “…from developing travel shows to grom comps and board drives, not to mention creating a culture of open minded and innovative collaborators that continue to make up the Vans surf team, lead by original icons and mentors Joel Tudor and Nathan Fletcher.

Surf fans, furious at the betrayal, wondered what might come next for the Tres San Clementines though didn’t have to wait long.

Wine.

Snowboard legend Jeremy Jones announced that the Gudauski had partnered with he, Lupita Nyong’o’s disgraced ex Selema Masekela, big wave stud Shane Dorian and others in a new wine offering named Revelshine.

“Excited to be getting into the wine industry with fellow heroes/cofounders,” Jones wrote in announcing Revelshine. “Lead by 5th generation wine maker (Jake Bilbro), we believe wine doesn’t need to come in a glass bottle to taste good, and we are leading the way for an industry-wide change — sourcing premium grapes from organic and sustainably farmed vineyards while keeping our carbon footprint the lightest on the market.”

Currently Revelshine is being sold in the California grocery chain Sprouts though, I’d imagine, if you asked your local food establishment they would be more than happy to carry it.

Do it for Dane, Tanner and Pat.

Or Jeremy Jones.

Or even Sal as he tries to rehabilitate his image.

Buy here.

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Reece spoon

Who gives a f””k some dental company will sign em up flashing their pearly whites..wat is it with yanks and their teeth ???

deeks

The Indians got there 20 years before aus.

tim_nelsen

Dane took to Instagram to announce the sad news being being typically lovely and kind.

“They supported us in our pursuit of every creative endeavor
imaginable…” he wrote with zero scent of hurt feelings “…from developing
travel shows to grom comps and board drives, not to mention creating a
culture of open minded and innovative collaborators that continue to
make up the…”Don’t Gamble, Kids!”

tim_nelsen

car! re: kids drinking and playing stickball in the streets with glass (aluminum) CAR!

notsurfingtoday

This all smells too much like Gwineth Paltrow.

Elo's Stool

Who is actually still ‘on’ Vans?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper

JUST FUCKING STOP!
the one thing I do not give even the tiniest fuck about when selecting my wine is the carbon foot print of the winery.

in fact I prefer my grapes to have footprints all over them.

revelshine? even the name sucks.

tim_nelsen

Four dead in OHIO…comfortable shoes…VOLLEYBALL…

3.1.$.0 Tortuga is PRicelss

Went to the end of the earth .San Diego…aND LATER la Paz TO FIND THE TURTLE…

this WEEKEND in Santa Barbara…to bring HOME a Tortuga…for Brooke…

Not a dolphin…not a killer whale..a tortuga…Kelly shoes!

And let’s buy fish farms in Hawaii, Dad…beans in cans? Raglan…

You are what you eat…

Message in an (aluminum) bottle…?

Music…but the movie was on this week…a drunken sailor who lost his wife…

Was it his fault….? Got the rest of his life to figure it out…

I owned a boat once…

On the CD we did meet…she drank wine…

Mexico…no Sting…had my first taco in Mexico…and the wino threw up…

Making “fair weather chili tonight”…with beef…from Beef&Beer…here ye…he also makes spirits!

Elo's Stool

Big mistake teaming up with Selema. Another man gifted with his very own poo-poo touch.

Sean Connery

It’s all about checking off boxes

Elo's Stool

Box tick for hire

Cuntry Singer

? Glamping juice for influencers. Wine served in aluminum bottles. The French cringe. & to be served in all private tents at Coachella. I ponder, dont wine grapes need to be picked by a farmer and health-care-given undocumented citizenry. How would Selema support such work practices. Maybe the Gaudddz will get out there pick a few, to qualify the brand, as a DEI leading label with an ESG score for the people to be proud of.

deeks

They certainly don’t dress glamorously. Looks like they’re going out weeding.

Reece spoon

I think that was their managers plan so expect polo shirts and gucci loafers as their next rebrand..

John Non John

Non does like the wine lifestyle very much. Those surfer stem cell dudes are NOT wine drinkers, their teeth are way too white.

Karl Von Fanningstadt

Wow, and to think I figured Pat was going to opt to disappear from pro surfing after being dumped by Vans, deciding instead to devote his life to discovering the secrets of Castle Grayskull…

Tom

https://uploads.disquscdn.c… my xmas pressie to me !!

Strider's Gobble Neck

This will be a hit for San Clemente mothers. A glass of pinot after an Ativan? Saturday nights locked in for the ladies!

Dogsnuts

Oh I hope they keep their lovely teeth white still!
Xox

Pauly Matt War-Shore
mike m

The Man Who Sold the World Wine

PacificNorthPest

There’s an old saying:

How do you make a small fortune in the wine biz? Start with a large fortune.

Sellme fitzgobbins

From shoes to goon boxes ! The sky is the limit for these blokes

Eddie Haiku

If only Kelly
Used shiny metal to hold
The magic of Purps

Beef & Beer

On their website it appears to be an alumin(i)um bottle, and though the official blurb mentions they’re worldleaders in something or other and ecologically sound etc, there’s no actual mention of the packaging type other than it’s not glass, with one ‘independent commenter’ saying that it’s lightweight, a FAQ declaring it can be recycled, and a photo of one squashed underfoot.

I’m all for mixing booze with outdoor leisure activities, though their photos look more ‘OutDior’…

(and on the ‘are you 21’ start page, presumably that’s big Sal dressed like what at a quick glance seemed to be a park ranger pouring a drink for a passing hiker, then at second look was more like a large man in a boyscout uniform, till I realized he was meant to be a flyfisher, oh well they are trying, I guess)

Otto

Recycling is good. But is it always good? Think about that the next time you’re taking a shower at a hotel.

https://youtu.be/_ndZ9PnqKw…

bob

What’s wrong with this? I prefer a bit of nut juice with my hotel shower.

Otto

Stop eating the soap bob.

Michael Flatlately

OutDior lol. How’s the gal with the walking poles grog hiking.

deeks

He’s only got one leg (she)
What a pussy. Using poles

Gil Gunderson

Whyn ot?

Stick man

Appropriate enough for those “cheesy crackers”.


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