Revelshine crew feat. Bros. Gudauskas.
Revelshine crew feat. Bros. Gudauskas.

Universally adored Brothers Gudauskas pivot to wine making after cruel Vans cut!

The boys are back in town (and this time bringing Shane Dorian).

Not two weeks ago, the world woke to the shock news that the Brothers Gudauskas, Dane, Tanner and Pat, had been cut from shoemaker Vans after twenty years of service. The trio was as instantly recognizable and Hansons or Jonases though twice as loved. Dane took to Instagram to announce the sad news being being typically lovely and kind.

They supported us in our pursuit of every creative endeavor imaginable…” he wrote with zero scent of hurt feelings “…from developing travel shows to grom comps and board drives, not to mention creating a culture of open minded and innovative collaborators that continue to make up the Vans surf team, lead by original icons and mentors Joel Tudor and Nathan Fletcher.

Surf fans, furious at the betrayal, wondered what might come next for the Tres San Clementines though didn’t have to wait long.

Wine.

Snowboard legend Jeremy Jones announced that the Gudauski had partnered with he, Lupita Nyong’o’s disgraced ex Selema Masekela, big wave stud Shane Dorian and others in a new wine offering named Revelshine.

“Excited to be getting into the wine industry with fellow heroes/cofounders,” Jones wrote in announcing Revelshine. “Lead by 5th generation wine maker (Jake Bilbro), we believe wine doesn’t need to come in a glass bottle to taste good, and we are leading the way for an industry-wide change — sourcing premium grapes from organic and sustainably farmed vineyards while keeping our carbon footprint the lightest on the market.”

Currently Revelshine is being sold in the California grocery chain Sprouts though, I’d imagine, if you asked your local food establishment they would be more than happy to carry it.

Do it for Dane, Tanner and Pat.

Or Jeremy Jones.

Or even Sal as he tries to rehabilitate his image.

Buy here.

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Reece spoon
Reece spoon
2 years ago

Who gives a f””k some dental company will sign em up flashing their pearly whites..wat is it with yanks and their teeth ???

deeks
deeks
2 years ago
Reply to  Reece spoon

The Indians got there 20 years before aus.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

Dane took to Instagram to announce the sad news being being typically lovely and kind.

“They supported us in our pursuit of every creative endeavor
imaginable…” he wrote with zero scent of hurt feelings “…from developing
travel shows to grom comps and board drives, not to mention creating a
culture of open minded and innovative collaborators that continue to
make up the…”Don’t Gamble, Kids!”

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

car! re: kids drinking and playing stickball in the streets with glass (aluminum) CAR!

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
2 years ago

This all smells too much like Gwineth Paltrow.

Elo's Stool
Elo's Stool
2 years ago

Who is actually still ‘on’ Vans?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

JUST FUCKING STOP!
the one thing I do not give even the tiniest fuck about when selecting my wine is the carbon foot print of the winery.

in fact I prefer my grapes to have footprints all over them.

revelshine? even the name sucks.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Four dead in OHIO…comfortable shoes…VOLLEYBALL…

3.1.$.0 Tortuga is PRicelss

Went to the end of the earth .San Diego…aND LATER la Paz TO FIND THE TURTLE…

this WEEKEND in Santa Barbara…to bring HOME a Tortuga…for Brooke…

Not a dolphin…not a killer whale..a tortuga…Kelly shoes!

And let’s buy fish farms in Hawaii, Dad…beans in cans? Raglan…

You are what you eat…

Message in an (aluminum) bottle…?

Music…but the movie was on this week…a drunken sailor who lost his wife…

Was it his fault….? Got the rest of his life to figure it out…

I owned a boat once…

On the CD we did meet…she drank wine…

Mexico…no Sting…had my first taco in Mexico…and the wino threw up…

Making “fair weather chili tonight”…with beef…from Beef&Beer…here ye…he also makes spirits!

Elo's Stool
Elo's Stool
2 years ago

Big mistake teaming up with Selema. Another man gifted with his very own poo-poo touch.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Elo's Stool

It’s all about checking off boxes

Elo's Stool
Elo's Stool
2 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Box tick for hire

Cuntry Singer
Cuntry Singer
2 years ago

? Glamping juice for influencers. Wine served in aluminum bottles. The French cringe. & to be served in all private tents at Coachella. I ponder, dont wine grapes need to be picked by a farmer and health-care-given undocumented citizenry. How would Selema support such work practices. Maybe the Gaudddz will get out there pick a few, to qualify the brand, as a DEI leading label with an ESG score for the people to be proud of.

deeks
deeks
2 years ago
Reply to  Cuntry Singer

They certainly don’t dress glamorously. Looks like they’re going out weeding.

Reece spoon
Reece spoon
2 years ago
Reply to  deeks

I think that was their managers plan so expect polo shirts and gucci loafers as their next rebrand..

John Non John
John Non John
2 years ago

Non does like the wine lifestyle very much. Those surfer stem cell dudes are NOT wine drinkers, their teeth are way too white.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
2 years ago

Wow, and to think I figured Pat was going to opt to disappear from pro surfing after being dumped by Vans, deciding instead to devote his life to discovering the secrets of Castle Grayskull…

Tom
Tom
2 years ago

https://uploads.disquscdn.c… my xmas pressie to me !!

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
2 years ago

This will be a hit for San Clemente mothers. A glass of pinot after an Ativan? Saturday nights locked in for the ladies!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago

Oh I hope they keep their lovely teeth white still!
Xox

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago
mike m
mike m
2 years ago

The Man Who Sold the World Wine

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
2 years ago

There’s an old saying:

How do you make a small fortune in the wine biz? Start with a large fortune.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
2 years ago

From shoes to goon boxes ! The sky is the limit for these blokes

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
2 years ago

If only Kelly
Used shiny metal to hold
The magic of Purps

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
2 years ago

On their website it appears to be an alumin(i)um bottle, and though the official blurb mentions they’re worldleaders in something or other and ecologically sound etc, there’s no actual mention of the packaging type other than it’s not glass, with one ‘independent commenter’ saying that it’s lightweight, a FAQ declaring it can be recycled, and a photo of one squashed underfoot.

I’m all for mixing booze with outdoor leisure activities, though their photos look more ‘OutDior’…

(and on the ‘are you 21’ start page, presumably that’s big Sal dressed like what at a quick glance seemed to be a park ranger pouring a drink for a passing hiker, then at second look was more like a large man in a boyscout uniform, till I realized he was meant to be a flyfisher, oh well they are trying, I guess)

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Recycling is good. But is it always good? Think about that the next time you’re taking a shower at a hotel.

https://youtu.be/_ndZ9PnqKw…

bob
bob
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

What’s wrong with this? I prefer a bit of nut juice with my hotel shower.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  bob

Stop eating the soap bob.

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

OutDior lol. How’s the gal with the walking poles grog hiking.

deeks
deeks
2 years ago

He’s only got one leg (she)
What a pussy. Using poles

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago

Whyn ot?

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago

Appropriate enough for those “cheesy crackers”.


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