Influencer (pictured) being dumb. Photo: Youtube
Influencer (pictured) being dumb. Photo: Youtube

Influencer arrested for bringing Diet Coke to untouched Andaman Island tribe

“He landed briefly, left the offerings on the shore, collected sand samples, and recorded a video..."

Influencers, man. What big ol’ piles of doo. Adding another chapter to the Annals of Idiocy, the US-by-way-of-Ukraine Like Farmer Mykhailo Viktorovych Polyakov was arrested, days ago, for sneaking onto a restricted Andaman island carrying a coconut and a can of Diet Coke.

North Sentinel, which is governed by India, is home to the Sentinelese people, a tribe that has been completely untouched by the industrial world. There’s believed to be 150, or such, though no one quite knows as any outsider is banned from coming within 3 miles of the Manhattan-sized island in order to protect the group from disease and allow them to preserve their way of life.

Polyakov, however, thought the opportunity to taste Diet Coke for the worst time outweighed the possibility that all Sentinelese might die from small pox.

The 24-year-old commandeered a boat and rowed over, blowing a whistle offshore for an hour to attract the tribe’s attention before heading to shore.

Andaman and Nicobar Islands police chief, HGS Dhaliwal explained, “He landed briefly for about five minutes, left the offerings on the shore, collected sand samples, and recorded a video before returning to his boat. A review of his GoPro camera footage showed his entry and landing into the restricted North Sentinel Island.”

Polyakov had, apparently, attempted to reach the island in 2024 but was stopped by staff at the hotel where he was staying. He was arrested on Monday, Dhaliwal continuing, “The American citizen was presented before the local court after his arrest and is now on a three-day remand for further interrogation.”

The Sentinelese have actively and aggressively shunned outsiders, menacing anyone who dares get close and killing a missionary who made landfall in 2018.

The Bay Boys of the Indian Ocean.

If you don’t live here, don’t preach here.

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John Non John
John Non John
1 year ago

May we please cleansed from, influencers.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
1 year ago

They should let every ‘influencer’ go there. It ultimately will result in making the world a better place.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
1 year ago

Drop off some Molly….

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
1 year ago

Fucken savages. Just need some Yeezus in their lives.

Ramathorn
Ramathorn
1 year ago
Reply to  JSC

Wild story! Thanks for sharing

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  Ramathorn

Except he previously claimed to have never been there.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

Obviously the vidiot was offering himself as human sacrifice, but even the Andamanians didn’t want this POS stinking up their island….dead or alive.

The diet Coke was just to wash down the aftertaste.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 year ago

Here it is, approx. 7km (4ml) N-S & E-W
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Potential
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All
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Around
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By the looks
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I claim the right at 4, so will put a BnB there (with Fuckin’ Tall Ladder).
Everyone can share 3 due to being a larger playing field (also the left at 4 for fairness sake).
Chas n Dez n longboarders* can have 2, as it cops less swell (*plus everyone else when it gets big).
The political arguers can stick to 1 only, cos it seems full of hot windy air…

Otto
Otto
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Isn’t the “secret spot” called Diet Bloke

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

the left on 2. bringing porn and crack as a peace offering

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

wonder how far their arrows reach?

Mcsippa
Mcsippa
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

let’s develop a surf camp island that no one’s ever seen before, where influencers can be free and unimpeached by the BG wrath

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

Who The fuck drinks diet coke?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago

The same people who get on methadone…which rarely works

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
1 year ago

The same people tanking the US economy

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago

Could have at least left some rum and a lime. Thoughtless.

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago

Diet Kook…

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
1 year ago
Reply to  Stick man

Bravo 👏

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Stick man

no food colorings on the island…
Pepsi Challengender’s
Speers and bows!
scakeboard tariff~
New FoodPyramid by
WeedMaps&Egg WHiters Haters

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago

Imagine being that dissapointments parents.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

Ahhhh the title blurb thingy. We have peaked grit brethren, we have so.
Xox

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago

What a dumbass, obvioiusly you bring a Pepsi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VogNNsQ3Gmw

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

it’s what Mike Muir would have done

KnostMalone
KnostMalone
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

hahaha

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

It would have been so great if they speared this idiot on film.

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago

is there surf there though?

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Just look at a map but don’t ask Callahan, he will lie.

@surfads
@surfads
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Yeah I remember ASL did a poorly disguised trip in the early noughties and scored a hell right gander.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
1 year ago
Reply to  @surfads

Did it make print?

JSC
JSC
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Some superlative setups. Was surfed back in 1999 –

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
1 year ago

Can we talk more about the interrogation!!?

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Quick summary-
Why did you go there? God
What were you planning? God
Who approved this? God
What is wrong with you? God

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

don’t think God was mentioned and it doesn’t appear God spreading the word of God was his motive…….but you go on hating.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Not hating but I do find religion to be comical.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

They should have hired you to lead it, I reckon.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

@Dogsnuts might have some knowledge around “taking the big guys” during interrogations.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

Breathe deep and slowly!
Xox


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