Watch: Bobby Martinez, Mike February and Dane Reynolds host clinic on how to surf a point break!

World's best.

We are, collectively, 100,000 days in to the World Surf League’s fourth stop which happens to be an extremely user-friendly point break in El Salvador. Fun to mind surf, as it were. Difficult to appreciate for an organization that once touted “world’s best surfers, world’s best waves.”

Whilst the hot action may be severely wanting, sports-washing going ham etc., the comfortable point is a happy place for perpetually mediocre surfers, like you, but also downright lousy surfers, like me.

I’ve had the good fortune to surf some fine points in my day. Yemen, Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch, Southern Mexico, or as cosplayer and World Surf League announcer Mitchell Saladbar pronounces it, “Sunburn Mehico.

Well.

You’ll be happy to learn how it should look courtesy of Channel Islands here. Featured are the surfers you actually want to watch including, but not limited to, Michael February, Britt Merrick, an Australian, Dane Reynolds and Bobby Martinez.

Martinez, I’d argue at this point (no pun intended), is the world’s most interesting surfer.

Tell me I’m wrong.

Suck it, San Clemente.