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Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
1 year ago

Cloudbreak pumping off its tits from June 1 to June 4. Jordy needs to be there training.

He can rip trestles in his sleep with zero practice sessions.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
1 year ago

Sorry didn’t see negs already said that

Panda's sack rash
Panda's sack rash
1 year ago

Why dont you tell every cunt that Cloudbreak will be pumping

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
1 year ago

What brand of motorcycle does Flick pack her husband on the back of?

Gourmet Kook
Gourmet Kook
1 year ago

Fatboy. – Screaming Eagle?

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
1 year ago

Why would you buy Hurley stickers?
What were you thinking?

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago

Well, I think we all had a laugh trying to make each other smile.

That’s probably the only point of it all. Good job, lads and lass.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

Right back at ya Barny

Tom
Tom
1 year ago

what a fucking forgettable event stretched out over what seemed like 6 months

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago

Jordy should fly straight to Cloudbreak and start “training”

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Bombing next weekend

david fffff
david fffff
1 year ago

Goodbye.

𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago

If only Griff had another eighteen minutes.

david fffff
david fffff
1 year ago

SUV probably not even road legal in any other countries, chinese lump of trash

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  david fffff

Good for ten years, same as an EV

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago
Reply to  david fffff

Yea. American vehicles in so much demand around the world. Tell us some more jokes.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago

Didnt even surf box

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
1 year ago

That was incredible, edge of seat stuff. So pumped I’m going to need an Ambien to sleep tonight.

david fffff
david fffff
1 year ago

Jordy going to have to credit the ocean for this one.

derrrrrryl
derrrrrryl
1 year ago

Stoked for Jordy but that was worse than going to the DMV

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago

Jordy should have tried being chilled out 15 years ago.

Damaged kiwi
Damaged kiwi
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

it’s an incredible run

MeatyInvincible
MeatyInvincible
1 year ago

No John John, No Medina…big asterix.

Damaged kiwi
Damaged kiwi
1 year ago

Whatever

david fffff
david fffff
1 year ago

No waves

Top Cunt
Top Cunt
1 year ago

Yep

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago

Think he’ll sleep easy with a smile.

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

In his new cor

Gourmet Kook
Gourmet Kook
1 year ago

ass unpainted!

Montana Surfers Journal
Montana Surfers Journal
1 year ago

Holy shit he actually spooked both colapintos into only catching 1 wave per heat. Jordy you absolute head case!

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

Shut the fuck up!

Smidge
Smidge
1 year ago

Jordy has been on the tour longer than Griff’s girlfriend has been alive.

Wet Manatee
Wet Manatee
1 year ago
Reply to  Smidge

comment of the comp

RQ.
RQ.
1 year ago

FFuuuckin Hell. This is riveting.

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