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Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
1 year ago

No Day 3 either 😂

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
1 year ago

What happened to Day 2?!…

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Hang ten on that ya posers

Terence Hogben
Terence Hogben
1 year ago

zzzzzzzzz

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

Riveting stuff ….
bye

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

How is sasha doing?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

geez whiz.
where’s the newly installed CRO Nicole Metzger? this cannot be good for generating revenue….or branding

only thing remotely positive from a financial stand point is, it can be 1 ft onshore slop and IT’S ON……and they probably get Saladbar at a huge discount.

Skippy
Skippy
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Rosy and AJ worth it

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  Skippy

nothing is worth it.
I can go down to Waikiki, see better long boarding and way hotter girls.

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago

Man I’m like 3 hrs in and I swear the paints drying backwards…

Skippy
Skippy
1 year ago

definitely should have something better to do but AJ is on the glass so…

Skippy
Skippy
1 year ago

AJ’s rack, real or bolt ons?

justiceminister
justiceminister
1 year ago

Too long too board

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 year ago

It’s still hard to believe that longboarding is taken seriously as an actual sport.
A recreational activity for old people or beginners in places with small shitty waves maybe, but that’s about it.
Almost anyone of average athletic ability can ride one of these boards like these ‘top competitors’.
Fuckin’ embarrassing for anyone involved really…

Skippy
Skippy
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Don’t let Bonga Perkins hear you ha ha

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 year ago
Reply to  Skippy

Hahaha
Yeah but that’s a completely different unrelated game altogether which has no connection to these knee high dribbling nose rides etc.
This lazy person’s recreational activity is just a joke as a serious competitive sport…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Lol, I don’t know mate. from judging long boarding contests not many competitors can actually nose ride or even cross step up and down the board.
The worse were the odd good shortboarders who decided to get try some “easy” points or prizes. Shuffling, pumping and jumping back and forth and the worst styles.

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I don’t consider myself qualified to talk shit on professional long boarding until I actually learn how legitimately cross step and ride the nose beyond a bullshit cheater 5, which will pretty much never happen for me.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Traditional longboarding is hard, high performance longboarding is fucking easy for a good surfer.
I got into a bit of HPLB for awhile. Was a menace in the lineup, caught a ton of waves from one foot to big as gets around here. Still the fastest I’ve ever been on a surfboard. So fun using that much rail though turns. Technical barrels, big backhand reos. Never went to the nose 😂
Every surfer in town was happy when I broke that thing. Was a great year of exclusively riding it but couldn’t even stand up on a shortboard after, felt like a tooth pick.

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

A long deserved break from shit talking, bravo

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Lance hookino?

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago

Long boring. 😴

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago

No wonder everyone drinks so much at this contest

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

why not just have a 30ft board? with grip tape tho

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

These cunts are talking it up.
best feed ever…goodnight

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

What the hardest thing about being a competitive longboarder?
Xox

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Paddling with a vegetable down your pants

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Rent

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Having pro longboarder ego

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Being a competitive longboarder.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

Omg you have really gone quite cunt grit lately.
Xox

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

Bahaha stick a zucchini down the front of your wetsuit and hang 8 !

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago

Lol

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