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Shredy Kruger

No Day 3 either 😂

Shredy Kruger

What happened to Day 2?!…

deeks

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Hang ten on that ya posers

Terence Hogben

zzzzzzzzz

Sellme fitzgobbins

Riveting stuff ….
bye

Sellme fitzgobbins

How is sasha doing?

Happy Camper

geez whiz.
where’s the newly installed CRO Nicole Metzger? this cannot be good for generating revenue….or branding

only thing remotely positive from a financial stand point is, it can be 1 ft onshore slop and IT’S ON……and they probably get Saladbar at a huge discount.

Skippy

Rosy and AJ worth it

Happy Camper

nothing is worth it.
I can go down to Waikiki, see better long boarding and way hotter girls.

notsurfingtoday
Stick man

Man I’m like 3 hrs in and I swear the paints drying backwards…

Skippy

definitely should have something better to do but AJ is on the glass so…

Skippy

AJ’s rack, real or bolt ons?

justiceminister

Too long too board

Beef & Beer

It’s still hard to believe that longboarding is taken seriously as an actual sport.
A recreational activity for old people or beginners in places with small shitty waves maybe, but that’s about it.
Almost anyone of average athletic ability can ride one of these boards like these ‘top competitors’.
Fuckin’ embarrassing for anyone involved really…

Skippy

Don’t let Bonga Perkins hear you ha ha

Beef & Beer

Hahaha
Yeah but that’s a completely different unrelated game altogether which has no connection to these knee high dribbling nose rides etc.
This lazy person’s recreational activity is just a joke as a serious competitive sport…

NEGATRON

Lol, I don’t know mate. from judging long boarding contests not many competitors can actually nose ride or even cross step up and down the board.
The worse were the odd good shortboarders who decided to get try some “easy” points or prizes. Shuffling, pumping and jumping back and forth and the worst styles.

Com Turren

I don’t consider myself qualified to talk shit on professional long boarding until I actually learn how legitimately cross step and ride the nose beyond a bullshit cheater 5, which will pretty much never happen for me.

NEGATRON

Traditional longboarding is hard, high performance longboarding is fucking easy for a good surfer.
I got into a bit of HPLB for awhile. Was a menace in the lineup, caught a ton of waves from one foot to big as gets around here. Still the fastest I’ve ever been on a surfboard. So fun using that much rail though turns. Technical barrels, big backhand reos. Never went to the nose 😂
Every surfer in town was happy when I broke that thing. Was a great year of exclusively riding it but couldn’t even stand up on a shortboard after, felt like a tooth pick.

Noncompetitor

A long deserved break from shit talking, bravo

Sellme fitzgobbins

Lance hookino?

Stick man

Long boring. 😴

Noncompetitor

No wonder everyone drinks so much at this contest

ricmatic

why not just have a 30ft board? with grip tape tho

deeks

These cunts are talking it up.
best feed ever…goodnight

Dogsnuts

What the hardest thing about being a competitive longboarder?
Xox

deeks

Paddling with a vegetable down your pants

Noncompetitor

Rent

Mapski

Having pro longboarder ego

Stick man

Being a competitive longboarder.

Dogsnuts

Omg you have really gone quite cunt grit lately.
Xox

deeks

Bahaha stick a zucchini down the front of your wetsuit and hang 8 !

Noncompetitor

Lol

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