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Live Chat Finals Day of the Surf City El Salvador Pro
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if you ever feel to give us a write up on how the 3 Cabiancas have gone, out in the surf, then that’d be very interesting to read. Did all 3 work well? How are they compared to each other? Thanks.
Yew! Good morning ! Coffee! Firing !
California can expect another fun South coming soon! Stay tuned!
” Who knows where the Road will lead us, only a fool can say..” Francis of Assisi
I must admit SC has gone from being annoyingly funny to a bore in the space of a very short time , maybe less try hard you know you might get your vibe back.
Less is more. 4.5k comments in under a year is – batting early bex vidinha #’s.
Jus sayin
Sorry mate, Sunday session yesty so too many beers. I will tone it down
Hey Blowin, who is deleting comments again…
My answer was
Yes there were the megafauna. Maybe they all starved to death. Maybe they got CROVID, How the fuck do we know?
And the Burning of forests to drive all the fauna out to eat.
I am giving them the benefit of the doubt. As lightning would do the same thing.
Their populations were so small and insular, Maybe they just spent fighting each other all day.
Spears and a tiny, small population don’t take down all the megafauna.
But who the fuck knows? If only we had a time machine,
Eric deleted his comment about Tyler yearning for a Mullet hair cut. so ….
Thou shalt not covet thine brothers hair cut.. In Excelsior. urrr
Porn Star Wedding
I still don’t know what her screen name is, Bridgette was what I was given. For the most part, the girls looked haggard and ridden hard. There was one woman in a yellow dress that was yummy. Couple other “maybe’s” and the rest were haggard.
Dry party too…. not what I expected. I kept looking at the groom…. why? Why would he marry her ? He must be into it, but I began to wonder…. is sex a job do they even care about romantic connection? I think she just wanted to wear a dress and look mellowed for her folks except there didn’t seem like a lot of family. I dunno.
The amount of smoking was reminiscent of a 50’s sit com. Vapes, cigars, ciggy, joints…. everyone was smoking and the Ritz Carlton security was at wits end. Technically a smoke free resort, but what do you do if all your guests just smoke ? I did like the party’s “fcuk off, I”ll do what I want irreverence”
Yellow dress was solid, very solid. That’s what I was expecting, not what appears to be the normal. And a huge black dude with hands so huge…. dude was a monster and quite popular with the film actresses. Looked like he could tie his shoes without bending over
Not sure what the groom was doing there
Is this all happening in “Present Time”?
Or it is a memory. I thought it was real time
And in a room full of pron stars why?
“Dry party too…. not what I expected. I kept looking at the groom…. why?”
I missed the majority of the Insignificant, Significantly Unimpressive and Inconsequential Punta Roca Pro…otherwise known as the San Onofre Replicant Pro presented by shitty non-beer…because I was out enjoying life with young Camper who went 2 for 3 today with a walk, a single and a double, 2 RBI and scoring 2 runs in a powerful 11-1 defeat to start his teams summer season.
However upon review of the comments it appears that SC dominates about 20-30% of the comments, essentially spouting the same unintellegent repetitive crap throughout. Luckily I have lived in Australia and know Aussies to be genuinely good and interesting people, because if my only introduction to Aussies was SC, I’d think: what a bunch of absolutely delusional, brain fucked, uneducated, perverse, moronic cunts these folk are.
that said…you ever think that sponsoring a surf contest with NA Beer could have something to do with watered down, weak ass contests?
How many steps?
Thousands of frantic ones as he deep down tries to figure out why he supports Donny and will say anything to cover up up the fact he was completely wrong… twice. God bless America and all who sailed on her
Yeah, well when are you gonna take the time (2 mintues to 3 days) to change your avatar?
I have tried and have found some sick old shots I wanna share but can’t do it cunt. I am a tech idiot. They are in me phone and when I try to send them to my laptop it doesn’t happen!!!
Have you tried shaking the phone all over the laptop, like it was Chicken salt?
how many steps for what?
Some cunt posted how many steps they had walked that day, with one of their smart watches or something. No shame. I was just wondering, how many steps did you do today?
I prob should not share, but I lost count after 14 steps
So I am guessing maybe 700? for me
I spent tours in Oz during the 80’s and I met the coolest people. “You wanna stay at our place, honey make up the spare room bed”…. so accommodating and the guys that we met on Tav were solid too…. I loved the Social Darwinism on Tav, how crews incubated from surf to surf.
Never met guys like our SC or his band of merry’s. Almost the exact opposite.
Enjoy Camper Jr’s games…. My dad loved little league as much as I did
The rich and privileged island of Tav is not exactly a true relection of life I hate to tell ya Hip.
Flappy Camper is a member of a death cult
yeah. lived in Oz for 4 years and never met anyone like SC.
always gracious people who were very kind to all, including “seppos”. I’d say SC is a breed of his own in Oz.
Not at all as my fellow Strayans illustrate on here and you probably ran in more privileged circles like “hippy”.
America and Israel are a death cult xx
Hahahahahahaha I was asleep for most of it ya fucking soft cock. Lets hope Happy Junior is slightly more perspective and manly than his old boy
Pauline Warshaw is the leader of a weird, fucked up tranny cult
Donny, America and Israel are a death cult xx
100%
It’s actually Israel leading Donnie by the nose and America getting dragged into their toilet
just calling ball and strikes cunt.
you were the first to comment when Chas opened the live chat and the last to respond hours after the final. fi you actually said anything original it may be interesting, but basically I can go back and read your comments on Manu, and read almost exactly the same shit.
You’re one of two things, stupid or lazy…or both.
Come back with something original, or just don’t come back.
And in the middle was largely little to do with me. I love chatting with you Pauly, Urchin and North West but yous all seem completely unable to except simple imformation.
Happy Clappy and his fellow MAGA cunts are proud members of a death cult. Congrats xx
Straya smashing these Turkish cunts who were talking smack before the game, standard
Follow the instructions down below NEGAPET.
I will only take a few minutes
That was for Gallipoli, Johnny Turk. Eat a bag of dicks with Pauline
Longtoms as usual superb report is up, is anyone stepping up and doing one on here?
Pauline Warshaw is the leader of some weird, fucked up tranny cult
Not you cause you haven’t seen most of it Hahaha
Jack Me Off 100%
People surfed.
Alot of people lost, a couple of them won, nobody ended up in CECOT.
Everyone is glad it’s all over.
The end.
That wasn’t even 50 words
Short and sweet.
appreciated, matey!
Respect
Thank you, I try my best.
I was expecting more. Not even 24 words.
You even made a Swellnet account for this comp.
But it is what it is, I guess, and summed the comp up well.
I am suffering from fatigue issues.
I made the account to debate Steve, but in the end fuck it.
I might pen up a philisophical piece about how nihilism and watching WSL comps go hand in hand, and why trying to dream up a better tour is just wanking into the wind.
Watch this space….
Don’t worry mate I constantly suffer from massive being a Strayan Cunt issues
Plenty of open ears here for that, I reckon.
Kind of like the shark dilemma.
There really is no fuckn simple answer
I truly feel for you guys over there.
No easy answers on that one for sure.
We have the same problem with Saltwater Crocs.
They will come out of nowhere and eat you.
So most are VERY, VERY careful in those areas.
Just sux that Sharks like beaches and waves and fish food just like us.
We need to train Orcas like someone said
They bunt the cunts
The crocs in my zone are gnarly but nowhere even close to the level of fucked as the salty’s over there.
For whatever reason the whole ecosystem in Australia is next level aggressive and basically darwinism on steroids.
Because as far as places go, we are babies, and I dunno, the traditional owners didn’t have the population or weapons, and mainly the will, to kill everything that moves.
Like my prong xx
What about one of the BEST CLAIMS OF ALL TIME!
And WHERE the FUCK was JOE?
Yes Tyler upping her claim game for sure.
So what did i miss ??
Leo and Carissa both crying
well, congrats to knicks. Spurs faded in scoring last 2 games 4th quarter. Knicks scrapped to win and deserved it and Brunson is a fucking alpha, leaves it all out there. Respect.
Caaaaarn Straya lets get up these Turkey cunts
Turkey doesn’t have a surfer on tour (yet).
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Blood, sweat, and tears. Still in the top 5.
Good news Angry, we heard from our cute and adorable fellow Strayan Dogsnuts earlier on. I was getting worried cuz we haven’t heard from him since he was baking a cake with those three French Sheilas. Still no word whether any rooting or bum hole fingering has been the cause of his absence. Ooooh la la cunt
I wonder if Dognuts somehow got a cavity search at Customs?
Nobody has probably ever asked for one before.
Hahahahahahahaaha. Come on through Mr Dogsnuts. What, na have a good feel around up here ya cunts as he drops his pants and fruit bowls them in front of everyone there
World Cup mate
Oh. I don’t wear a cup.
Is turkey called turkey cuz they have heaps of turkeys there? Genuine question?
Yes!
Although the Turkish people prefer to be called Turks.
Also, AI is your friend.
well, not your friend but you can find answers to stuff you might be interested in … like – how do I download a pic from a website? Also – how do I upload a pic from my computer/tablet/phone? Or even how do I upload a pic to use as my Disqus avatar?
Cmon cuntee you can do this.
I mean, a plumber tried to help you – a fucken plumber helping a chippie … that’s some fucken insult, right there. Hahahahar
You can’t break anything – give er a go !! You might fuck it up – try again. You’ll get it figured out.
Thats sick! Don’t mind turkey but overcooked its dry and fucked. Don’t like AI cuz it always reminds me of one of me favourite ever surfers. RIP Andy ya fucking sick cunt yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Do ya want a fuckn step by step guide to change your Avatar?
On ya Laptop?
It should only take a minute, but I have the few spare hours required…..
Right click on this picture of Negapet and choose “Save image as”
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
I clicked on the image and that option did not appear?
RIGHT click
Juat get on your phone, screenshot it, then in your photos hit the edit icon, then crop it tight, hit save, and there you have it.
Then just do the avatar shit from your phone…it’s easy.
There is no need to do anything from a laptop.
If you can figure out how to properly mount a H-2 clip or put in blocking you can figure this out.
It’s called Turkey because of Thanksgiving.
Sook ball
Turkey dosent play aussie rules
Fuckn Highlight was Tyler’s claim. Someone make a GIF of that or make it their Avatar!
Holy Shit
Easily the greatest claim of all time, RESPECT. EL SLEEPADOR IS FOR THE FUCKING CARPET MUNCHERS yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Lily’s literally getting a tongue lashing as we speak
Fuckn hell, I just finished watching the replay. I jhave missed all the fun in the comments, but did check from oldest while watching to keep up while spoiler free.
Deleted comments, I think are VAL. He said he was gonna tune out till next comp under a different name.
I think he self immolated.
Maybe, but Pauline Warshaw’s back. We can’t trust that cunt. He’s the sort of bloke who’d fuck another bloke in the arse and wouldn’t give him the common courtesy to give him the reach-around.
I assumed he was a seppo, can’t believe Strayans like that actually exist
He doesn’t even drink, enough said
Fuck deletedcomments
AC. Who won?
SC, who won?
Surfing was the real winner today Hip
Uncharted performance ?
It was underwhelming, Eatalo scoring under 10 points in the final tells you all you need to know
Leo and Bert Newton
What are all these deleted comments? How has someone been booted off when we’ve got no mod? Blocking cunts on here is beyond gay and thats the end of the convo on that
I deleted one about jess and a ballgag
WWho the fuck won ?
??
VAL I think.
Calm down mate.
VAL said he was taking a break until next contest, and asked for suggestions even.
Guess unlike us he was serious.
I need to do go on a pasture break as well.
10 more left for the week ahead.
Pauline Warshaw’s buttplug
See if you can find a guy that goes by the name of Burleigh , he will give you one for free