Watch the "hard" get put into "hard kombucha!"
How do you feel about kombucha, honestly? The first time I ever tried, I thought. “Whoa, this is some powerful alcohol!” before being informed that it’s not the sort of alcohol that a man gets drunk upon. Apparently kombucha is a good, healthy, probiotic drink and it turned my stomach severely.
The powers that be figured out that if something tastes super boozy it should actually be super boozy and would you allow me to introduce “hard kombucha?”
Hard kombucha, meaning properly alcoholic kombucha, is presenting Albee Layer’s newest film featuring the singular vocal stylings of Matt Meola and, while they already had me at “hard,” I couldn’t be more thrilled.
Rough Mauian kegs.
Or is it Mautian?
I’ve already had too many hard kombucha’s today, hold the kombucha, add vodka and then Red Bull.
I ran out of soda.
Seriously, what is it?