"The more Filipe wins the more beautiful he becomes!"
It’s accepted, now, that a contest isn’t truly finished until the former pro-turned filmmaker Peter King wraps it all up in a candid, comedic bow.
And, here, a couple of days after Filipe Toledo won the Oi Rio Pro as breezy as you please, PK delivers his exquisitely trivial bubble of fancy called Tour Notes Rio Wraps or as PK calls it, “a new episode full of fandemonium.”
And it’s true. Weeping girls, weeping little boys. And so many memorable quotes.
John John, watching Filipe in the competitors’ area: “He’s super gnarly at airs.”
Kelly then mimics Filipe’s airs in response. “He’s got so much mouth play!” Oh Kelly!
Miguel Pupo: “The more he wins the more beautiful he becomes!” and “I get 10 per cent of the girls he gets tonight.”
The filmmaker, Mr Peter King of La Jolla, CA, says: “John John and Filipe fever have been at fever pitch past couple weeks… Brazil Fandemonium got the boys sequestered in their rooms with $ecurity guards…but it’s all good…the difference between say the Oi Rio Pro and the U.S. Open is that at the U.S. Open girls are writing magic markers all over themselves drawing attention to themselves and the Rio fans are giving their full attention to the athletes…”
But don’t read, watch! Below or hit the play button.

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John John looked freaked out, especillay holding that baby, you can tell he was like “is this mine?”
…alabaster skin… check… indeterminate hair colour… check… like, yike!
You could tell, he was about to drop it and run
It’s probably a good thing Bede lost, that crowd would have killed him to death
that is what normally happens when you are killed. like … death.
😉
Sorry to disappoint, but it’s “He does all those mouth claims,” not “He’s got so much mouth play.”
…these ears o mine! Worthless!