A new TV show seeks to find the next international surfing star!
Do you look at Kelly Slater and say, “Pssssssht. I can do that.” Do you watch Brett Simpson paddle out for his heats and think, “What makes him so special?” Do you sit at home wondering why you are not sponsored by RVCA or at the very least Hurley?
Well, your questions are answered and your problems are solved!
“The award-winning producers of ‘The Ultimate Fighter’ are casting the best surfers from around the world to compete for a grand prize on a brand new TV show on a major cable network.On this exciting new series, competitors will face thrilling challenges both on the water and off, tackling monster waves and surprise tests of skill, balance, strategy, innovation, commitment, speed and power – all for a chance to win a grand prize!It doesn’t matter if you’re a competitive or recreational surfer. As long as you’ve got what it takes to compete against the best and prove your skills on national television, then we want to hear from you.”
Yes. It is real. Send an email to [email protected] if you are totally deluded and/or like to be a laughingstock and/or have mild retardation and/or really have somehow fallen through the cracks like Chippa Wilson. Don’t delay, do it today!
P.S. It might not seem real because they have a gmail address but, ummm, yeah. It is.
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In order to be a pro surfer, you’d need to find a surf company that’s adding to it’s roster and not going belly up.
I’m IN… 🙂
Wasn’t there an article on here about how the CEO of Ultimate Fighting (or whatever) was in such better touch with his sport than the WSL guys? Maybe this will be a revelation to the surf world!
I’m predicting in a 45 minute show they’ll be approximately 38 minutes of advertising and a cliff hanger after every section.
The trailer will feature Brett whose misplaced his Hurley boardshorts and Shonae who doesn’t know whether to get a 5″10 or a tit job.
Can’t wait
MILD retardation?
My faith in humanity, already cracked, is now demolished.
Will you be breaking down the manoeuvres into digestible parts for the viewers Nick?