Devour: Shipsterns Wipeout Reel!

Those steps! Do you think you could survive Shipsterns hot little mouth?

I like to think that I’m a pretty brave guy, when it comes to the ocean. I’ve spent my entire life playing in it, I can hold my breath for a long time, and I’ve dealt with enough surf-related injuries to know that while I may get hurt, and badly, I’m probably not going to die.

Then shit like this video comes along and reminds me that, in the grand scheme of things, I’m a total pussy.

Yeah, I’ve surfed some big waves, by normal kook standards. But guys nowadays… it’s like they’re having a contest to see how much punishment the human body can withstand.

Like, did you see Will Skudin’s paddle in at Nazare? What the fuck? Did he really think he’d be able to punch through the back?

RED CHARGERS: Biggest Wave Ever Paddled at Nazaré?

Kind of related, what the hell is “Red Chargers”?

How have I never heard of this contest?

Why did they choose a name conjures the image of menstruating San Diego sports team?

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Goose Egg
Goose Egg
10 years ago

Anyone else worried/confused as to why Mercedes is trying so hard to break into surfing via Nazare?

J H
J H
10 years ago

Always good to see someone from my hometown doing something other than a perp walk. Way to kill it, Will.

Invasive Species
Invasive Species
10 years ago

He must of saw that 30ft foamball heading towards him at warp speed and tried to bail…pretty gnarly


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