Do you want to taste the sting of the North Shore?
You are, most certainly, tuned into the Billabong Pipeline Masters right now. How could you not be? This has been one of the wildest of all surf contests. So many contenders! So much barrel! You’ve seen the stunning performances. You’ve heard the wonderful commentary team talk about how the waves, when big, shake up your toes and all the way to your heart. Well guess what? You can feel it yourself!
Billabong is running a contest and you can enter it HERE.
What do you win?
And how does that slap you? More aloha than you can handle! If you have never been to the North Shore during this time of year you should certainly enter.
“Roundtrip airfare for two to Honolulu on Hawaiian Airlines.
A 4 night and 5 day stay at Rory’s House
More oil lathering than you can handle
An 8-ball for each day.
Refer friends and receive one love-in with Da Hui Wui!”
There, fixed it. Far more potential mid-west entries and winners now.
Canuks can enter but I can’t? World is fuct.
Will the winner get the red carpet treatment (e.g. getting to meet and greet local icons like Uncle Eddie)?
I don’t know, but I checked the fine print and saw that they’re gonna 1099 you for the prize. Have fun paying taxes on what they claim is worth 5K.
They’re calling 4 nights at their house a $3,000 value?! The locks on their doors don’t even work from what I’be been told.
How else do you expect to get the full North Shore Meth Head B&E experience?
Nope, they’re calling it $4000.
Tickets are valued at $1000, which is actually pretty close to the truth.
You’re too doped up to tell me I’m wrong. They’re calling it $3,000.
“four (4) nights’ accommodations for Grand Prize Winner and his/her Guest at the Team House (ARV $3,000.00 USD)”
Damn it. I’m stone cold sober. Just dumb.
“And how does that slap you?” Classic, Chas…classic!!!
But if I win you are totally my +1. Aloha and Mahalo!