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Rory’s Repeats: “Comedy comes from pain!”

A buffoon-in-chief will be hilarious!

By Rory Parker

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Rory’s Repeats: “How to survive surf injuries!”

Opiates, self-loathing and sit-ups. Wait, screw the sit-ups… 

By Rory Parker

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Rory’s Repeats: “Money is Everything!”

Just as likely to ruin your life as make it better.

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Rory’s Repeats: “Surf fights and me!”

What's better than a wipeout reel? Surf fights!

By Rory Parker

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Rory’s Repeats: “Crack is Awesome!”

Part one in a three-hundred part series!

By Rory Parker

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Pipe Masters: “There’s magic in the water!”

Ror Parker writes with all the innocence and wonder of a child!

By Rory Parker

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Profile: Finn McGill’s Enchanted Life!

The family exudes an aura of true love and togetherness. It's not something with which I am personally familiar but I recognize that it exists.

By Rory Parker

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Day one, Pipe Masters: “Slater was insane!”

But overall the day reminded me of a sub-par run at Hossegor…

By Rory Parker

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Rumor: Fast Eddie Chases Surfer Photo Editor off Beach!

And not just any photographer but Surfer photo editor Grant Ellis! Maybe!

By Rory Parker

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Parker: “My theoretical outrage problem!”

Writer troubled by WSL signage as North Shore teen Finn McGill slays Jamie O, Jack Robinson and co…

By Rory Parker

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Parker: “Day Three, North Shore!”

Where your fav writer gets tubed, is served bad salsa and worries about John John's future.

By Rory Parker

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Poopies: “I was a North Shore gigolo!”

Rory Parker reports from the set of Who is JOB at Pipe!

By Rory Parker

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Parker: “Day One on the North Shore!”

Small waves. Cute hitchhikers… 

By Rory Parker

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Mason Ho: “This Guy Macked Madonna!”

Mason Ho dazzles at the 2016 Surfer Poll awards!

By Rory Parker

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Parker: “I’m off to Oahu!”

Goodbye hermit life. Hello Turtle Bay!

By Rory Parker

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Just in: Jordy Smith Wins Vans World Cup!

Sunset Beach electrified by the world number two!

By Rory Parker

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