…oh, the power of Facebook!
Ain’t 2015 the most wonderful time to be alive? We have it all! World leaders who unite to stop global warming, proud men and women gather together to decry religious intolerance and social medias to keep in touch with our thousands and thousands of friends!
Yesterday we reported on the very public apparent disintegration of Chris Ward’s marriage. There were pictures of his wife with a bruised face, maybe hacked Instagram accounts and Facebook harangues.
Oh the pain of living in glass houses. This might have been kept a private matter but in 2015 everything gets pushed to the public sphere.
An impossible tidal wave! So bad for relationships maybe.
But today we see the flipside, we see the loving caresses of a public rushing in and trying to help, providing advice, even shoulders to cry on! So good for relationships maybe! Social medias can act as therapists couches without the exorbitant financial cost. They can be personal Oprah Winfreys. So totally American!
Chris Ward took to his Facebook, you see, as a result of a public outpouring and wrote:
“Im really sorry for the post I did last night I may have said something that caused a big blowout. I wasn’t intentionally trying to bash anyone I was just letting out my emotions I haven’t got anyone to really talk to that will listen. Yep you can say it was foolish to post my first thoughts and I let my emotions get the better of me but Im as real as it gets I may have over reacted and sorry to my my friends and Michele Marie Ward for making such accusations Maybe i got the wrong empression but this guy should have never been that close to your face. But if i had not gone there i would have saw nothing. Ill stay home next time its healthy. Then we can trade off. ONLY GOOD VIBES TO EVERYONE THANKS FOR BEING CONCERNED everyone goes thought stuff like this in life thats just LIFE gotta grow up and handle STAY Strong especially the ones you love the most PEACE!!!!!”
A marriage perhaps saved because a wound was made public? What if it was allowed to fester in the dark night of privacy? Might it have blown out in some other way?
Michele Ward might be a little tougher to convince, however.

But look, just eight weeks ago.
There is still the matter of a hacked Wikipedia page….oh hacking!

What a bother you are! And the bruised face. What was that about? And the little gay hipster? Why so close?
But in this day and age it was the good vibes of the concerned that shone brightest of all.


Question is, did the fucker smacked his little minx wife?
Slightly off topic, but that kid of theirs looks like an alien. I’m sure he’ll be better off without Dad nearby.
trying to decipher chris wards social media is trying to read into the us tax code, impossible and incoherent
I mean… what the hell she was thinking?? “I´m gonna get married with Cris Ward. He´s so sweet”. Please, Michelle… You´re clearly not brillant.
But c´mon.. That guy is a psyco! Go to the police, tell what happened, get your kid and leave this guy, ASAP.
hide yo kids hide yo wife
Can’t wait for the next ep of War(d) stories, title ideas:
-Michele gets in the War(d)s
-Michele visits the hospital War(d)
-Chris sends War(d)ning to little gay hipsters everywhere
Restraining (Ward)er
Savage.
The guy beat his wife and posted a picture of her on Facebook? He also punched 3 women in Mammoth. How is he not in jail? Just because he rips at surfing doesn’t make him not a terrible person. This isn’t the NFL where you can just sweep domestic abuse under the rug.
If the WSL actually had the clout and viewership of the NFL, they would be able to sweep domestic abuse under the rug.
Man I feel bad. I’ve been doing her for years.
That part is confusing. It seems by someone but maybe not? Due the apparent hacking going on nothing, at this point, is certain.
post-dentist pulled wisdom teeth photo?
wait for the WSL reaction… that should be something!
He’s not on tour. What are they going to do?
WQS… even if not doing much!
Why are god fearing right wing american women so hot?
Where can I score this “God” drug? It sounds fuckin’ epic…but will it affect my ability to use punctuation?
I’m so glad i’m up to date. I’m glad for social media and the excretions it oozes. I’m glad for beach grit, and god, and wardo’s god fearing wife. Praise be to social media for all it has given us. Let us sacrifice the uneducated in it’s honour!
So, let’s assume this was all one big misunderstanding: then what the hell was the point of the picture he posted, regardless of what the caption says?
I don’t get it either. He can back track all you want with some words with no grammar and terrible spelling but what the fuck was that picture supposed to show? How nice he is?
Is the best case scenario “Look, I didn’t beat her THIS time!”