Adrenaline: Watch Niccolo Porcella fly!

Do you remember Nicollo Porcella's spectacular Teahupo'o crash? Now watch him soar!

Niccolo Porcella’s got the name of an Italian cobbler and the drive of a someone with a serious chemical imbalance.Too much, too gnarly. A handful of joint destroying wipeouts dropped last year. Worst trip over the falls Teahupo’o has ever seen. Fired from a cannon into the flats on another. Kite assisted slingshot into the lip at huge Jaws.

Good thing he trains. Hard. Normal body couldn’t hold up. Don’t understand how his does. Wonder how long he can keep it up.

Cross-over adrenaline junkies are a weird breed. Takes so much time to safely approach a single sport at full bore recklessness. Guys who dip their toes in a ton of ponds don’t make a lot of sense.

Of all his shenanigans the wingsuit’s the worst. Big wave surfing is a you-think-they’re-gonna-die type pursuit. Real ugly, tons of injuries. Not that many deaths.

Flying squirrel men go splat all the time. I can understand the appeal, seems amazingly fun. But finding the drive to turn wanting into doing is beyond me.

Thank god everyone’s always filming. Slick edits deliver a second hand thrill. As close as most of us will get.

 

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Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

Could someone please find the video where two wing suit guys try to fly under and over a bridge and one hits the bridge at 250km/h and turns his body into a hacky sack. Thanks in advance.

david fffff
david fffff
10 years ago

“wingsuit hits bridge” two angles, both on Youtube. COME ON WIGS

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

“Winga gits farked on bridgereedoo” was not working. Thanks.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

I’d assume that would get you a bag of weed in the right country?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

I’m not sure but if you ever head up to Katherine in the Northern Territory you can trade a slab of VB for a brand new Land Cruiser.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

How bout a zima?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

I think clear drinks are frowned upon up there. Too many deaths.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

Fuck everytime i invest in surfing,kommunity 2012 quik last year,stitch this year, my own failed start ups and I’ve got to pay back the Chinese mafia AND I own the only zima bottling factory in existence? Winning.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

We have Smirnoff Ice down here. All the fuck boy footy players “Ice” each other and have to skull their Smirnoff’s. If anyone can help me leave Australia please get in touch.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

You wanna trade lives? Come live in Florida scrapping the other 3 working shapers that aren’t to old to fight ,fishing for food and huffing gas? I only huff it when I’m stealing it. Fighting off hordes of republitards with handfuls of Valium and soma’s to dumb yourself to the level of ignorance that is the trump voting American south? Sorry if anyone is looking to adopt a 30 yr old semi drunkard shaper give me a shout! Stay in straya wigs, America is about to be a giant shitpool.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

It appears we are living parallel lives in different countries.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

I enjoy hallucinogens, if I’m on planet “meoooorph” not even the cops can phase me, found out we have these frogs that you can smoke the poison ( for real) but latley the what I assume to be acid has been making life fun. Eh so is life (does bonghit of toad)

bitter guy
bitter guy
10 years ago

#toaddabbing #flagoals

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago
Reply to  bitter guy

Seriously, it has the same chemicals that effect the brain like DMT.ijs..

bitter guy
bitter guy
10 years ago

and if you get pulled over with a cooler full of frogs, you can just be like “what?”

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago
Reply to  bitter guy

FWC ” WHAT THE FUCK! “They’re for my family reunion, my wife- cousin’ s in-laws are in town , and my uncle loves him some frog legs. No that is not a skinned gator tail….”

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago
Reply to  bitter guy

“They’re my friends!”

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

One hit of bufo and everything is your friend!

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago
Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago
blumpkin mung
blumpkin mung
10 years ago

No luck stateside. That happens here.


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