Rage burns in Cloudbreak's lineup! It is Blood Feud city!
Steph Curry’s pregame warm-up is absolutely mesmerizing. There he is, in the flesh, dribbling through his legs two balls at a time, shooting left handed from the top of the key, then right handed from beyond the arc. The arena, even hours early, holds its breath.
“Can you believe it?” the fans whisper to each other. “Can you believe what that man can do?”
And it is amazing. But did you know surfers warm up too? Sure they do! They warm up, though, on the same waves as everyone they will soon be competing against.
Trouble?
Yes!
This morning one of surfing’s greatest people James “Jimmicane” Wilson snapped a photo of 1x World Champion Gabriel Medina totally burning 0x World Champion Jordy Smith in the lineup at Cloudbreak.
It sizzled!
Jordy, livid, kicked his board toward the clean shaven and cooked on his insides.
“That fucking Brazilian. That damn little son of a bitch. Who does he think he is? Neco Padaratz? ”
He thought probably something like that.
And what if LeBron James went out during warm-ups and smacked the ball out of Steph’s hands? Would Steph punch him in the face? Should he?
Blood feud!
In any case, As Fuck you Stab.
P.S. I’m drinking again! Ron Blakey, please tell us, on air, why you deleted your Twitter account. Don’t pretend you don’t read these stories. Don’t even!
Also…Blood Feud! Gab Medina vs. Filipe Toledo! The 1x World Champ is an animal out there!
Hapless surf photographers in Fiji: Train your lens on the drunken fights during the laydays …
Next time take off your leash then flick the board at him
It’s funny people think Medina cares if you like him. He, his title and his millions of $ are, I’m sure, just fine today.
forget this orderly system with heats and priority and taking turns. WSL contests should be battle royales, the best surfers in the best waves, but they’ve got to fight one another for them, same as everyone else. more relatable for surfers, more action for the casual fan, more chances of full-on mayhem. whom among us would say no?
no…
Finally, some behind the scene action. WSL needs to take a lesson from the UFC – embrace the athletes individuality by allowing them to be human; to a certain extent at least: don’t let them be full on loudmouthswearingfistthrowingcunts, but encouraging humor and allowing them to say what they really think is good entertainment. Isn’t that how most surfers are out of the water? We sit back and talk shit? We don’t sit on the wall and say the same damn thing: “forehand gouge, look Potts, bla bla bla.” Whatever. The best commentary is always when they bring someone different into the booth, i.e., Kelly, or anyone else.
I wish Wardo, Bobby, and Andy were still on your…..Wardo would karate kick his face
Wardo is a piece of shit that beats women.
Exactly
* chases women with ice picks ( supposedly)
Icicle.
Andy is dead. He’d be awfully weak at this point. But then again, if he could fight at all he wouldn’t have needed the Wolfpack.
LeBron is built like a rhino, so, no, I don’t think Curry would nor should. Also, I wouldn’t exactly think Jordy capable of winning a fight, especially considering Medina might go full ‘roid rage on him. Switch limp dick Kevin Love for LeBron in Curry’s case and then a gimpy Matt Banting for Medina in Jordy’s, then maybe…
Jordy is tall and broad, but not beefy by any means. Nobody who throws a good punch has cross-eyed tits.
https://youtu.be/uE9LkGPbswM
If it wasn’t for that fucking Modom Shark Leash he could’ve killed Medina.
Man, that would have started an international incident. ” two poorest countries in the worlds surfers fight like dogs over a leftover hambone of a wave” fully deserved those jordy signatures right up medina’s (hairless) ass.
whatta cunt
hrmmmm “safe distance” Blakey? I dunno, people aren’t really not aiming at people when they shoot their board someone roasting them. Too bad he missed the mark
I just remembered this!
http://dqndusk8a84ol.cloudf…
gabby is the anti-hero that surfing needed. Andy Irons meets Christian Fletcher
Awfully clean-cut for an anti-hero. Let’s hope he brings some Neco P. to his game sometime soon. By the way, Warshaw’s NecoPatz entry post, solid gold.
If by anti hero you mean winning one world title and then spiraling into a clean shaven,tatt’d up has been then yeah.
Has been?! He’s the most aggressive and impressive surfer on tour in pretty much any conditions. Many more WT to come
I said ” in to ” he hasn’t gotten there yet, but he’s working on it! What event did he win this year? Seriously he might of, I’d sound like an idiot if he did,or bigger idiot whatever.
Lol at the has-been thing. If either one of these two is a has-been, it’s Jordy. But in truth, Jordy never won a title, so he’s more like a never-quite-was.
jordy is a hasneverbeen…
He’s the WSL poster boy a well shaven Christian lad that travels with his best friend who also happens to be his fucking step dad. Enthusiastic selfie taker, trendy tattoo victim, whore for any advertising dollars and ripping surfer. How you can compare him to Christian and Andy is beyond me.
Have you watched him surf? Have you seen his relations with his peers?
Yes he’s an amazing surfer with a refined style and also an aggressive competitor. Is he an innovator like Christian no. Does he have that raw aggressive unique style as Andy did no. Is he an imperfect rough around the edges person with faults for all the world to see thus making him relatable for the rest of us that feel disenfranchised not ever fucking close. Anti hero he is not! Coddled cake eater with you for a fan perhaps yes.
He is absolutely an innovator (one of the first guys to consistently land backflips and the first to ever do one in competition) and he 100% has Andy’s raw and aggressive style. In this event alone he has been attacking waves with twice the ferocity of anyone else on tour. He may not be a drug addict but he came from humble beginnings and appears to have a chip on his shoulder the size of Montana. He doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but himself and he’d live nothing more than to smash every last surfer on the CT. Just because he loves Jesus and takes selfies doesn’t mean he’s soft or a role model. No one wants their kid to be like gabby, but still everyone is drawn to his hyper-masculine DGAF attitude in and out of the water. He’s as much of an anti-hero as the WSL would ever allow.
he is the purest form of cunt and loves it, embraces it. look at those shurg shoulder fuck face claims in rio. 100% grade A cunt
He is the purest form of cunt and I love it and embrace it.
he has been sexually abused by his stepdad. its written all over his face..
It must be all that armpit and tit shaving that stimulates his hyper-masculinity.
Well I suppose everyone has their own version of what an anti hero is.
hyper masculine? the kid looks like he would fold if you made him flinch..
you won’t try though 😉
dont say i wont!
He is not an anti-hero…..but he clearly is your hero…..get a grip brah
You apparently don’t remember the early Christian and Nathan Fletcher career, all precisely laid out by their mommy.
No I don’t remember im not that old.
so you only know the after. The before was not-so-perfectly crafted by mommy from the get go. Perhaps the best was when Nathan shaved his golden locks and him mom flipped.
Thats moms for ya always wanting the best for their little angels.
Anti-hero. Nice. Lets see – cries when he loses, worst claims on the tour, soccer flops looking for interference, fading competitor looking for interference, and on and on. Rebelllion!
And he owns a cat
I loled at the cat
Easy on man, cats are way more anti-hero than dogs
I like cats more then the World Surf League. Close fucking race
Does Medina’s cat come on the tour with the rest of his family? Does it go freaking batshit crazy when he loses close heats, chucking & scratching furniture around in the competitors area? These are the journalistic questions & answers I look from BG
ai and christian fletcher were complete brain dead idiots
Are you saying papa gila isn’t brain dead any more??
fuck yeah Gabs.
Now this, THIS is a blood feud! I’m in love. If only you (or Rory!) were there in the channel to report on what Jordy shouted afterwards.
Wow a Brazilian shoulder hopping at a reef break? Ya don’t say. It’s only happened to me EVERY TIME I’VE SURFED ESCONDIDA.
there is no bigger son of a bitch than Jordy Smith.
Jordy is a son of a bitch, but this article is showing that Medina is a cunt
Pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks.
so many kellys, I’m confused…
So a brazzo is a c#@t in the lineup. How is this news?
It’s somewhat shocking to me that people actually give a shit about Jordy here. He’s as big a cunt in the water as anyone pretty much ever. The only difference between Jordy and Gabs (aside from one being a Brazo) is that Jordy won’t ever win the Title.
jordy cut me off at otw once, but quickly kicked ut when i hooted.. he was respectful