Just in: Ron Blakey hates you!

OR maybe drunk in the booth! (Matt Warshaw made me do it!)

Soooooo I’m 3 to 4 vodka gingers in andwatching the World Surf LEague in Fiji. Do you think they care that they gots no sponsros? FIJI PRO. Not the Jeep FIJI pro or Samsung FIJI pro or even SHARKBANZ fiji PRO. Nope. Nothing. Out of business! Everything must go!

I think Ron “Dog” Blakey is celebrating by getting smashed. Like me! At the start of Jeremy Flores vs. Boring White Kid vs. ? The camera shot over to Ronnie and he maybe had something in his mouth/is drunk and so couldn’t talk. And then he continued to muddle his words and sound marbles.

I tweeted about it, tweeting, “Is Ron Drunk?” or some shit and Matt Warshaw, who can alwasy be counted on to be sitting in front of his computerwith twitter in his hand tweeted back, “Game know game?” and I tweeted back “DUH!” and tried to include @rondogblakey, his Twitter handle, but do you know what happen?

DO YOU?

It came up defunct! @RON DOG BLAKEY deleted his twitter account!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

What does this mean?

Did he:

A) Get so much Twitter hate that his feelings go hurt?

B) Hate you and don’t wanna chat?

C) Hate his @WSL boss and stopped getting paid so fuckit?

D) Busted with chick?

E) Busted with @mickfanno?

F) Drunk and accident?

G) Other?

H) Donald J Trump

)J CEO of the world Paul Speaker says, “ROn “”Dog””? How old are you? Fifteen?” and he feel embarasssed becuz he stuck “DOG” in his handle?

I) Because I like you.

M I C    K E Y    MOUSE!