Hey: I’m writing about you! (maybe!)

Either one of the Harrington twins or Brent Dorrington screamed, "Never write about me!" toward my back long ago. I never have. Until maybe now!

Many, many years ago I was locked in the teeth of a very bad marriage. My wife, ex now and thankfully, was a Broadway star in the making. Showtunes etc. She moved to New York to pursue the dream. I met a Ukrainian blonde while she was in New York and things unraveled. Thankfully.

We tried to put things back together through counseling and then the Quiksilver Pro reared its head and I told her I had to go. She understood and said, “Ok. I support you.”

While I was gone, though, she apparently changed her mind and sent livid emails, telling me to go to hell etc. Her tone, and the memory of showtunes, annoyed me to the point of walking out to the Snapper Rocks and throwing my wedding ring into the sea. It must still be there somewhere.

That night I went out to drink and drink and drink. It all ended in a shared cab with some surfer. I got out and headed to my room at the Rainbow something. I walked a long way down the street and he got out and yelled, “Oi! Chas Smith! Don’t you ever fucken write about me!” when I was so so far away. He quickly got into the cab and it sped away.

To this day I don’t know if that surfer was one of the Harrington twins or Brent Dorrington. At the time I thought, “Who the fuck do you think you are?” And also, “Are you a fucking pussy? Why didn’t you tell me to my face?”

If it was Brent Dorrington I now think, “Nice clip!” But also, “Who the fuck do you think you are?”

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DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
10 years ago

i’ll tell you who he thinks he is: important. he ain’t. he’s just a naughty little boy.

janeausten
janeausten
10 years ago

I think his mate at 2.16 might have said ‘who the fuck do you think you are’ also.

shootsthen
shootsthen
10 years ago

It’s all those meat pies and sausage rolls; in this guy’s case, it appears they help with his velocity – he rips hard; super fun clip.

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

Filmed by Nugget featuring a Nugget pulling into few Nuggets

capn birdseye
capn birdseye
10 years ago

Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t he co found the Mad Hueys? Word on the street round these parts is that those guys are sculling shoeys all the way to the bank.

Tate MacDowell
Tate MacDowell
10 years ago

Look, Chas… we’re not psychiatrists, you can just post sick videos if you want.

Dusty Butt
Dusty Butt
10 years ago

@themadhueys

DavidC
DavidC
10 years ago

Actually under Einstein’s Theory of General Relativity gravity is an illusion! Apologies I can’t resist to let my geek run free!

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
10 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

really? holy shit! next building i am jumping! fly flyy flyyyyy

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

Could you please write a story about the Ukrainian blonde bloke? Your Ode to Brazzoland thing was good by the way.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

You want an article about you? Cuz that’s how you get an article about you.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
10 years ago

Writer’s have funny ego’s..


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