How to be a man with Shane Dorian!

It is Father's Day (depending on where in the world you live)! Let the world's most fabulous dad give you some advice!

When I go drinking I need to have a max drink number in mind. Usually if I go over that number I regret it. This is especially useful when you are single.

Hawaii is where I want my kids to grow up. In Hawaii if you show respect you tend to get it back.

Marriage is THE most important decision you will ever make in your life. Don’t take it lightly. Ninety per cent of your future happiness will depend on who you choose, and 99% of your future misery, so choose wisely. Figure out if she is an evil bitch BEFORE you take the plunge! Hint: you don’t know anyone until you’ve lived with them for three-to-five years and you share expenses.

As far as ageing goes, my outside ain’t that pretty these days so I am working on the inside.

I am glad I am a man, as we are totally exempt from pressure to get plastic surgery “done”.

Hollywood is not for me.

Women? About or from? Oh gosh. I have learned to hold my tongue.

Fear can equal fun if you allow it to.

Eyebrows. I have not learned much about eyebrows, fortunately.

Hair is fleeting. And my wife likes my shaves head, lucky for me.

Friendship is just as important as family to me.

Money is useful but can cause more problems than it solves if you are not careful.

I love fashion on women. Lucky for me, Billabong makes something for all occasions.

I have learned about boats, rent don’t own, no matter how much dough you got.

Fish are tasty. Not as healthy as I thought.

I surf more when I have a great surfboard.

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Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
10 years ago

I may not always write in complete sentences. I hear you!

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

I’m just hoping to hear your expert testimony on the Sloughs.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

I’ll keep an eye out on the Great Highway.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

What’s it matter if I can’t wash off the blue collar? How’s the new Tessla handle?

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
10 years ago

It was okay. Definitely paid well.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

At ease, Lord Fauntleroy.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago

Ahhhhhhh thank you. Sincerely.

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
10 years ago

I agreed to not post it on here. Either Chas or Derek jumped the gun.

You’re not missing anything.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

Its hard to work out. Thousands of clicks, hundreds of comments… I guess the question might be, how times a day to the commentators visit? and what percentage of the daily clicks to they make up?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

Slightly pudgy! Thats the nicest complement i’ve had in years.
Yes to Mangawhai and one day to Great Barrier.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

Sounds expensive/entertaining … your film has a place for a bitter, semi -depressed keyboard warrior?

omlete
omlete
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Maybe it’s a plumber?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

I take it the script didn’t go as far as you’d hoped?

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

I, the billabong womens comment will net his wife firsties on all the gear and a trip to Fiji rule #7 of being a man: Shameless self promotion.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

Absolutely. Why does half the shit you say come off as strangely reactionary, confrontational, condescending and/or libertarian?

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

Here’s the funny thing about pseudonyms: you have no idea who you’re talking to.

Here’s the funny thing about pontificating online: it’s hard to tell when someone is fucking with you.

Here’s the funny thing about your odd position regarding IB and SSD: you don’t know what you’re talking about.

longtom
longtom
10 years ago

OK, but only because it’s raining and onshore here and I’m bored.

Chozza is an internationally published author with his own website…not a bad record for a surf writer. He’s dealt with critics, many of them hostile, his whole career. He’s amongst his people here, very supportive environment.
He might not want to write “what he knows” he might want to experiment with form, content and style, as well as POV.
What I’m saying is, he probably doesn’t need a backseat driver, no matter how encouraging, telling him how to drive or where to go.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Thanks to you too, longtom. It truly is a pleasure having you on here and someday I will buy you a drink. And not that you asked but I feel clear about what I want to create for the first time in maybe three years. I wrote Welcome to burn my bridges in the surf world and move on to what I really cared about. Politics, fashion, war, subversion. But after dipping toes in all over I’ve come to realize that surf is where I actually want to be. That this strange little cesspool is my home and there are still too many great untold stories.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

And I personally have no passion for surfing in any intellectual context, nor its relationship to anything but the view of my fins from out the back.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

How many instances of the apprehension of illegal immigrants in the TJ Estuary can you find over the last twenty years? Not enough to say that the Sloughs are a hotbed.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

Can you clarify your position on illegal immigration?

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

But if I don’t forget that part, then I have to pretend that I care about that debate when reading a surf website.


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