The winners of Kelly's Golden Ticket give away may
be looking to sell guest portion! Wouldn't you?
And so the winners of Kelly Slater’s golden
ticket “visit the wave pool and fireside jam with Jack Johnston or
someone equally groovy maybe Donovan Frankenreiter but maybe also
not because maybe Matt Costa/Ben Harper/Gary Trudeau and stay in
the best hotel Fresno has to offer which is the Ramada Inn at the
airport with one friend each” contest have been announced.
Rob and Palmer are so happy. But there is a rumor floating
around that one/both of them could get happier.
Let us recall that Kelly sold to charity these golden tickets
for a minimum $10 buy in. How much do you think the WSL PURE thing
made? $3,000,000.00? $1,000,000.00? $250,000.00? Who knows! But
probably at least $250,000.00.
Right?
So what if Rob or Palmer turned around and auctioned off their
guest pass ticket in the same way except with profits going to to
Paul Speaker but to their own betterment fund?
Genius?
Yes.
Either one of them could both surf Kelly’s wave pool and
fireside jam with Jack Johnston or someone equally groovy maybe
Donovan Frankenreiter but maybe also not because maybe Matt
Costa/Ben Harper/Gary Trudeau and stay in the best hotel Fresno has
to offer which is the Ramada Inn at the airport minus the one
friend plus between $3,000,000.00 and $250,000.00.
And I only call this a “rumor” because if the calculation has
not breezed through Rob’s and Palmer’s lucky heads then shame.
Shame shame shame.
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Art show: “Unfocused! Not exciting!”
By David Lee Scales
But with gorgeous and diverse people milling
about!
Favorite BeachGrit contributor and podcast host David Lee
Scales went to the Kelly Slater art show Apolitical Process last
night in Venice, California because I could not be bothered. God
bless him. If you do not listen to his Surf
Splendor then you are an asshole. And without further
ado…
Interesting night. I still have no idea what
Kelly’s involvement was. He didn’t produce any of the art. The
people were stunningly beautiful and the party was very well
attended. I’m glad I went, but I got my fill in 10 minutes.
The vast majority of the exhibit was Bruce Reynolds’ work; which
was very uninteresting to me. It’s an attempt at a political
statement, a commentary on the absurdity of the 2016 presidential
campaign in the US. The works are essentially sculptures, made of
found items with a lot cultural touchstones and corporate brand
references. I don’t get it. I wasn’t provoked. It just simply
didn’t compel me.
Bruce’s most interesting pieces were the gun sculptures;
utilizing essentially the same process as mentioned above, but with
all the found items affixed to a wood canvas for display on a
wall.
Kevin Ancell’s Orca Boards were the highlight for me. Each board
is dedicated to a friend of Kelly’s who has died. Kevin Ancell used
a paint pen to write that person’s name in repetition on the board
in black and white ink to mimic the color pattern of an orca whale.
Kelly’s ridden each of the boards (some famously). Several are
broken. Each board is fascinating to stare at, but displayed as a
single installation makes the statement even more powerful. The
fact that the boards have been ridden, by Kelly no less, adds even
more gravity. Love that display.
Todd Glaser had a few images that were printed on some sort of
metallic canvas. I love Todd and his work. These images were
beautiful, but I’m not sure how they fit into the exhibit.
Nevertheless, I was glad he was there.
Kelly arrived midway through the evening and was swarmed with
fans trying to get iPhone photos. His silly shoes were the
highlight of the evening for me, although I don’t think anyone else
noticed (more on this coming right up!). He spent most of
time being interviewed by Vice and other outlets.
The people in attendance were so beautiful and such a diverse
bunch. Everyone was very kind and happy. All in all, a great turn
out and a great event. The exhibit on the other hand, unfocused and
unless you happen to be in Venice, not too exciting.
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Collab: Lost meets Pilgrim Surf +
Supply!
By Derek Rielly
Or how your fav bear Jew got a New York City
vibe…
It’s hardly a secret that, long ago, I
beatified the San Clemente shaper Matt Biolos aka the Bear Jew.
Anyone who can build a craft that fits into my skewed vision of
surfing – I like ‘em wide, but thin, ultra-low rockered though
the front three-quarters but kicked in the tail – deserves
adoration. If you’ve ridden one of Biolos’ …Lost boards you’ll
know. A sophistication that comes from a clarity of vision.
To cement his every-man appeal, Biolos, and his pal Mike, own
the company. Biolos designs the designs. It’s as grass roots as it
comes at this level, something rare as hell in a biz where
Quik/Billabong are owned by the same investment fund.
Gentile and Biolos aren’t the sort of figures you’d immediately
put together to collab. Biolos is San Clemente, punk, raw; Gentile
is urbane, gloss coats, jazz.
And, yet, though the miracle of social, the pair just connected.
“We made some comments on his Instagram handle and started a
dialogue that way,” says Gentile, who might rival even your old pal
DR as a Biolos fan. “Matt is truly fantastic,” says Gentile. “He
was one of the first guys if not THE to make high-performance
boards that worked well for the average surfer like myself! He’s a
master! I replay the Andy Irons and Cory Lopez section
of 5’5″ x 19” 1/4” (on the Round Nose Fishes at Waimea
Shorebreak) in my mind when I’m trying to fall asleep at night!
Matt is super open-minded, creative and forward thinking. He cares
deeply about the culture, its history and pays respect to all that
has come before him. “
So, when Biolos was on an East Coast tour last year, the pair
met, and they cooked up a …Lost-Pilgrim collab.
“I love making cool shit with cool people,” says Biolos. “I
really appreciate well-curated retail stores and well merchandised
products and stories. I think Chris brings a unique passion and
ethos to his presentation. He seeks out creative people and
challenges them to leave their comfort zone.”
As for Gentile, oowee, wind him up and get him started with real
talk. He wanted the collab so the sniffy, aesthetic-minded Brooklyn
surfer, who lives or dies by the design of his decals, would get
turned onto Biolos’ brilliance.
“Matt is one of the greatest performance board shapers of all
time. I really wanted to celebrate his designs and
craftsmanship by toning down the aesthetic in the logos and
treatments so that the shapes themselves were the focal point.
There are so many people that can put a …Lost under their arm and
say to themselves, ‘Holy shit this is an amazing board’ but then
get hung up on the fact that the lams (decals) don’t speak to their
aesthetic sensibilities. As lame as that sounds its a real thing so
why not make make something that will still perform incredible well
with minimal branding that will break down that barrier to entry?
Don’t get me wrong, I love the …Lost brand aesthetic because it’s
authentic, brash and not trying to be up to date with the affected
graphic treatments we see allover the place. Its Honest. Its
Matt.”
I ask Biolos, whose father was raised in Brooklyn, to describe
the various NYC surf scenes.
“Ok, Brooklyn is not a surf spot, but lots of surfers now live
there. Like Tokyo City, or the Vally in LA, they have thriving
scenes. The surf is on the Island. Rockaway to me was always a
rough and beat-down zone. I spent time there 25 years ago. Met
Tommy Senna, who has held down that zone forever. He’s a quirky
guy, and most the surfers there (then especially) were low-skill
level, low income, dare I say kooky types. What has happened since
the young urbanites migrated from Manhattan to Brooklyn, it is
became cool and these city surfers started bringing their educated,
refined tastes and affluence to surfing and the Rockaways. You got
the Rockaway revolution of, for lack of a better word, “Hip
Surfers”. People who are passionate about surfing, have money,
education, fashion awareness and the high taste level associated
with Manhattan. Although I tend to think the majority are
still lower skill level and the surf still is sub par on that part
of the island.”
Montauk and out east?
“Here you’ve got a place that for ten weeks of the year looks
like a scene from the Great Gatsby parties. The rest of the year
it’s like the Blair Witch Project. Winters are very rough and much
of the population is seasonal. Great set ups for surf,
though: point-breaks and deeper water reef type set ups. Really
nice. Great place with cultured people and extremely high taste
levels and affluence, but with the part time residents. Think.
Natalie Portman and friends. It really needs swell to happen. This
makes for a lot of small, crumbly point waves that lend them selves
to big beautiful logs and wide flat fish. So you see a lot of that
out East.
“For me, the real center of NY surfing is mid island. Long Beach
to be precise, but there’s other stretches of jetty lined beach
breaks as well. The best surfers and most consistent surf is in
this area. This is the zone where you see high-performance
shortboards and little rippers ripping them. Balaram Stack is a
Long Beach kid. It’s where the WCT event was held and The Unsound
Pro happens each year. It’s where the best surfing is being
done.”
What sorta boards we got in the mix for the collab?
“Chris wanted boards that would be considered high-performance
but still manageable in the inconsistent New York surf by average
skilled surfers. We went with the Puddle Jumper Round and the
Quiver Killer, but added some unique tail shapes to them. We built
them using tapered stringers, made from dark soft wood and reverse
engineered the cut laps to counter balance the stringers. Chris
chose the color palate and his team created the logos with my
limited input approval. I didn’t want to trample his vision. Paul ”
The Son of Cobra ” did all the glass work himself. Lam, hot coat,
sand…everything. They are spartan in the way that there is very
slight logo-int, and the finish is a simple hand sanded texture.
Like a team board.”
But, says Biolos, The bottom has to be, no matter how god they
look, the boards must perform. And
they do.”
Venice-adjacent mountain blog singles out sweet
Brazilian boy for the second time!
Oh those alt-righters at your
favorite mountain blog are at it again! Do you recall, some
two years ago, when The Inertia went on a potentially
racially-motivated
discrimination spree against the world’s second best surfer, and
Brazilian champion, Gabriel Medina?
Of course you do! The website set up a petition to “Suspend and Fine Gabriel
Medina” for swearing. Here’s the story in brief
according to our own Derek Rielly:
When Gabi Medina sulked at the Quiksilver Pro and said
“fuck” and “Kieren hasn’t done a very good job” most of the surf
media found it a magnificent condition. A fearless post-heat
interview from a world champion. The Inertia thought
otherwise and cast a petition to have the kid suspended and fined.
(Click here.) Was the petition
racist? So many thought so!
Victory was claimed in the seemingly hate motivated movement
after the World Surf League released a statement saying that the
incident in question was “reviewed.”
Apparently though, one tilt against a hard working brown boy is
not enough. Six hours ago the ugly drums that sound so much
like racism began to pound once more. Let us read from The
Inertia‘s recent posting:
During his Round 3 loss at the Hurley Pro at Trestles
Gabriel Medina exhibited extremely poor sportsmanship on three
separate prolonged occasions by showing a public disrespect towards
the WSL judges and in the process reflected poorly upon himself,
the WSL Tour, the event sponsors and his own sponsors. In order to
right this wrong, both the WSL and the Brazilian surfer are
obligated to respond in a way that firmly address Medina’s
actions. It all can lead to moving toward an atmosphere where
disputes with the judges are carried out in private and in a
sportsmanlike manner.
The WSL is furthermore required, by their own bylaws, to at
the very least fine Gabriel Medina a minimum of $1,000.00 for his
blow ups. In addition, the WSL should strongly consider warning
Gabriel that future displays of poor sportsmanship will lead to
increased fines and/or suspensions. These items should be made
public because Gabriel’s actions were done in public.
Medina should also be “given” the opportunity to publicly
apologize to the WSL judges and the WSL fans. This would be an
ideal opportunity for him to express that he strongly disagrees
with the judges’ scoring in this case and at the same time that
take ownership for his behavior.
Continue here but let us
remember that Julian Wilson (white), Matt Wilkinson (white)
and many other professional (white) surfers had very strong,
coarse even, words for the judges during and after the Hurley Pro
even and yet where are the posts on The Inertia
demanding blonde and almost blonde heads on a platter?
As pointed out from Mt. Olympus (thanks Zeus!)
thepiece ends on this note:
The excuse of cultural passion fueling Gabriel’s actions is
100% invalid. Unacceptable is unacceptable and the WSL rules
pertaining to sportsmanlike conduct are designed to maintain the
integrity and professionalism of the sport.
Oops! A major legitimate actually shocking gaff and certain to
be frowned upon by too many social scientists including, but not
limited to, Grafton Elliot Smith. Also by most non-racists.
Are posts like these red meat to less-than-savory elements of
our modern culture? Dog whistles to certain Pepe the Frog loving
groups?
Maybe.
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Just in: Dane Reynolds to surf
Mavericks!
By Chas Smith
Your once-upon-a-time favorite surfer is changing
directions!
Did you forget all about your favorite surfer
in the world Dane Reynolds? Did you forget about his progressive
surf approach, loose style, passive-aggressive wink? Did you forget
about his gorgeously crooked smile? His cute French bulldogs? His
multi-millions of dollars?
Well guess what? While you were busy fawning all over John John
Florence your favorite surfer in the world Dane Reynolds was
busting out his 9’3 gun. He was sitting in tubs filled with ice and
baby sharks. He was running with giant boulders underwater. He was
waterboarding himself. He was listening to Slayer’s Raining Blood *
and getting ready to be a Titan of Mavericks!
Oh what a wonderful big wave surf competition! Should we read
about it from the press release?
Titans of Mavericks is the most coveted event in big wave
surfing. Mavericks has a rich history among the annals of surfing
lore. Being touted as the one of the most hazardous events in the
world, and having 24 of the best conditioned big wave surfing
professionals compete against each other to win this prestigious
competition makes Titans of Mavericks the greatest show on earth.
The 24 who compete possess fearless character and endless passion
that give them these unique set of skills to challenge Mavericks
each and every year.
Very many superlatives!
And Dane Reynolds! One of the 56 best conditioned big wave
surfing professionals alongside the likes of Nathan Fletcher, Albee
Layer, Koa Rothman, Jamie Mitchell etc. Does this surprise you?
I suppose that’s what you get for forgetting all about your
favorite surfer in the world Dane Reynolds.
But wait. I thought there were supposed to be 24? How in the
hell does this thing work? Could I nominate myself to be a Titan? I
surfed Pipes, near Swamis, last winter and it was mmmm 4 ft but
since I’m not a braggart that is a very conservative estimate (it
was 5ft!).
Go to the Titans
website here! And get ready for Dane-amite (his big
wave name). The window opens Nov 1 and closes March 31.
*He was not listening to Slayer’s Raining Blood but you can
right here!
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Jon Pyzel and Matt Biolos by
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