Come meet Dane Reynolds' new sweetheart!
Stab’s Stab in the Back is the most exquisitely staged surf drama putting Surfer Poll and Fantasy Surfer to shame. Did you watch live? I didn’t but we had our own J H there in the room live Tweeting. If only I had checked my damned Twitter we could have brought to you, even before Stab, the fact that Hawaiian shaper Jon Pyzel is his new favorite!
I spoke with Jon on the phone many years ago and just this moment uncovered the story! Should we learn about Dane’s #1?
Duh!
Jon Pyzel shapes surfboards for the world’s hottest surfer and he has been since the world’s hottest surfer was six years old and, really, that is all you should need to know to fill your quiver with Pyzels. But, in a fabulous twist, Jon Pyzel is as pure a craftsman as can be all by himself so maybe, just maybe, you should fill your quiver with Pyzels even if you never even heard the name John John Florence.
Born in Santa Barbara, young Jon could think of nothing finer than surfing. He lived it. He breathed it. And while he didn’t necessarily have the chops to become an out and out sponsored pro, he was good enough to be taken under the wing of Rincon Designs Surf Shop owner/shaper Matt Moore. It was there that he became interested in shaping himself. “I would go into the shop when Matt was shaping my boards and, I guess I got interested in shaping because Matt was such a cool guy. He had a rad life. He just wanted to surf so he’d go shape, glass, then go surf. Consciously, I didn’t think, ‘I’m gonna shape surfboards.’ I just thought, ‘I want that life.’”
Jon gave shaping a try a few years later. “I suck at art. I can’t even draw a circle but I thought I should give shaping my own board a try and so I bought a blank and went to work. I shaped a 6’4 or something, a little step up size, airbrushed it, glassed, sanded…and, you know, it worked pretty good. It wasn’t perfect but it was good enough.”
He moved to the North Shore in 1992 to surf even more and started hanging out with guys that got their boards from master gun builder Jeff Bushman. Bushman, like Matt Moore, took Jon under his wing. Like a true artist, Bushman would not let Jon use the shaping machine. He had to do everything by hand and he did. He fixed dings, glassed, hot coated, laminated. He did anything he could to surf all the time. “I didn’t move to Hawaii to work” was his attitude.
But work he did. One day, Alex Florence waltzed into the shop trailed by three little ducklings and asked for a board for her eldest, six year old John John. Jon had no idea how to shape a board so small but he gave it a shot and the rest is history. “It has been crazy. We’ve literally grown up together. My shaping has grown with his surfing.” And if John John’s surfing is any indication, then Jon Pyzel is one of the best in the world alongside greats like Matt Biolos and Maurice Cole.
But P.S. real quick…do you think the global media cabal sabotajed the C.I. offering? Get your conspiracy on here!
Long live Matt Moore and the Carp underground.
fuck , weird and clumsy ,I suck and suck, I am now in hiding in between France and Japan , hoping the Russians start a nuclear war , so will never be put on trial again in 2′ crapppy beach breaks , “they” promised me J-Bay , good waves multiple sessions , will I ever believe a magazine again , is there only BG where I can cry and whinge, will my family ever believe me again????
Damn I was born on the 13 th , busted on the 13th , sentenced on the 13th , cell 13 twice , and now 13th……..still /again ……waaaahhhhh
Chas I am not great but mere bait …..and WTF is Brutus , just had to verify my email and Brutus is back???
Brutus? It’s something at your end… maybe an old account? sorry about Dane (and the promise of J-BAy) but in fairness to STAB they’re the first to admit it’s a flawed system… the tail was a giveaway, Should’ve tried to fool him! And don’t ever forget all the good boards you’ve made MC…
Hi Neg , yeah really weird Brutus was an old name I used years ago on SN,how do I change back. Hey the Stab was pretty funny , I actually laughed when I saw him surf the board and comments , it was made for J-Bay and or perfect long beachies , yeah its a flawed system , I actually felt sorry for Stretch and Cole who’s boards were tested with Dane straight off the flight in absolute crap and not just crap hehe……but I have a much better idea to test boards with a similar theme , but in better waves , with different surfers and s/bds……less Flaw , more raw!!
I sent you an email… but You’ve logged in with a @yahoo email which is linked to this old Brutus account… log out and try again with your @outlook email and thats your Usual MC Disqus account…
No love for Cabianca? Maybe he doesn’t make boards for fat people.
If I remember correctly, all the shapers were based out of California/Hawaii and Australia. In fact, I’ve never seen a Cabianca for sale in the US or AU. That’s probably why it wasn’t in the stab in the dark. They look like great boards though; probably also helps that Gabriel is the one showcasing them.
im glad im not as jaded as dane. damn he seems like a bummer to surf with. if you are trying to get stoked on 3ft slop cause you havent surfed in 2 weeks….dont call dane.
I would be upset too if I travel all that way for shit waves too. it wasn’t like his back yard.
I was kind of surprised they decided to do it in Durban. Would have thought somewhere more consistently good would have been better.
I’m more interested to know who the “tweaker” board was made by.
Stretch; haha, that was the best part of the video.
Also when Dane is pointing at boards saying “That sucks … that sucks … THAT sucks …”
Wtf was that pop out bonzer of a joke. The fins were the highest engineered and only unique thing about that piece of shit it’s an mbm with bonzer glued on.
I know right!
How about this, Beach Grit rips off Stab in the Dark, only this time there’s a twist (which the shapers don’t know), the testing surfer will actually be a BG commenter (me, since, you know, it’s my idea… don’t worry, I’ve done the polling)! We can get footage of the surfer (again, this will be me) shredding on all the boards and giving his critique, which may include gems such as:
“Felt too loose, but also stiff…”
“This stringer looks like mahogany…”
“Surf was ok, I got one little air that felt good…” (really was a floater)
“Board felt like surfing in 2002. Definitely a Merrick…”
We can call it Grit Through It or Eat Grit!… We’ll clean up at Surfer Poll…
…oh, I guess we’ll need to tell the shapers my dims: 5’10”, 185 (10% bf), 44.5 chest, 31 waist…
I dont know Karl, Im still not over the fact that you kept your anonymity on Rory’s podcast. I’m having real trouble finding closure on the subject with my therapist.
don’t you know everyones emails?
Tempting as it is, it’s not up to me expose who is posting here…