That my friends can chill on while I'm rippppppping!
The sun is long up in Australia. Christmas day! And the sun is on its way down in America. Christmas eve! Oh did you get what you asked Santa Claus for? Will you?
I’m hoping, beyond hope, that when I rip down my stairs a Sea Ray SLX-W 230 is wrapped under the tree!
“What’s that?” you ask.
A mobile Kelly Slater wave pool!” I shout while jumping up and down. “A mobile Kelly Slater wave pool!”
Watch!
Sea Ray SLX-W 230 Teaser
But, real quick, why is Josh Kerr the only person on earth who has made wake surfing look worthwhile? Is it inherently lame? Lame in its very DNA or… what?
What’s going wrong?
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In all seriousness perhaps if you wakesurfed behind this.
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Then we talking just maybe!!!
yes – and imagine the poo stains when tagged shark #74 chases you up the east coast of Oz
Hey, Chas, I just saw your email. Man, i’m sorry, but I can’t take Rory’s job at BG. I’m already commited to a brazilian website. Thanks, anyway!
Good get out of our country!
That was like a chick acting like she was going to climax, and farting instead.
Sure sure but answer me this. Is wake surfing essentially lame?
Yes, because no matter how much I make on selling my kidneys, and even using the boat to import the blow I’d have to sell to pay for the gas, I still wouldn’t be able to afford it, so, lame. That food shit sucks too.
Essentially. Absolutely the lamest. But, if the onshores have kicked in and it’s been twelve weeks since the last worthwhile swell, then finding the mate with the searay 380zx could be fun for an afternoon in a bull shark infested river.
I come to the grit to get away from bilzerian chas. And now I’m greeted with his poo stance- on Christmas morning no less.
But he’s wearing BeachGrit’s signature trunks!
New target demo?
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you should have given Eddie Ifft a pair before his set at surfer poll- he might of got a couple of laughs instead of dying on stage