Jewel: Warshaw’s History of Surfing!

Matt Warshaw is an artist producing in his absolute prime. Come marvel!

I get v v v v v v v v vvvv bored with myself sometimes. With my own addled mind. Look at me. Just poking at this or poking at that. Poking at the dear Cori Shcumacher or Sharkbanz or The Inertia or WSL CEO Paul Speaker….. Don’t I have anything better to do? Better to write? Something real to contribute to this world?

Duuuuuuuust in the wind. All I am is dust in the wind.

So thank God for Matt Warshaw! He graduated with honors from Berkley with a degree in history. Did you know that? Did you know that he doesn’t just pretend to be smart but actually is? And his writing style… I tell you what, when I read Matt Warshaw it is like drinking a delicious cold-pressed green juice. Like eating an organic free range duck l’orange.

His work nourishes the soul and will be around forever and he just added a whole new series. The History of Surfing!

Just read from Chapter 1 as Matt takes us through surfing’s earliest Peruvian roots…

The caballito reed boat was probably invented around 3000 bc, as tiny coastal enclaves of northern Peru coalesced into larger, more complex villages and communities. Traders used the caballito to move goods short distances along the coast, while fisherman used it as a roving nearshore platform. Peru’s coastline is essentially barren, but the chilly eastern edge of the Humbolt Current—a massive nutrient-rich gyre moving counterclockwise through the South Pacific—is more or less a solid wriggling mass of anchovy and sardines. Fishing was, and remains, a Peruvian necessity.

The caballito is organic and decomposes quickly, so there are no examples from even fifty years ago, much less any from antiquity. Used daily, a caballito remains seaworthy for about six weeks, at which point the reeds turn mushy. The outer layers are then replaced, or the entire craft is thrown away. The modern caballito is thought to be built along much the same lines, using the same techniques, as those made thousands of years ago. Fresh-cut totora bunches are spread out to dry for three or four weeks, during which time the reeds stiffen and change color from green to brown-speckled beige. Hundreds of reed pieces are lashed together into component parts, which form the long front-tapered “mother” pieces, two of which are then placed side-by-side and bound together. As the final set of girdling ropes are installed, the prow is given its familiar dagger-like lift, which allows the caballito to navigate through the surf without nosing under. A rectangular storage area for nets, floats, and the catch itself is hollowed out near the back. The paddle is made from a single thick piece of horizontally-cut bamboo. An average caballito is 12 feet long by 2 feet wide and weighs 90 pounds, and it has the same awkward portability of a full-sized canoe. The ancient Egyptian papyrus raft, which predates the caballito by a thousand years, was a surprisingly similar craft, with its multi-bundle reed construction and raised prow.

If today’s caballito closely resembles those of antiquity, the mechanics of its use are likely the same, too. In Huanchaco, a Conquistador-founded town north of Trujillo and Chan Chan, the caballito remains the fisherman’s craft of choice. Along with the rest of Peru’s west-facing coast, the beach at Huanchaco is almost always blanketed in a light salt-tinged haze, the result of the cool Humbolt Current surface water evaporating and condensing as it glides past a warm shoreline. A concrete boardwalk fronts the beach, and local fishermen now paddle out wearing polyester soccer jerseys and surf trunks, but the scene is often shrouded in a kind of grayish prehistoric gloom.

A caballito will flex slightly as its owner heaves it into the crook between head and shoulder and then grunts his way down the beach to water’s edge. Huanchaco has no harbor or breakwater, but the waves at the base of a long point in the middle of town are always smaller and gentler than the beaches to either side. This is where the fishermen put in. Kneeling or straddling the caballito, he grips the bamboo paddle and uses a kayak-style stroke to push through the incoming surf and out to the fishing groups just offshore. On the return trip, some paddle to the beach during lulls. Those who ride waves do so carefully and directly, dipping the paddle into the water to maintain balance as necessary. The flipped-up bow prevents the caballito’s nose from pearling under while being pushed to shore, and the motion is simple, smooth, and unvaried. Wipeouts are rare. Only in recent decades, as the caballito became a beachside attraction, have the Huanchaqueros put a bit of showmanship into the routine, raising the paddle overhead, or trimming at an angle across the wave, and occasionally even standing up.

I mean…. I mean…… “grayish prehistoric gloom?” “…a massive nutrient-rich gyre moving counterclockwise through the South Pacific?” “A caballito will flex slightly as its owner heaves it into the crook between head and shoulder and then grunts his way down the beach to water’s edge?”

It’s art! All of it! Art!

Thank God for Matt Warshaw!

Go here for your own nourished soul.

But wait? You feel like some more Chas Smith? Oh gladly! Just close your eyes. Only for a moment and the moment will be gone real quick. All my dreams will pass before your eyes of curiosity!

(Hint: My dreams usually involve poking at the beloved Cori Shroomactor, poking at Sharkbanz, poking at The Inertia and poking at WSL CEO Paul Speaker. Duuuuuuuuust in the wind!)

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MikePizzo
MikePizzo
9 years ago

Matt is a great surf writer, period. But sometimes, as with this caballito thing, the historical relevance is marginal….”academic” at best.

Maybe he’s saying this was the origin of the flipped up nose. But even that’s a stretch.

Still, I’m really looking forward to his upcoming chapter on Bass Boats.

Gabriel LeFrancois
Gabriel LeFrancois
9 years ago

I’m watching Vikings right now. I’ll post later

yep
yep
9 years ago

The snake pit scene was fucked.

Gabriel LeFrancois
Gabriel LeFrancois
9 years ago
Reply to  yep

It was foreseen! Like a bunch of other shit coming in 2017.

ox-head
ox-head
9 years ago

hey matt my girlfriend got me your book for christmas. i read the whole thing in three days. thanks for the great work

Preston
Preston
9 years ago

It would seem a human sub-species has evolved of which now congregates on BG: The somewhat educated, middle aged surf theorist who likes to dabble about on surf-related message boards and websites, and of which is at least partially supported by their significant other. It’s starting to look like a fucking support group!

Matt Warshaw
Matt Warshaw
9 years ago
Reply to  Preston

Fully supported by signficiant other, if we’re being honest.

Tom House
Tom House
9 years ago
Reply to  Preston

who you calling middle aged?

Bubba Zanetti
Bubba Zanetti
9 years ago
Reply to  Preston

I resemble that remark.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
9 years ago

How ironic, how elegiac is it that Kansas has in fact turned out to be “dust in the wind”!

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

The state, or the band?

The correct answer is BOTH

longtom
longtom
9 years ago

my god, not even Richard Yates could evoke the horror of that interior decor . Couldn’t you go outside?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Nope. Too much dust out there.

longtom
longtom
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

In Seattle?

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
9 years ago

There is no future in History!

Tom House
Tom House
9 years ago

I majored in history because unlike things like oil or coal, there is a neverending supply of history! We’ll never run out! Futureproof!

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
9 years ago
Reply to  Tom House

It was a wise unemployed History Major that gave me that line! Amazing the things you learn in the dole queue! Good times, incidentally I studied Philosophy! That might have some deep meaning somehow but I have tried to wash that pretentious wank from my hands!

Tom House
Tom House
9 years ago

no, no, keep that pretentiousness. savor it. means you can separate the good from the bad. it’s called taste.

Occasionally I’m invited by the liberal arts dept from where i graduated to come back and talk to the undergrads about how to use your degree. It wasn’t until I was standing in front of the class that I realized that majoring in a field that doesn’t immediately offer an obvious career path can be a great thing, provided you’ve got some kind of skill to back yourself up. My wife and I both majored in history, have interesting jobs (she’s the breadwinner), and probably wouldn’t have these jobs if we’d majored in something practical. Gave us the freedom to do what we wanted, not what was expected.

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago
Reply to  Tom House

hmm, skills, maybe that’s where i went wrong? idk.

NUG
NUG
9 years ago

Voltaire said “historians are gossips who tease the dead.”

No wonder he’s such a great fit for these pages.


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