A major shakeup in the works!
So I was reading about ethics in the new White House yesterday and how Trump’s club in Florida, Mar-a-lago, has become the de facto “Southern White House” which worries libtards and pussies because the members at Mar-a-lago each pay $200,000.00 to belong (up $100,000.00 since Trump became president of the world) and the fact that they are rich n shit and sitting next to Trump for dinner means they have an unfair advantage when it comes to making deals with the United States government.
Right?
So then I was reading about some of these members like William I. Koch who owns some oil thing and stands to benefit majorly from the Dakota Pipeline (suck it Injuns) and George Norcross who is an insurance billionaire and gonna do well off Obummercare restructuring and Bruce Toll who is a billionaire builder and Trump asked him to build the wall already over Mar-a-lago dinner (suck it Mexican’ts) and Janet Weiner who owns and CFOs Rockstar Energy Drink and…
Rockstar Energy Drink?
They sell enough cans for Janet Weiner to have paid even a $100,000.00 membership fee?
But also… You know that Janet Weiner is gonna tell Trump over steak and lobster that the World Surf League needs an energy drink sponsor and Red Bull hates them and Monster disappeared so… Rockstar!
And Trump is gonna say, “You’re right. How much does this sponsorship cost?”
And Janet Weiner is gonna say, “Well, they say 35 million people tune in worldwide but it’s probably just 305 plus Negatron but he lives in New Zealand so doesn’t count.”
And Trump gonna say, “Not yuge. I will call and have them pay you $10,000,000.00 to be their sponsor.”
And Janet Weiner is gonna say, “Deal.”
And that is the story about how the World Surf League Tour became the Rockstar Energy World Tour and how Cory Lopez won the 2017 crown.
Gold!!! Hahahaha!! 305 + Negatron was nice, Man!
Was that an ad or an article?
Is the Trump effect making all Seppos dumber or just more whiny and annoying..
Who Farkin CARES… You should of voted…
When did beachgrit become a flog box for seppo politics bad enough the focus ins on the US..
Better than talking about Kelly. Besides if Bill Kock was a surfer I’d fade his ass..
Ummmmmmmmm what?
In short..More creepy shit less of this crap..
The rest of the world is sick about hearing how you dumb fucks voted in Trump..
Stop complaining about the man and start wondering why you live in a society that thinks that is the best option you have for a leader or the best way for your society to progress..
Did you vote? IF no stop whining , you didn’t care enough then so why give a shit now.
Either way this is a surfing site that is now becoming US focused.. And on a slide since the departure of Rory.. I don’t come here to hear a surf Journos opinion on politics. I want surfing content… If i want stupid political comments ill read the main stream media..
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm mmm mm yeah?
i voted. and i do wonder, god do i wonder. the wrong democrat getting the nomination didn’t help. this dude did not win the popular vote, but it should not have been close.
So a Weiner runs Rockstar?
Fuck… that just blew my ming
Ming-pop! The new musical genre about to sweep Eurovision.
Missing what Cory Lopez brought to the ASP. Devilish style and spontaneous aggression.
His leading arm and hand wiggles to much for my liking. I have seen him possibly get the heaviest back side tube (going right) Ive seen ridden at “S-Turns” proper.
Speaking of sponsorship…did JOB sign a JJF type deal when no one was looking? I was just by his house this morning and it’s being completely rebuilt. Or did he sell it?
The Pipe front one?
Yes, sir.
That one was never his! His is behind The Gerry House!
That’s correct and that is the house that was knocked down and is currently being rebuilt. It still has “Pipeline” on the sliding gate in front. I’ll take a picture tomorrow when I pass by and send it to you.
Not sure if fake news works if you announce it as fake news.
I knew I was doing something wrong!
Nonsense Julian’s Postie! It’s better!! Fake News is always so fucking tediously serious about itself. Mock Fake News on the other hand is admitting its true nature to itself. Keep this up Chas! There’s a Mock Fake News book out there somewhere!
Yeah, but then the mock fake news becomes the only source of pre-truth news. See Jon Stewart/Daily Show.
ps. Should I trademark ‘pre-truth’?
Yes. Yes I believe you should.
That’s why I only read the onion these days. Entertaining and probably more truthful than “real” news.
So when do you and Derek start your full-time gigs at Breitbart?
They don’t hire Jews like Chas.
Watcha talkin bout? Chas is the Milo Yiannopoulos of surf!
We had that a month or two ago.
ya I just remembered
Woohoo! http://beachgrit.com/2016/1…
in my defense I can’t really take beachgrit rumors seriously
We always tell the truth-ish!
and btw that was a really funny article keep up the great work