XXX: Dane and co. launch porn site!

Dane Reynolds and pals embark on wildest adventure yet!

As one of the proprietors of a thriving internet business I know a few tricks of this trade. .com means “company” .edu means “educational” .gov means “governmental” and .xxx means “porn.”

And I don’t even have to tell you of my excitement when I stumbled upon Dane Reynolds/Craig Anderson’s newest project.

Former.xxx!

Porn!

I can’t tell yet exactly what kind of porn. Each unique visitor is brought into a dark room with a stark white fingerprint maybe or sunrise. Exploration is expressly forbidden. There are no secret links or ways out or at least none that I’ve found. A sense of foreboding soon replaces general well-being which leads me to believe it’ll be a dominatrix thing. Submissives getting paraded around with rubber balls in mouths etc.

But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe it is some newer sort of subgenre kaiju.

Do you have any ideas? What would you like to see?

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jimbome
jimbome
9 years ago

lol. pretty stupid business move to hobble yourself by denying access to anyone trying to log in from countries, companies and schools that ban this web address from jump.
*edit – just noticed they have a page title SPAM SPAM SPAM. cmon guys.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
9 years ago

Quiksilver Revenge Porn!

bruddah
bruddah
9 years ago

I’d buy this sweetheart for $150.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

plug-butt
plug-butt
9 years ago
Reply to  bruddah

The arm pocket is for dog treats and a half bar of wax.

Tom House
Tom House
9 years ago

Holy fuck this shit is lame

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago

Threads look pretty sweet to me. $35-40 for a shirt is a bit steep for me tho. It’s all about Ross! “Dress for Less” tm

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
9 years ago

Do I have to explain everything? Former xxx = For Mer xxx = Porn for Mermen/women/etc! I thought everyone knew they were into Merporn. And what’s not to love?
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

I love this sort of porn.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

“Artistic Photography” (by Tami) is the understatement of the year, and that’s saying a lot in 2017.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
9 years ago

I know! I’m actually a hideous hairy troll in real life, but Tami’s made me sparkle like the brightest merdiamond.

Extreme Nonchalance
Extreme Nonchalance
9 years ago

highlight the bottom white and you can click about us for this
https://www.former.xxx/coll…

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago

you’re a porn master! Thank you!

J H
J H
9 years ago

He won’t be getting an customers from Indo. Even the good non .xxx sites are inaccessible there.


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