Dane Reynolds and pals embark on wildest adventure yet!
As one of the proprietors of a thriving internet business I know a few tricks of this trade. .com means “company” .edu means “educational” .gov means “governmental” and .xxx means “porn.”
And I don’t even have to tell you of my excitement when I stumbled upon Dane Reynolds/Craig Anderson’s newest project.
Porn!
I can’t tell yet exactly what kind of porn. Each unique visitor is brought into a dark room with a stark white fingerprint maybe or sunrise. Exploration is expressly forbidden. There are no secret links or ways out or at least none that I’ve found. A sense of foreboding soon replaces general well-being which leads me to believe it’ll be a dominatrix thing. Submissives getting paraded around with rubber balls in mouths etc.
But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe it is some newer sort of subgenre kaiju.
Do you have any ideas? What would you like to see?
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lol. pretty stupid business move to hobble yourself by denying access to anyone trying to log in from countries, companies and schools that ban this web address from jump.
*edit – just noticed they have a page title SPAM SPAM SPAM. cmon guys.
Quiksilver Revenge Porn!
I’d buy this sweetheart for $150.
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The arm pocket is for dog treats and a half bar of wax.
Holy fuck this shit is lame
Threads look pretty sweet to me. $35-40 for a shirt is a bit steep for me tho. It’s all about Ross! “Dress for Less” tm
Do I have to explain everything? Former xxx = For Mer xxx = Porn for Mermen/women/etc! I thought everyone knew they were into Merporn. And what’s not to love?
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I love this sort of porn.
“Artistic Photography” (by Tami) is the understatement of the year, and that’s saying a lot in 2017.
I know! I’m actually a hideous hairy troll in real life, but Tami’s made me sparkle like the brightest merdiamond.
highlight the bottom white and you can click about us for this
https://www.former.xxx/coll…
you’re a porn master! Thank you!
He won’t be getting an customers from Indo. Even the good non .xxx sites are inaccessible there.