The apocalypse is closer than you think!
The world certainly does seem to be teetering on its axis these days don’t it though? Global warming, a nuclear North Korea, a collapsing South Korea, Russia, nationalism, threadbare health care systems, pandemics, wars and rumors of wars, etc. Like, maybe this is actually the end?
Well, in case you were on the fence, and in yet another sign of the apocalypse, Chris Ward has officially joined the business/social platform LinkedIn.
I received the note at 1:25 pm yesterday while driving through town. The temperature was slightly above average. I looked at my phone while sitting at a stoplight and read:
Your contact, chris ward, just joined LinkedIn
Help welcome chris and get connected.
chris ward
pro surfer at wardo
connect with chris
Now, I don’t know how I have a LinkedIn but the fact that Chris Ward is using “A networking tool to find connections to recommended job candidates, industry experts and business partners.” is troubling. Like, maybe head down to the bunker troubling.
See you in hell.
You’re kidding, right?
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wardo doing what he does best. i believe the bodyboarder may have gotten best of him this time though
When visitation doesn’t happen for a pro surfer incarcerated. Get old school and open an ice block house! Not mammoth size blocks, just cooler friendly
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Wardo Surf School
When the gravy train ends, look for the unresolved alcoholism and anger issues to come to a head… more wife beating, and a felony conviction this time
maybe, but those barrel negotiating skills must mean something.
With a history of beating up women, one with a chunk of ice, and another his wife, his job prospects should be nil.
He’s no hero, he’s the biggest fuckwit in surfing and media and sponsors should black list him.
Pro surfing is a privilege not a right.
Imagine it was your daughter/sister/wife he bashed- how would you feel.
forgiveness is a good thing
Move on. Never forgive, and never forget
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You had to go there with the daughter/sister/wife thing didn’t you. Now I am full of regrettable lust…
Thanks for adding the daughter / sister / wife bit. I almost forgot that you aren’t supposed to care about women getting beat up until it’s some sort of family member or possession, etc.
Sorry didn’t mean to offend, you obviously don’t have any of the aforementioned
You’re absolutely right and thus I will never have the moral capacity to feel bad for defenseless women being victims of domestic abuse. If I can’t some how relate it back to me, then fuck it, who cares right?
Did you hear people are now using LinkedIn for online dating? It’s a great way to try out new positions on your staff. Haha!
Are Stella Artois hiring, if not, I’ll have a Big Mac meal!
Did his parole officer write a nice recommendation for him?
While I generally try to refrain from commenting on these matters, the answer to your question is an unequivocal ‘nah, because he’s a fuckhead’.
“Where’s Wardo?” is now “Where’s Mr. Wardo?” He’s on LinkedIn.