WSL (pictured middle) with Facebook (right) and web/app (left)
WSL (pictured middle) with Facebook (right) and web/app (left)

Breaking: WSL is polyamorous!

Don't worry! You'll get your love too!

There has been so much stress lately about where, exactly, our World Surf League will be broadcasting the upcoming season. Will it be on the website? Facebook only since the two just “signed” a “deal” (wink wink)? And the people claw at their faces, nervously, “But what if I don’t have Facebook for, like, moral reasons? Will I not be able to watch professional surfing?”

Well don’t worry! The WSL is a slut and will be traipsing around whichever bar you want her to be traipsing around!

I asked our World Surf League’s marketing director Dave Prodan just moments ago, “Will the events be web/app or Facebook only?”

He responded minutes later, “Both.”

That naughty minx! That dirty gal!

But don’t you love her? Don’t you just love her to pieces?

Again.

Cocaine!

I mean, the WSL will be broadcast on BOTH net/app AND Facebook.

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Richie Collins Webs
Richie Collins Webs
9 years ago

what about broadcast tv or does that not matter anymore?

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
9 years ago

You’re welcome Chazzz. Chalk me one up and make it a fatty.

pubes
pubes
9 years ago

The WSL is a slut so I might as well fuck the WSL

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

I’m not sure if web app (L) in picture above is male or female, or they are the Japanese wiggles?? I’m confused

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
9 years ago

I really don’t care unless its pumping.. Love to see Owen take top five or win an event this year with the best conditions.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

the WSL iphone app is surprisingly useful.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago

You’re obviously using it wrong.

Tired old guy
Tired old guy
9 years ago

those androids in the photo are vaguely unsettling..

GiGi
GiGi
9 years ago

….the cocaine lines keep me coming back!!!! i’m addicted… (pun intended)…


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