Jordy: “I just got a bit more nervous!”

Facebook x WSL - Samsung = Mick Fanning making a dumb face!

It was announced yesterday across the surf space that our World Surf League is partnering with Facebook in order to stream competition live. And what a wonderful day! For all of us!

Etc. etc.

It was unclear if Facebook is paying for the privilege or if the World Surf League is paying or if it is considered a mutually beneficial wash or who cares. It did seem that under the iron fist of Herr Speaker, the WSL severely overvalued itself and chased away potential partnerships. Is this a market correction? Or who cares?

What was not unclear, though, was Jordy Smith’s slammin’ quote in the press release. Shall we read? This wouldn’t be BeachGrit if we refused!

One of my favorite things about surfing is that it’s always evolving — the equipment, the approach, the progression. It’s great to know that this evolution isn’t limited to the water. Facebook is such a special place for different cultures to connect and now the evolution of surf will be shared beyond coastlines. Looking forward to a great year, although I just got a bit more nervous thinking about a few more million people watching my heats.

Brilliant! Word perfect! Informative, nuanced with a touch of cheeky wit. Like a splash of Spicer mixed with a dash of Kellyanne then seasoned with Hope Hicks.

Dave Prodan for Pulitzer! I mean Jordy Smith!

0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
22 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
The Beard
The Beard
9 years ago

Zuckenfuckburger just trying to “reconnect” with the aloha after his Kauai fiasco. Can they have Turpel speak into a muted mic? Sorry Joe, you seem like a nice guy. Maybe go work for Warshaw.

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

Watch Zuckerberg copy n’ paste that Jordy Smith quote for a press release regarding his property in Kauai.

Lance Carson
Lance Carson
9 years ago

Maybe someone will commit suicide or beat the crap out of a retard during the broadcast. Isn’t that what Facebook live is all about?

Ghostface Braddah
Ghostface Braddah
9 years ago

LOL, a whole bunch on Indians tuning in!

slater thenewdonkey
slater thenewdonkey
9 years ago

When i read the article this morning on Surfline, the first thing i thought was”I can’t wait to read the grit’s take on this”, knowing full well who was going to do the write up. Started out so strong, then ended abruptly. Such potential lost. Could have been a masterpiece.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

they missing swell now of course – my mate says yesterday was firing

Superworm
Superworm
9 years ago

If I watch a heat with three guys in it, and the viewer count is 1,
Shouldn’t I be the one getting paid?

longtom
longtom
9 years ago

I know WSL minions read the Grit religiously and looks like they’ve ripped an idea off to “create” their latest tag line: “It takes a Tour to make a Title”

That might bite them on the arse if the Tour starts shedding events as cost cutting takes hold.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago

BeachGrit non profit, fair trade, organic, eco-freindly, gluten free website…

Superworm
Superworm
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

, social justice, passive aggressive, anti depressive website…

lawless
lawless
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

BeachGrit, the fake news of the surfing world.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago
Reply to  lawless

Are you trying to tell me something?

bitter guy
bitter guy
9 years ago

so, does it still cost 3 to 5 million to produce and event now? its obviously going to be an ad revenue share arrangement like it is with any content creator. question is, what’s Zuck’s take?

longtom
longtom
9 years ago
Reply to  bitter guy

good question…….must be a standard cut, surely?

Don’t we have spies on Kauai who could go ask Zuck?

bitter guy
bitter guy
9 years ago
Reply to  longtom

guessing its a tiered system. there’s probably a minimum # of eyeballs before WSL would get any rev share at all, cause FB needs to recoup production/bandwidth they’re paying for. once the feed exceeds that, the share to the WSL probably increases with the number of eyeballs. but can’t any asshole with an account livestream for free now? makes me wonder how high the production/bandwidth costs could be if 23 people can watch their friend order a burger live and nobody is buying ads.

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
9 years ago

I deleted my Facebook account because Facebook sucks. Am I going to be able to watch it?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago
Reply to  Bin_Chook

Just pop round to mine. Don’t come empty handed though…

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Is that a yes or no? Word on viewing the live contest feed elsewhere? Facebook is super lame so I surely hope that zillions of fans plus little ol me will be able to view it elsewhere.

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
9 years ago
Reply to  Bin_Chook

As did I, Facebook is lame. Not sure if you got a straight answer from negs. I too want to know if we will be able to view, along with zillions of fans, the live contest feed? Anyone have a real answer?

Don Jon Florence
Don Jon Florence
9 years ago

Wow! Facebook stream, what excitement! Millions more fans! That easy?! Has BeachGrit considered getting this groundbreaking new publishing tool called Facebook?? It appears it has the ability to generate millions of new fans and clicks! Why didn’t anybody think of this before?

*stranger gently whispers in ear* Oh, it appears they already did this last year. But I didn’t see the press release! But I didn’t see a paragraph statement from Jordy so expertly crafted that it leaves you questioning “where has this hyper-intelligent Safa been hiding?? Could he be the great heir to Slater’s thrown we’ve all been searching for?!”

Tostiloco
Tostiloco
9 years ago

I know homophones is hard, but “Slater’s thrown” is just epic!

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
9 years ago

You’re missing the bigger story of the 2017 ‘CT season, Mick is back! A quote from White Lightning himself:
“Nicht durch Reden und Majoritätsbeschlüsse werden die großen Fragen der Zeit entschieden — das ist der große Fehler von 2014 und 2015 gewesen — sondern durch Eisen und Blut.”
… he means business.


22
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x