BeachGrit TV: Girl Goes Into Orbit!

Episode one: how to build a surfboard that flies!

One month ago, BeachGrit stole away to Mexico, near enough to Guadalajara in Jalisco on the mainland there, with a very specific idea. To determine if it was possible to teach a girl to ride out of a full-roter air (a 540 to the skate and snow jocks), if you had the best air surfer in the world, which is Filipe Toledo, doin’ the tutoring.

As I wrote in Mex, 

“Women’s surfing fascinates me. When it’s good it draws blood. Carissa Moore’s slices, Lakey Peterson’s grab-rail tail throws, the impeccable style of Stephanie Gilmore. It’s damn rich.

But does it strike you as odd, as it does me, that there ain’t a gal on tour who has an air-reverse on tap? Silvana Lima showed promise and disappeared (back this year on tour). Even half-way good twelve-year-old boys can throw ‘em as an afterthought on a weak end section.

“So why not the girls?”

Along with another coach, Huntington Beach’s Brett Simpson, and iPads with the Hurley Surf Coach app, and GoPros affixed hither and yon, and patrolling the sky, we had four days to coach, and coax, Santa Babs’ Lakey Peterson into the biggest huck ever by a girl.

Did it work? Did she orbit the Pacific?

How about we take you on what is referred to as a… journey.

We made a four-part series on the process. Part one, below, is the construction of a board that goes pop.

Episode 1 How to Build a Board that Flies
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Superworm
Superworm
9 years ago

Haha so Derek, which of her sponsors that doesn’t advertise here made you change the title image?

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

what was it? I got here late..

Superworm
Superworm
9 years ago
Reply to  Neal Kearney

Probably the very same air from another angle-I believe they call it… upskirting ??

Radical Moose Limb
Radical Moose Limb
9 years ago

How about a series to determine if it is possible to teach a BG commenter to ride out of a full-roter air?

small fins
small fins
9 years ago

honestly think the chances are the same as lakey’s

merman
merman
9 years ago

Since Hurley backed this project, is one of the BG fruits (looking at you chas and derek) going to do the hurley surf coach deal? Just like Morgan!?

Tom
Tom
9 years ago
Reply to  merman

Cant be Chas as his style was criticised to the shit, and Derek’s got too much on (Necro still doing coin?) maybe Mike or Sabre could do it!!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
9 years ago
Reply to  Tom

And Mike is a little shredder! Tiny, but built, like Filipe if he was made of sugar and caught in the rain.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
9 years ago
Reply to  merman

I would love to! But Morgan did it so well mine would be but a poor facsimile

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago

Since when does BG stick to the fax, even poor ones?

Albino Pelican
Albino Pelican
9 years ago

Wait, wait, wait…Do you mean to tell me that Hurley wasn’t “stoked” on the crotch-shot frame grab you used as a header?

Bob "Jungle Death" Girard
Bob "Jungle Death" Girard
9 years ago
Reply to  Albino Pelican

I couldn’t believe no one was swinging at that softball…

Wardo's PO
Wardo's PO
9 years ago
Reply to  Albino Pelican

Did it pop?

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago
Reply to  Albino Pelican

That image was shit. Glad it’s gone.

Albino Pelican
Albino Pelican
9 years ago

How to Build a Board that Flies:

Step 1 – Make a surfboard.

Step 2 – Give it to Mason Ho.

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago

okay! that was good, nerdy fun! thanks 🙂

Tired old guy
Tired old guy
9 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

a 15 second perusal of the comments saved untold wasted time… very nice feature .
Maybe when “professional” women surfers can consistently complete aerial maneuvers that men did in the 1990’s, we’ll sit through this ..

Slurpline
Slurpline
9 years ago

Plz invest in some lav mics. Also, if I have to watch 4 of these and she doesn’t even stick one I’m gonna have bluer balls than when Alana did playboy (when they still showed tits) without getting nood.

janeausten
janeausten
9 years ago
Reply to  Slurpline

I heard “butter” and “pop”, but who cares, Walt Dickerson was on Vibraphone.

Ricoimmo
Ricoimmo
9 years ago

isn’t the reason girls can’t do airs similar to why they can’t dunk a basketball? plenty of high school players from 5’9″ to 6’0” can dunk but even the best women professionals can’t. finally one came along recently who is 6’8″ but the point is explosiveness, fast-twitch muscles. am i wrong?

Superworm
Superworm
9 years ago
Reply to  Ricoimmo

The real question is, what is she doing out of the kitchen?*
*This joke was made in honour of IWD today, in rememberance of fallen times. Social justice warriors, breathe…

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago
Reply to  Ricoimmo

You’re prolly trolling but… I’d actually be interested for some sort of surf nerd to get all physiological on just how much force it takes to make a surf board go up in the air. I’m gona guess it’s actually not that much in the grand scheme of things. I mean, I can get my board pretty far up there — it’s just you know not knowing what the hell to do when I get there and not really wanting to waste limited waves in crowded lineups trying to figure it out.

Ricoimmo
Ricoimmo
9 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

this is beachgrit so definitely not applying much deep thought to this question, but if it doesn’t take much explosive force to get one’s board high up in the air, then… i can’t do airs myself and i don’t want to blow waves trying either, but i’m not a professional surfer. and in high school i could dunk. sometimes.

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago
Reply to  Ricoimmo

ha ha what i thought this was the place for super deep thinking 😀

slater thenewdonkey
slater thenewdonkey
9 years ago

The grit is slow as balls, and i can just feel all the shady companies hacking my info while I’m here cause my mac starts getting hot as shit and the fan has to come on. Only on the grit. This was a pretty solid idea however, and i look forward to the day when my computer will load the fucking videos.

funky Gibbon
funky Gibbon
9 years ago

Попробуйте удалить гору порно, которое вы сохранили, товарищ


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