Surf fan discovers subliminal messaging on WSL broadcasts…
OMG, I just unearthed an illuminati-level connection. Kelly Slater is using his ZoSea/Terry Harding (Slater’s agent) connection to subliminally influence WSL viewers to buy KS Designs surfboards!
Take a look at the WSL time clock font and the KS Designs logo.
Closer.
Closer.
Tell me that’s just a coincidence and I’ll shoot you.
I’ve been in the game long enough to get bro-deals on boards.
Lately, I’ve felt an odd urge to buy a Sci-Fi.
I’m caught under his spell and I’m red with shame. I am feeble-minded. I am so gullible. A man long out of school sitting in his panties waiting for the tooth fairy.
I do wonder, what other messages has Kelly been hypnotizing us with? After his ninth title I shaved my head. Sometimes I wish ill-will upon sharks. Chia seeds have become part of my regular diet. I throw rocks at stores that sell Monsanto products. I stare at pools.
Undoubtedly, I’ve just tugged the first thread of a much bigger plot. I’m inclined to watch the Quik Pro today to find more clues, but I’m wary, fearful, of falling into a trance.
What next? Riding one of those rectangular boards?
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Well, a russian syrian ! Putin been messin around
DLS, the chop-hop hair do gets prime time on The Grit. Great to see you here. Keep up the good work. And remember… don’t look Slater in the eyes next time.
yes David, a Slater design sci-fi will be the perfect accompaniment to your hypto crypto, bird hair wax and sleeve tatts.
Wait…a conspiracy that DOESN’T involve the Russians???
I’m all in!!!
alternative fact- kelly is russian!
KEЛЛY
Hmmm…he claims to be Syrian AND the Russians are in Syria so….
i tried to hop on the chia seeds bandwagon until my throat got f’cked everytime. damn you slater just one less ingredient to my dream
After seeing even him look weird on a corky contraption he has spent oodles of time refining I’ll stick to near new second hand Simon Anderson’s and Mayhem’s from ye olde Facey for sale sights.
Another new year and The King’s boards still lookin like shit under his feet. Can’t Trav Lee just spraypaint white a Fred Rubble or a Mayhem and put a black strip down the stringer?