Oliver Kurtz embraces the stoke despite a Middle Eastern shake-up!

Help: Surfers Stranded in Qatar!

This one hits close to home...

Imagine you’re a pro surfer, or, fuck it, imagine you’re just you. Imagine having (quickly) heeded yesterday’s advice and booked a ticket to the world’s best wave on the biggest swell of the year. Imagine the money you spent. The indignation of your bosses and spouse. Imagine your excitement.

This was almost me. I spent days looking at forecasts and tickets, tickets and forecasts. I was anxious, barely sleeping, and my behaviors were those of a fiending addict. I’d built my whole year around visiting the jewel of west Africa, and this could very well be my chance.

At the last second, I pulled out. A combination of a dicey forecast (the swell jumps up and dies very quickly due to its proximity to the coast, and during the one day that it appears to be big enough and west enough to surf, it could potentially overload the joint) and relationship pressures (“You were just in Mexico” (…fair)) forced me to pull the plug.

Since that moment, I’ve been praying that the swell isn’t so great. That it’s too big or too small or too something, meaning that I made the right call by waiting for the next one.

Since then I’ve seen evidence of multiple pros headed that way. Anthony Walsh, Cory Lopez, Brett Barley, and Oliver Kurtz just to name a few. Their committal to the trip increased my FOMO exponentially, but a recent occurrence has changed my perspective.

Just this morning, Oliver Kurtz made a plea to his friends on Facebook.

And… holy shit! Doha, Qatar was the very place where my flight would have connected. In fact, Oliver had taken the same plane that I was planning to board. Now he’s stuck in the throes of a Middle Eastern brouhaha, something that should probably be scary but at the moment is likely more infuriating for the Floridian goofy-foot.

Oliver has (to my knowledge) never been to Skeleton Bay, meaning, much like with me, this trip was a longtime dream. To have it squandered by such a shitstorm would be utterly heartbreaking.

I can’t tell you how happy I am that I pulled out.

I’ve yet to see updates from the other surfers listed above, but considering they all left from different parts of the U.S., there’s a decent chance they avoided the Qatar kerfuffle with connections through other parts Africa or the Mid East.

Will Oliver (and perhaps many other surfers) find his way out of this stronghold? Who knows? But his most recent update is telling:

If anybody knows anything/anyone in the area that would be able to help Mr. Kurtz, please let us know in the comments! I’ll update as the story unfolds.

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Michael Ciaramella
Michael Ciaramella
9 years ago

have you talked with him? and, phew!

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
9 years ago

So, was this a story about how your pussy whipped self didn’t pull down your trousers and show some testicles? That’s what I read anyhow. Sorry Mike, but a swift kick in those testicles occasionally is merited.

longtom
longtom
9 years ago

Mike didn’t you just spend a thousand words berating the working stiffs and telling them to break the ties the bind and fly free before they slid into decrepitude and death and look at me I’m spending a year travelling the world being a tube hound and now we find out you’re at home grounded because your chick grizzled at you?
Fuck dude, there’s plumbers out there with 4 kids and a mortgage (Hi Neg) who are more on it.

Michael Ciaramella
Michael Ciaramella
9 years ago
Reply to  longtom

can’t get em all, tommy

longtom
longtom
9 years ago

can’t you make it up?

Michael Ciaramella
Michael Ciaramella
9 years ago
Reply to  longtom

next time I (hopefully) won’t have to!

Johnny Shredd
Johnny Shredd
9 years ago

It was ALL TIME!

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago

While my Qatar gently weeps…

Tired old guy
Tired old guy
9 years ago

Genius

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
9 years ago

We are going to have Qatar trip short.

Tired old guy
Tired old guy
9 years ago

So the B-grade heroes are stranded in the most opulent state in the emirates besides Dubai..,. and…?? Couldn’t get a sniff at being seeded in Fiji, so let’s bitch to the world that we won’t get the Namibia edits to milk the tit for another year before we become bus boys… life sucks

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago
Reply to  Tired old guy

Opulent? You should have been there the first weekend that bacon was available in the supermarkets. The ex-pat population covered themselves in glory.

Tired old guy
Tired old guy
9 years ago

Ha!!! I grew up in Bahrain ’68- ’71… fond, and not so fond memories

Johnny Shredd
Johnny Shredd
9 years ago
Reply to  Tired old guy

Please share!

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago
Reply to  Tired old guy

Know what you mean. 5 years in the UAE. What’s the best ting about the UAE?

It’s close to Oman..

channelbottom
channelbottom
9 years ago

Schadenfreude rocks.
Just sayin’

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago

Chas Would Go. Possibly.

J H
J H
9 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Probably not enough khat chewing locals carrying AK-47’s for him to be interested.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago
Reply to  J H

But dem toobs!

turts
turts
9 years ago

Tell us again how happy you are to have pulled out and blown this one straight up the curtains

J H
J H
9 years ago

Easy killer…Qatar is still flying and if he was headed to Windhoek and on today’s flight he would have landed there already. The next Qatar flight (QR1373) is on Wednesday and still on schedule. So no, you wouldn’t have been stuck there nor held hostage. Although having been to Doha twice it aint the worst place to get stuck. The food is really good and the hotels are very nice.

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
9 years ago
Reply to  J H

what about the bitches and weed?

J H
J H
9 years ago

DO NOT try to acquire bitches and weed. Bringing booze into the country gets you arrested.

Michael Ciaramella
Michael Ciaramella
9 years ago
Reply to  J H

Windhoek wasn’t part of the itinerary, and everything I’ve seen leads me to believe he was unable to get a flight out of Qatar (getting a hotel, driving around in Qatar etc.). I’ve messaged him but no response thus far…

J H
J H
9 years ago

If not Windhoek then where were going to land? Like I said…QR is definitely flying.


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