"For a slap on the wrist, I'm gunna go dunk a nineteen-year-old Israeli chick straight out of national service…"
One man's alternate history of the great east coast Australian winter of 2007…
Usually the hot rumours turn out to have some flame behind the smoke. Not this one!
Look around. There are shapers who don't surf. Surf Photographers! Hardly any of them surf. What's up with that?
The Duke famously spread surfing to the world but at home he was a cop.
Grajagan's back on the circuit. Best thing since coloured undies or worse than the Enola Gay circling your favourite surf spot?
More importantly, "mid-lengths won't fuck your shred…"
Rights are assumed in the surf now, not earned. An insoluble problem when the numbers exceed the supply of waves.
An epic day. A superlative day.
Exhibit A: Carissa Moore's 9.5 vs Filipe Toledo's 9.43…
And Kanoa Igg creates a fluttery feeling in the naughty bits!
"I say that as preamble because I have always seemed to struggle on the CI's."
Also, shocking the masses, Kanoa Igarashi gives honest post-heat presser!
And further meditations on losing.
"There, I put the last sentence as a one sentence summary in case you are short on time."
Fact is, one-in-three NFL athletes have careers ended by ACL ruptures. That knee may never come back to what it was.