Donald Trump makes resting surf face.
Donald Trump makes resting surf face.

WSL: Donald Trump buys surf event!

Will there be massive protests or will it be the greatest event ever?

And did you know it? Did you even know it? Totally true! Donald J. Trump in association with the World Surf League’s World Qualifying Series owns the title to the Trump Hyuga Pro!  The 1000 series event cranks to life this October at Okuragahama Beach in Hyuga Japan.

Brilliant.

But how much do you think the President of the United States of America bought Hyuga’s only professional surf event for? Do you think he paid….. 1000 dollars? 1000 yen? Do you think it was the best deal ever? A huge deal?

And how will the event be run? Like a well-oiled machine? Will the waves be the best waves ever at any surf contest ever and anywhere?

More importantly, though, will angry protesters demand a boycott against the World Surf League for taking Trump dollars?

The Inertia… this is your moment to shine! Organize a march from your Venice-adjacent headquarters that heads down Santa Monica’s Main Street, ending in front of the World Surf League offices. Have your fellow travelers carry signs that read NOT MY SURF CONTEST! and FEAR OUR MOUNTAIN CLIMBING THIGHS! or something like that.

Do it!

0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
12 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
Manuka
Manuka
9 years ago

The Covfefe Pro

Brutus
Brutus
9 years ago

Trump is the head honcho of ewes amaricans , get onboard and enjoy the ride , even in Japan there are Trumpettes , and let the rest of us sit back and admire Team America or TA , thanks for your world leadership ,, lets all go to Japan as surfers and join TA , and become a Trumpette!

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
9 years ago

Surely Hillary Clinton would have done the same. I love this! (If it’s true) or jokes on me. What is shocking to me is that Trump usually picks a winner and the WSL isn’t a winner.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago

This article had 25 shares at the time this comment was posted. Where do I buy them?

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
9 years ago

I think those very wise (smirk) businessmen at Surfstich Group Limited have those shares. So don’t bother, they are worthless.

Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
9 years ago

the bestest event!

J H
J H
9 years ago

One reason he sponsored it is because the Japanese don’t tolerate no Muslims.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
9 years ago

Are you recycling jokes again Chas?

PS: Can we stop quarantining comments which make reference to your favourite performance-enhancing drug?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

Did I write about the Trump surf event before? I can’t remember!

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

I definitely remember a story about this – maybe it was the underling? Or (shock horror) Stab? Fortunately we all have waterlogged skulls so you probably got away with it.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

I believe that the original Trump piece was a smoko write-up that I passed to Derek a few years back.

Frontwards Fin Frank
Frontwards Fin Frank
9 years ago

I will mobilize all the women from the ” These 50 photos of women breast feeding while stand up paddling will melt your heart” photo spread from the Inertia and in the words of Michael Brown’s stepfather (of Ferguson riots fame), we will “burn this bitch down!!”


12
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x