Think, grey skies, cold water, pale girls and Bournemouth Cherry fans!
Are you home right now? Bored? Maybe you’re at work? Bored? Sitting there, staring at the computer screen twiddling your thumbs dreaming about better days? Well stand up, man! Stretch your hamstrings, throw your head to the fluorescents and let go a primal scream!
You only live once and I’ve got a once in a lifetime opportunity for you RIGHT HERE!
Think, grey skies, cold water, pale girls and Bournemouth Cherry fans.
Think Cornwall in newly single and ready to mingle England!
The Newquay Activity Center right there of Fistral Beach has just released a news letter detailing some various activities and providing instruction for the BEST TIME EVER. Let’s read some of the offerings.
British pro Sam Lamiroy offers exclusive surf coaching at Newquay Activity Centre
Fistral Beach Crowned No.1 in UK by Sunday Times
Are you ready for the Cornwall Castaway? Our Newest adventure activity is launched.
Eco Super Stand Up Paddleboard Tour – the most incredible way to experience Newquay’s coast.
Newquay Activity Centre abseil in to a cove with celebrity chef Nathan Outlaw
How to paddle out on a surfboard – instruction video from our own Surf Pro Johnny Fryer
What’s more there is an opportunity to win a free Rip Curl and Carve goodie bag for all bookings during Boardmasters.
Are you even kidding me?
Let’s now watch Johnny Fryer’s how to paddle instructional video.
Have you ever heard of a better surf pro name than Johnny Fryer?
And are you still staring at your computer?
Stop now and get thee to Cornwall! Adventure awaits…
Twins are four now. Old enough to smoke, drink, look after themselves. My time is my own again
Watcha, cobber. Saw a fellow in the water last night with a fashionable midlength, luxuriant beard and pomaded manbun. I would be lying if I said I didn’t think of you
hahahahahaha this is soooo true. english surfing is its own beast – a world where core dedication among a hardy few meets with utter kookdom and surf ‘stars’ with even a modicum of ability (see can ‘paddle out the back’) meets with scroungers desperately trying to make even one post-brexit plummeting in value £ off a domestic surf ‘industry’.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
What the fuck does Carve make/sell/import/foist again? Is it windshield-esque eyewear?
It’s a British surfing magazine, not to be confused with the company that sponsor Stu Kennedy, who are famous for making – ah, um….
Ahhh, that actually makes sense, suprisingly.
In 2006 lord laird hamilton sup his was across the english channel. never underestimate the power of dumbness.
Nah, think I’ll stay home and smash myself in the face repeatedly with a brick.
I got as far as ‘Eco super stand up paddle board’, on my way to the airport now!
The goodie bag includes KnobWeed, the non-gmo ethically-sourced locally harvested seaweed-based penis salve for the inevitable problematic rash contracted after receiving a bit of ant n decs in the alley behind Walkabout Bar from that butterface Scouse lass named Trish. Also defends against Gingivitis. Wash hands between applications to avoid cross contamination.
I’m in , when Trish is up for it , we can all be in!
Up for it? Dogging is Trish’s middle name
I was in London yesterday. Weather sucked.
Every time I’m in London the weather sucks.
Johnny Fryer’s teeth weren’t as knackered as I expected, though, so it’s a win-win for British surfing.
It’s nice today though. Cheeky little swell too
Figures. But now I’m in Stockholm and the weather is beautiful.
get ye to Toro – home of the swedish lake surfer!
Where is that? This whole country is nothing but lakes and little fucking islands!
that is what you south coasters always say … thing is … you like to leave out ‘fat, closing out, onshore, and the chippy is closed’.
Oh I’m in Wales. I was making the (probably shamefully unfair) assumption that most people here are only vaguely aware of the UK so was keeping it locationally non-binary. I’m sure the south coast was shit, as it always is
still a problem … driving allover uk in your little hippy vans, breaking down, and begging for food and a spare set of fins because you left yours behind. i’ve met your kind … 😉
You’re confused, chief. We have Surf Snowdonia – nobody from Wales needs to drive anywhere when we’ve got world class waves* on tap on our doorsteps
* Feel the quality
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oh, yeah. and soon edinburgh gets one! the surf industry in the uk is booming! next location: liverpool!
oh, and how many reefs you got there?
thousand year old blood feud! north versus south england! winter is coming!
X from the north
London when the weather’s good is possibly even worse. Only thing worse than a cold wet tube is a sweaty and crowded one. get it get it
The Tube crowded with sweaty people is awful. Especially those French girls who don’t shave their armpits. Just fucking gross.