An egregious crime was committed. She also stole money from Clay Marzo.
Do you recall the very sad story of Clay Marzo’s very naughty bookkeeper stealing $400,000.00 from him and his family pushing one of Maui’s brightest star into debt? Catch up at BoardRap here but quite basically the Filipino woman wrote many bad checks, sent her children money, paid her credit card debts, etc.
No good.
Well, at least she will be going to jail. Let’s read from Maui News!
Felicidad Rivera, 51, of Makawao was sentenced to 35 months in jail after pleading guilty to 13 counts of wire fraud in February. She has until Aug. 21 to turn herself in to begin serving her sentence.
U.S. District Senior Judge Susan Oki Mollway ordered Rivera to repay her victims $373,182 and to undergo three years of supervised release after she completes her jail term. However, Rivera, an immigrant in the United States legally, will likely get deported to the Philippines when she leaves jail because her crimes qualify as aggravated theft by the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, said the family’s attorney, Joy Yanagida.
In 2015, Clark discovered charges to her Macy’s card for designer bags and items she had not purchased, the complaint said. She learned the purchases were shipped to Rivera’s address.
Clark considered Rivera a trusted friend who attended her son’s high school graduation and was alongside him when he was diagnosed with Asperger’s. She said Rivera also knew she struggled with numbers due to her dyslexia.
“She saw us as targets and she took it,” Clark said. “And she bought Michael Kors bags. How pathetic.”
Oh so pathetic and gag me with a fork. She should have gotten an extra 12-24 month for choosing Michael Kors bags over a Hermes Birkin.
Seriously, Tory Burch bags are better than Michael Kors bags like for reals. I’d almost go so far as to say Coach bags are even better than Michael Kors bags and I’m not even kidding.
If you steal $400,000.00 you had better not bring any weak Michael Kors shit around here. What would I recommend? Well you can’t go wrong with Hermes almost across the board but if you want to mix it up a little I’d go for the Louis Vuitton x Rei Kawakubo monogram.

Gucci x Gucci Ghost’s graffiti bag is kind of now and you’d be a sensation at your next dinner party.

Chanel is, of course, classic and a must if you don’t already have one. The Boy Bag is a nice choice.

But I seriously think you could pull off the Fendi Monster Eyes peekaboo bag best of all. It is to die.
So a lot of directions you can go.
What are you thinking?

A disgrace of an article as such a tragic situation with Clay is turned into an insipid and trivial article with all the crap about designer handbags. Not even worthy of a grin. Just really insensitive by the author at a serious kook level.
Chas, my wife’s response to this story was eerily similar to yours, “She stole $400,000 and bought Michael Kors bags?”
This confirms my suspicions that you might be a women trapped in a man’s body…
Fanny-Pack
“Crazy lady, livin’ in a bag…
eatin outta garbage pails, used to be a fag hag”
Wax my taint and loan me that oversized Louis bag! Daddy’s sleeping out tonight
for regional deadshits and convict scum such as moi, how does one use such a bag?
They make a great parting gift when you kick your old lady to the curb. You can also carry around your broken dreams like a G.
Fuck, TDWaT, you’re on all cylinders lately!
Thanks brother! So what’s up with this shit Stab’s own Morgan Williamson posted about Chas. I’m warming up for an all out nuclear exchange between BG and Stab. Just let me off the leash man! Fuck, I gotta lay off the Chia seeds! They’re making me Kelly mad!
I can’t read STAB because I don’t speak millennial fluently.
Millennials speak fluent fervently
Hombres necios que acusáis
a la mujer sin razón,
sin ver que sois la ocasión
de lo mismo que culpáis.
So Chas is the woman from You Men by Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz?
Chas did see Wonder Woman recently.
Hey I’m both of those descriptors! My pockets are all I need to carry around the shit I need on a daily basis. The mind boggles about what is hiding inside these vanity sacks.
Where the hell do you put your Balenciaga clutch right now?
News and fashion advice, so helpful, this Beachgrit!
The best way to avoid giving your money away to scamming, thieving, conniving shysters in the finance industry is to not be confused by the terminology. That’s how i gave all my investment funds to a bookmaker.
Diversify your portfolio with rookie bookies. It’ll take the sting out of sure-thing parlays that go south on you.
That Gucci bag tho.
It’s ironic that such a sad story involves a criminal with the first name Felicidad and an attorney named Joy.
Fendi first. Don’t usually enjoy Gucci, but that bag’s fire. LV never goes out of style though. Kors is garbage.
The San Ysidro outlets wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for Michael Kors bags.
The whole Outlet Economy would collapse otherwise!
Fendi bag and bad attitude..
Great choice.
I’m thinking of putting you out of your misery.
Seriously, none of these even has a pocket for wax/FCSII fins.
*edit: and where’s the bottle opener?!