Does this look fun? But what if you had MDMA?
According to a recent CBS news report, a New Breed of “daredevils” attempt to avoid crowds by surfing at night. Oh, how inventive.
Night surfing. So what, right? We’ve all had our fun without the sun. But watching this got me thinking. These guys are a little too stoked to be fumbling around in the water at night. What might their motives truly be?
I’m guessing they are all playing a little unfair game of “Did you see me on that last wave?” (Answer: Of course not.) In fact, a night surfer could claim just about anything without the slightest detection of a blind audience, yes? Flailing arms, stink bugged legs, and an all around kook-style become irrelevant.
After all, something tells us that the New Breed is not much concerned with the particulars of a sharp rail game when their number one priority is having florescent lights inserted into the back half of a surfboard.
Just a hunch.
But do you night surf Malibu? Are you a daredevil?
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haha
Is that from point break?
Vision is highly overrated….
Ha! I love that Richie Porta quote.
Blood feud life.
I like to go night surfing in Reunion. Only way to get waves while the sharks are sleeping
Winner: Best claim to use at a high school reunion.
perfect quote.
I’m here for the drugs?
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Otto is an excellent role model.
corporate weed companies trying to get into the stoner surfer demographic. look at this. and companies like weedmaps, wsl will soon have a weed sponsor for the next us open. next economic boom will be corporate acid sponsoring surfers and it will be like the 70’s all overagain.
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Nine “period” punctuation marks. Eight “question” punctuation marks.
Do you want us to write the fucking article for you?
Don’t get me started on you making BeachGrit be BMW bitches with the free advert mangle my melon-stoned soul clip ad torture. For fuck’s sake, would it kill you to find a clip selling Porsche. At least that would tickle Chas’ clit.
Is that you Laird? What have you got against ‘period’ punctuations?
Well….someone’s Aunt Flow is visiting I take it.
Not Laird/Joel. It’s The Count*. He loves to count.
*Use Transylvanian accent for full effect.
I can count to potatoe.
Fuck I hate surfers