Breaking: Night surfing makes news!
Does this look fun? But what if you had MDMA?
According to a recent CBS news report, a New Breed of “daredevils” attempt to avoid crowds by surfing at night. Oh, how inventive.
Night surfing. So what, right? We’ve all had our fun without the sun. But watching this got me thinking. These guys are a little too stoked to be fumbling around in the water at night. What might their motives truly be?
I’m guessing they are all playing a little unfair game of “Did you see me on that last wave?” (Answer: Of course not.) In fact, a night surfer could claim just about anything without the slightest detection of a blind audience, yes? Flailing arms, stink bugged legs, and an all around kook-style become irrelevant.
After all, something tells us that the New Breed is not much concerned with the particulars of a sharp rail game when their number one priority is having florescent lights inserted into the back half of a surfboard.
Just a hunch.
But do you night surf Malibu? Are you a daredevil?