Breaking: Night surfing makes news!

Does this look fun? But what if you had MDMA?

According to a recent CBS news report, a New Breed of “daredevils” attempt to avoid crowds by surfing at night. Oh, how inventive.

Watch the clip here!

Night surfing. So what, right?  We’ve all had our fun without the sun. But watching this got me thinking. These guys are a little too stoked to be fumbling around in the water at night.  What might their motives truly be?

I’m guessing they are all playing a little unfair game of “Did you see me on that last wave?”  (Answer: Of course not.)  In fact, a night surfer could claim just about anything without the slightest detection of a blind audience, yes? Flailing arms, stink bugged legs, and an all around kook-style become irrelevant.

After all, something tells us that the New Breed is not much concerned with the particulars of a sharp rail game when their number one priority is having florescent lights inserted into the back half of a surfboard.

Just a hunch.

But do you night surf Malibu? Are you a daredevil?

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shootsthen
shootsthen
9 years ago

haha

shootsthen
shootsthen
9 years ago

Is that from point break?

Antipodes
Antipodes
9 years ago

Vision is highly overrated….

Otto
Otto
9 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

Ha! I love that Richie Porta quote.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago

Blood feud life.

turts
turts
9 years ago

I like to go night surfing in Reunion. Only way to get waves while the sharks are sleeping

Otto
Otto
9 years ago
Reply to  turts

Winner: Best claim to use at a high school reunion.

christo
christo
9 years ago

perfect quote.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago

I’m here for the drugs?

turts
turts
9 years ago
Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  turts

Otto is an excellent role model.

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
9 years ago

corporate weed companies trying to get into the stoner surfer demographic. look at this. and companies like weedmaps, wsl will soon have a weed sponsor for the next us open. next economic boom will be corporate acid sponsoring surfers and it will be like the 70’s all overagain.

https://www.instagram.com/p…

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

Nine “period” punctuation marks. Eight “question” punctuation marks.
Do you want us to write the fucking article for you?

Don’t get me started on you making BeachGrit be BMW bitches with the free advert mangle my melon-stoned soul clip ad torture. For fuck’s sake, would it kill you to find a clip selling Porsche. At least that would tickle Chas’ clit.

turts
turts
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Is that you Laird? What have you got against ‘period’ punctuations?

Otto
Otto
9 years ago
Reply to  turts

Well….someone’s Aunt Flow is visiting I take it.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago
Reply to  turts

Not Laird/Joel. It’s The Count*. He loves to count.

*Use Transylvanian accent for full effect.

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

I can count to potatoe.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
9 years ago

Fuck I hate surfers


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