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Debate: Is Loving Sharks So Wrong?

Man who loves sharks rides on back of the biggest of them all!

“Can’t we all just get along?”

Rodney King’s clarion call (well, almost clarion: his jaw was wired shut) has finally reached the Middle East. While King was referring to us, the dictum rings true for another pairing:

Shark and man together.

Kelly wants them culled (on Reunion), but maybe he should consider the approach of Iranian fisherman Rahmat Hosseini. Last week Hosseini might have just changed the dynamic between people and sharks.

Of course, Instagram people became very mad.

Erin.michele1: What the hell is wrong with you?! This is disgusting and horrific. I’m surprised you are even still alive with your level of stupidity you have.

sandraphalicia: This is ANIMAL ABUSE!!! You think that it liked the whale shark to have taken it
for a surfboard?

pj.jabines:  What IDIOTS would do just to gain popularity.

 golddustkitten: You belong in jail!

luvislandsbb: dirty arabs abusing animals classic durka durka jihad.

VanRees: I haven’t been this sick since listening to The Surfers “Alone by a Tree” (OK. I wrote this.)

There were countless other insensitive posts, far too funny to include, but you get the idea.

Maybe these angry humanists are right. Hosseini’s act is not courageous, but rather a barbaric expression of our contempt for nature.

But let’s not be depressive.

What say you? New sport or arrestable offense?

Is petting animals with your feet wrong?

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christo

This is animal cruelty for sure. I hate to think of the ideas that this video gives people.

david fffff

Oh wow, I especially enjoyed luvislandsbb’s attempt at Arabic!

Ben Collins

They don’t speak Arabic in IRan

GiGi

Good call. Farsi

david fffff

Pardon?

Ben Collins

Looks like they are having fun. Good for them

nyc surfing golden boy

the best surfer having the most fun wins. looks fun as hell. the real deal!

turts

Going by the size of the beast, factoring in the water partially supporting the man, one would assume that it barely felt him there.

Fuck it, yolo.

Dogsnuts

Looks to go marginally better than Kelly’s boards.

Lemon Next to the Pie

Sure, but it looks a bit longer and possibly thicker than what Ke11y is riding. Plenty of volume there. Did you catch the dims on the rocker?

Dogsnuts

Nah but the wide point is still a bit far up.

Lemon Next to the Pie

The most radical design departure is the fins on the deck.

Dogsnuts

Fuck. Crippled foot support?

Lemon Next to the Pie

How do you think he broke his foot?

GiGi

Genius ….

Eddie Haiku

There is clearly not enough love between man and beast. Hang on, I certainly didn’t mean THAT.

blumpkin mung

I love petting with my feet.


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