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Jordy Smith
Jordy Smith, according to Kolohe Andino (the most diaphanous of all San Clemente's nymphets), is goofy, humble and innocent!

Watch: “The boy with the guinea pig face!”

World #1 Jordy Smith looses short film! Scrutinise here!

I can imagine many of Jordy Smith’s peers would like to take a running kick at his rump. For, even at a canter, running at, let’s say fifty percent, the six-foot-three South African with the guinea pig face has swept easily into the world title lead.

This ten-minute short from Jordy’s masters at O’Neill, note the lingering logo shots on wetsuit leg, the affixing of wetsuit closures in macro focus and so on, reveals his freesurfing at his new home in San  Clemente, and in South Africa, where he was born, as well as his pair of tens at Jeffrey’s Bay.

Although well-watched already, the vision of his old friend Chad Du Toit hollering “Tens all day long!” and his pappy Graham looking as happy as a fat boy with his own ice-cream mixer, still excites.

I think this movie, which is actually called Beyond the Tour, is a transaction you should complete.

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For although there are no surprises, there are very few surfers in the world with the native talent of Jordy Smith.

And did you know he turns thirty next year?

How the years fly…

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Floret Jon

so everyone dresses and surfs better than someone that looks a certain way. cool.

rozenswag

I appreciate his use of the french press (albeit arguably not in keeping with his American assimilation), might I humbly suggest a no-stir approach. Call me crazy, but I find too much agitation makes the coffee a bit…bitter. Alternative, you ask? Just a slight rotation of the french press (counterclockwise for me, but to each his/her own) while I slowly pour over from the kettle. But put a cutting board down first, you don’t want to scratch the countertop!

abs(ə)nt

You got it all wrong bud. What of the bloom?

Paulo De Tarso Duarte

A… ag… agai… again… n… D… D… De… Derek… k.. …k…
T… t… tt… thanks…s… !!!
Fuuuuuuush!!!
B.. bu… bu… but…. t… I… I… I’m no… no.. not a G…G…Gu… Gui… Guinea P… P…Pig… F… F… Faaa… Face,,, e… … … ….
Fuuuuuush!!!

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Strider's Gobble Neck

“Hard enough to get a 10”? Oh you big old SC transplant, they’re handing 10’s out like loose change to a transient!

Neal Kearney

I met him in Bali in ’08 while I was staying with D Payne and Eric Geiselman. While those two treated me like an equal even though they blew me out of the water, when we sat down to dinner with Smith and Brian Bielmann, the pair of them acted as though I wasn’t there. No smiles, handshakes, or eye contact. Fuckin’ weird as

turts

Things I learnt from this:
1) Jordy’s go to move is the forehand finner
2) Jordy still rocks a back zip wettie

Questions I have in regard to this short clip:
1) Why the back zip? Am I missing something here? (Yes this is a serious question)
2) Would San Clemente make a nice holiday destination? I ask due to having a fascination with arid cactus style landscaping designs.

Neal Kearney

Haven’t had one for a couple years but when I rode for O’Neill that’s all I got. Way more comfortable but that was almost a decade ago. They must still be.

The Bitchy Crab

I love the back zip and believe they disappeared not because they didn’t work but because the market, which is the surf shop buyers, demanded New Technology, the zipperless suit, chest zips and so forth. The worst of the zips was a hybrid back zip two thirds the usual length, trialled around the turn of the century. And, lookee! You can buy a 4/3 back-zip suit for two hundred sheks!

https://needessentials.com/…

turts

I’ve been wearing need wetsuits for awhile now. Remember the shoulder zip wetties that Quik made in the mid 90s?

The Bitchy Crab

They were comical. Even someone with the musculature of Tom Carroll, a part-owner of Quiksilver wetsuits back then, looked like he had to be treated for fits of dizziness after wrestling them off.

Eddie Haiku

I don’t know why, but I have no motivation to push play on any Jordy clips ever. I’m not sure I’ve even seen him surf since 2008. Have I missed much?

The Bitchy Crab

Do you like top turns? The fabled “wrap”?

Eddie Haiku

Wraps are surfing’s versions of semicolons; however, John John’s wraps are exclamation marks!

channelbottom

Dammit. I wish I was turning 30 again.

Chazz Michael Michaels

I’ve never quite been able to pin down the exact weirdness of his face, so thanks. Guinea Pig is bang on. I had an inkling it was some sort of rodent.

turts

You know how Sooth Efricans came to be right? It’s when a Dutchman fuct a pi….

longtom

that vid made me pine for Dane

Dennis Commentary

Bit ‘arsh, jordys beautiful! Look at that smile

The Bitchy Crab

But no backwards cap? A silent protest? Like the bended knee?

ricmatic

Pipe final ( humo(u)r) me.
Filipe and Jordy

The Bitchy Crab

Filipe will snatch victory by eighteen points to twelve via a persuasive case mounted on the Backdoor rights.

Tom

and you will win your $1000

ricmatic

Agreed, but no matter the conditions. I believe he will step up

Jocks

Has Jordy EVER used his signature Futures Fins?!

They truly must be poison

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

Looses… again, Derek? Unfuckenbelievable.

The Bitchy Crab

I haven’t won you with my inexpert manipulation of Old English?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

It’s a trademark akin to the Rolf Harris Wobble Board*. Keep it up though mate.

ricmatic

Its funny how the mystery of where somebody is from can be given away in a single phrase.

The Bitchy Crab

A signature like my faceless head-to-toe bodysuits!


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