Choose: Your Stoke Ambassador!

The WSL is electing your voice! Choose wisely!

Being grouchy really brands a man as old and irrelevant, know what I’m saying? Or brands a man Gen-X which is pretty much the same thing. The kids aren’t grouchy. They are filled with hope and passion even though their entire world is ending in a hail of North Korean missiles and rising sea levels. Just kidding. Kim Jong Un will never really succeed and global warming is a lie. Know what I’m saying?

But how did we get so far away from Stoke and Leisure? Your World Surf league Ambassador of Stoke and Leisure finalists are in and YOU get to decide! Should we meet them?

YES WE SHOULD!

1) Jason who says, “I’m the biggest gas station around. I use practices such as yoga, meditation, earthing, surfing and skating to fill my energy tank – not other people.

2) Linda who says, “I’m stoked about surfing, coconuts, shells, people, stray dogs, mangos, sand between my toes, sunlight, sand in my wetsuit, bonfires, sand in my bed, moonshine, acoustic guitars, flashmobs, sand in my bikini…”

Linda Aulbach | Ambassador of Stoke & Leisure Candidate

3) Mariana who says, “I’ve been working and traveling for a long time and I absolutely LOVED it.”

4) Sara who says, “eat as much coconut as i can and .. why not? share one with John John Florence!”

5) Scott who says, “I have those cahoonas and I’m ready for this challenge if given the opportunity.”

6) Adam who says, “Everything I have done, seen, and accomplished this far in my life has led me to this point.”

7) Zach who says, “Whether I get the position or not, I’m way too obsessed with filmmaking, photography, travel, surf, and the world of adventure to ever give up the dream.”

Zach Brown | Ambassador of Stoke & Leisure Candidate

8) Pat who says, ” I’ve been told my spirit animal is a yellow labrador.”

Pat McDonough | Ambassador of Stoke & Leisure Candidate

Soooooooooooooooo? Who you feeling? Don’t be lazy. Vote today!

And it may totally read like I’m being ironic but I am not. Irony is cheap. Grouchy is out. Let’s embrace hope!

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East of the 5
East of the 5
8 years ago

I vote to boycott the WSL. Holy fuck, that was brutal.

InjuredSurfer
InjuredSurfer
8 years ago

A certain Sunset Beach Hawaii resident should be the ambassador. He could talk about how great it is to have a 5 star contest in virginia beach and how the WSL is a bunch of blood suckers and it’s all about money and stars. (which it is)

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago

Sometimes a simple statement just cuts to the heart of an issue

Tired old guy
Tired old guy
8 years ago

Since when has 24 hours between posts become de rigueur on this site ? Who died? And if no one, pick up the pace a bit… fuck, it’s like waiting for a board from Rich Pavel

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall
8 years ago

Except the billboard would get stolen in Logan and you’d just end up with “The World of Adventure” in some junkie share house

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  Samuel Hall

It’s so lazy to imply that all Logan people are thieving, unemployed , no hope, heroin users. Some of them use crack and meth too you know.

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Feck me I’d love to issue Fast Eddie a license to clean up the Noosa lineup

He’d get straight worn out bitch slapping all the keel surfing, bamboo hypto krypto hipsters

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  Jocks

Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday do you in? I saw a SUP nosedive and take out about three innocents at First Point live on a webcam. It was glorious.

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

Most surfers think the Superbank is the worst for etiquette. Take a ‘swell event’, add Sunshine Coast Daily front page news alerting all kooks, sit back. I’ve seen funny clown shit that just makes me laugh out loud

Kennypowersmullet
Kennypowersmullet
8 years ago

These people are the reason I hate the wsl.. Surf spastics that probably can’t really surf

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
8 years ago

I vote Adam. That logic can’t be denied.

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
8 years ago

Give it a rest!? How dare you mullet, how dare you.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

Anyone claiming a spirit animal can (fill in blank with hypothetical self-harm).

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I’m sure they’re already filling in those blank days with actual self harm.

Loz
Loz
8 years ago

Haha I love those guys but you’re right, they bang that drum every time!

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

I like Zach, he’s from Tennessee, probably has a nascent painkiller habit and this: “I’m way too obsessed with filmmaking, photography, travel, surf, and the world of adventure to ever give up the dream”…..reminds me of Mike C before his girlfriend quashed his dreams.

So I vote Zach.

Chas’ rollerblading barista a close second.

blumpkin mung
blumpkin mung
8 years ago

They should all win. And be left on a small, desolate island off the coast of Hawaii. It’ll be just like survivor. Except there is no film crew and they can’t get any service so they can’t use their social media. There is also no food.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  blumpkin mung

Yeah but I think there’s a semi-secret break on the far side of Bird Island… they could surf that, eat seabirds vana and opihi and emerge as hardened, swivel-eyed watermen (and women). They would paddle back all the way to round to Pipe and take over without a drop of blood shed.

Film THAT muthfucka.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

You had me at “swivel-eyed”.

resumes.mvlhawaii@gmail.com
8 years ago

I am going to go find that chick if she wins.

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
8 years ago

Not creepy at all!

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago
Reply to  Neal Kearney

But just to give her help with her resume, so all good, no worries

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  Jocks

But if she wins, won’t her resumé skills be good already?

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago

What’s the average lifespan of a WSL intern?

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
8 years ago

Germany, Tennessee? Holy shit you don’t even need to live next to an ocean to get in on this.

merman
merman
8 years ago

but… germany does have a coastline?

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
8 years ago
Reply to  merman

That’s relatively small and very protected. I’ll rephrase too, “you don’t need a place with real surf”. Which one could argue that’s California anyways I suppose.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

It’s probably quite helpful if you don’t. You know, relating to the WSL target audience and all.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

If anyone can confirm that Pat McDonough is openly gay he has my vote.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
8 years ago

He quite clearly says in his video that he wants to get inside John John.

East of the 5
East of the 5
8 years ago

Pretty sure I banged him at Burning Man. He was wearing roller blades and a flourescent fanny pack. Not 100% sure however, the drugs took over; again.

janeausten
janeausten
8 years ago

You’re confusing him with Neil Patrick Harris.

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall
8 years ago

Anyone worth watching wouldn’t have filmed themselves on a gopro and therefore been WSL excluded from the competition immediately. Goodluck to the finalists trying not to drown over there.

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago

That German chick is smokin hot so she has my vote. I don’t really know what she said and I didn’t watch any dudes videos.

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
8 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

I like her too.

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
8 years ago

The German the type to drop in on two people, exclaiming afterwards:

“wow, there were 3 people on that wave!”

Stoked – got my vote

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
8 years ago

We do love to share 😀

abs(ə)nt
abs(ə)nt
8 years ago

Ahhh, shouldn’t they just focus on getting us stoked with their judging?


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