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The San Clemente surfer Kolohe Andino takes a short detour south from the WSL contest at Hossegor to ride the new Cove wavepool by Wavegarden. | Photo: Brandon Guilmette/@bgillyb

Biolos: “Wavepools Like Surfing J-Bay!”

Progression is going to come "shockingly fast" says shaper to the stars.

To all you gloom buffs who don’t like pools. They’re coming and ain’t a damn thing y’gonna do about it.

Yell yourself hoarse (“‘I’d blow my brains out before I’d ride a pool,”says Chas, Travis Ferré from What Youth and others), curl your lips in contempt. It don’t matter.

And when they do come, you’ll want a board that fits whatever pool you’re swishing around in.

And Matt Biolos aka Mayhem, the San Clemente-based shaper to the stars and owner of Lost Surfboards, has ridden the original Wavegarden in the Basque country (hint to visitors to that swathe of land that south of Biarritz and around looping around Bilbao: don’t call it Spain), their new version called Cove, twice, with all its different wave settings and the Wavegarden in Texas. And he’s had feedback from his teamriders Kolohe Andino and Carissa Moore on the Slater pool.

He knows what works.

In between watching his gal Carissa own the Roxy event in France, Biolos whispered a few secrets about boards in pools.

BeachGrit: You’ve surfed Wavegarden #1 and #2, the fabulous Cove. So tell me, what did riding those joints tell you about board design?

Biolos: My personal opinion is that wavepools are like natural waves. Each one is its own animal and each one benefits from different tweaks in boards. No different to the idea that Snapper and Bells or Pipe and Sunset lend themselves to different boards. The Cove is short and punchy with quick transitions. It likes a little bit of rocker and epoxy seems really good there. You don’t need a lot of momentum. It’s more about quickness. The original, Wavegarden, N-Land, are more momentum and inertia-based waves – long rollers where flat rockers tend to keep you going better and stay in the wave better when coming off the top. We took Jett Schilling, Eli Hanneman and Eric Geiselman to N-Land. Jett had a lowish-rockered Driver that just looked like on an invisible underwater track. Eli had a rockered-out Whiplash and that looked twitchy and over sensitive. A little PU weight helps as well. Like when surfing mushy offshore waves. That said, I think
a low-rocker epoxy ( like a RNF in carbon wrap) works great at N-Land. My GM, Ben Kelly, was ripping on one there. So, really, you’re not designing boards for pools so much as boards for specific pools. Just like natural waves.

BeachGrit: For your top-shelf rider, how’s the board going to differ if he’s in a contest in Lemoore compared to, say, Snapper?

Biolos: Well, Carissa won The Test. She said she was perfectly stoked on her normal board. But looking at the footage, I think her board could have had a bit more drive and resistance under the rear foot during her full-rail turns. A little more momentum and stiffness. But I think I know exactly what to do after watching the clips. Next time she will have a couple of specific boards. I did not get to have a guy in the comp but Kolohe went a week or so before – a consolation prize? – and felt his super grovel boards worked best. Flat rockers for momentum but short to fit into the on again/off again tight and kinky transitions. I saw a wave of him on the left that was more impressive than any complete waves I saw from the comp footage.

BeachGrit: Do you see tanks as great testing machines? For fins, designs, or are they, necessarily, specific, and whatever you learn about design in a pool doesn’t necessarily translate to the ocean?

Biolos: I know the relentless repetition will advance design quickly but how those quick advancements directed at specific waves translates to varied ocean waves remains to be seen. That said, one afternoon at Cove last week allowed Kolohe, Carissa, Griffin and grom Winter Vincent, and me, to quickly ride close to 50 waves each. Once your over the novelty and laughing and playing, you could easily get a lot of work done testing boards and fins. Progress will happen shockingly fast. Like all these soccer parents teaching eight year olds to do technical airs in giant halfpipes on snowboards and skateboards. The static playing field will drive radically fast progression. This is an undeniable fact. How that relates to eight-foot Sunset Beach, Teahupoo or or Pipeline is another story.

Winter-vincent
The Remarkable, Life-Saving Clean-Water Warrior Winter Vincent, Who Is Twelve Years Old, Rides Cove By Wavegarden.
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Carissa Moore Tightened The Screws On Her Turns At The Pool, Went Back To France And Won The Contest.
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Griff Colapinto, The World Number Surfer On The Qualifiers. Oowee, He Look Good. All Photos Brandon Guilmette/@Bgillyb

BeachGrit: And, tell me, as an every man, or better than every man, describe your wavepool experiences. Fabulous beyond belief?

Biolos: Harder than you think. I would say the same thing when describing Surfing at J-Bay. “Easy to surf / Hard to surf  well.”

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Dirk Diggler
Dirk Diggler
8 years ago

I thought that fucking over dressed Audi loving kook Hayden Cocks was the true kook Whsiperer – have I been misled?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago

On TVs last night, they mentioned that the lowest average income for a postcode is $22 000, which has been my average income for the past 5 years. In that time, I’ve surfed pretty much every available good day. Living near the beach doesn’t have to mean beachfront.

samwaters
samwaters
8 years ago

Well dude, at this point, only time time will tell. How will it feel paying someone to Surf an artificial souless Wave? I think it would turn my stomach inside. Ok dude, here’s your 100 bucks, is it my turn yet?

samwaters
samwaters
8 years ago

Hey Derek, nice article, but are you forgetting it’s going to cost 100 to $200 a weekend to ride a wave tank. How many people are really going to be able to afford that?

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago

I came here for this comment.

samwaters
samwaters
8 years ago

Yes, it seems the cat is out of the bag, there’s probably no stopping what kind of perfect wave they can make now. But will the average person be able to spend 100 to $200 a week to ride it. Will it now become a world of The Haves and the Have Nots. The whole surf experience is so much more than just riding a wave, they can’t make or sell freedom.

samwaters
samwaters
8 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Well, it already is a world of ‘The Haves and the Haves Nots’– Slater and the WSL boys have it and can surf it anytime they want–and– ‘you’–don’t have it–eat your hearts out. Stoked I’ve got the real thing.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

well in this case I suspect the Have Nots might actually be the Haves.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

I went surfing over the weekend and the waves weren’t anything that special but the sun was out and there were dolphins so I think it was pretty okay on the whole!

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

You can be sure that there won’t be any dolphins in Slater’s pool but you might luck into some Naegleria fowleri.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  Ami Lost

it seems pretty short on scenery on the whole. I mean, I’d try it, but I also like scenery, so.

samwaters
samwaters
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

Right on, the whole surf experience (lifestyle) is way more than just catching a wave.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

For me, yes, but I can imagine there are going to people who don’t give two shits about the dolphins and just want to do turns all day. For Slater’s sake, there better be a lot of ’em!

samwaters
samwaters
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Well put.

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
8 years ago

Rapid development? More like rapid sales. I’m not knocking Matt, more like saluting him. He is embracing the change, all the while sporting an evil laugh. Cha-ching.

samwaters
samwaters
8 years ago
Reply to  Captain Clark

700 bucks for a new board and then 100 to $200 a week to surf the tank. No thanks.

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
8 years ago

They’re gonna end up looking like evo’s or wake/skim boards and it will spit to basically a different sport.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Bin_Chook

Yep. Street and vert.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Their version a “big wave” event will be chucking yourself off the roof of a medium sized hotel in Vegas into a swimming pool shaped like one of Elvis’s hemorrhoids

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

I’m cool with that. While these fuckers are having serious debates about whether they should ride 37 or 38 litres, the rest of us are just going surfing.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
8 years ago

You totally missed the opportunity to run the title, “Biolos: Wavepools Like Surfing J-Bay!”

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago

Is it too late to change? Will my imitation thrill you or kill you?

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
8 years ago

Go ahead, go shred.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago

I couldn’t help myself! You’re so clever!

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Biolos on Kolohe. “… his super grovel boards worked best.” Who would have thought!?

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

“The static playing field will drive radically fast progression. This is an undeniable fact. How that relates to eight-foot Sunset Beach, Teahupoo or or Pipeline is another story”

No doubt wanking every day makes you get much better at masturbation.
But does it make you into a Casanova?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Does this suggest you’re not in a sweatbox of joy over the voluptuous bonanza of wavepools?

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

How much do you think Wavegarden would have to spend to get me on board as a copywriter/PR person?

non-exclusive contract, of course.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Very little, I’d imagine. Us writers come cheap.

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

Few FOC goes on the midnight to dawn shift at half power?

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

I’ll work for half this guy @wavegarden and I’ll shape boats so people from Wisconsin can “surf” that way your not wasting waves.

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

BUT have you got your invite to the ranch in mail box?? I want to see you burn Doherty

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

No, but it’s cheaper than buying chocolates and flowers.

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Exactly. Definition of progression cheers

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

One wonders how their Playboy channel business model is gonna pan out when the People are used to the free stuff on Pornhub?


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