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Watch: Kelly struggle with gender fluidity!

The world's greatest surfer delivers an object lesson!

Gender fluidity is the buzziest thing since wearing jeans backwards. It is all over the place and I’m not just talking about the TQ in LGBTQ. I’m talking everything from Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik sharing a wardrobe all the way to the non-binary scene. Those who don’t identify as male and don’t identify as female.

Much buzzy.

And we all have learned the proper way to respond to the genderqueer/agender/gender non-forthcoming. If a person tells you, for example, they are not a mr or a ms but an mx then you know to nod and say, “Nice to meet you, ze or zir…” while not smiling but also not not smiling.

Easy.

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But back in the dark old days of 2010 it was not easy. We were ignorant like cattle and thought humans were either male or female. Like cattle.

And let us watch a video of the world’s greatest surfer encounter Zazon in France in 2010. She claims to simply have been born a boy but transitioned to a girl so she could win the heart of Kelly Slater. Tres romantic and not at all even very fluid. And how does Kelly respond? Let’s watch!

Zazon drague Kelly Slater /Caméra cachée / Prank

Oh no. Oh no no no. No no no no no no no. This is like listening to my grandma talk about race relations back in the 1980s. No. No no no oh no. The real problem is that he dares correct zim’s assertion that “I am a huge fan of yours since I’m a little boy…” by saying, “Little girl.”

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Ouch!

Such a cisgenderist! Such a dualist! Such a bianist!

I totally assume Kelly Slater knows the correct verbiage/understanding now and of course we don’t hold this against him but we also kind of do if ze’re going to be honest.

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DrunkenAngel

Oh dear, you are batty-as-fuck.

DrunkenAngel

Liar. You have not read it.

And rather than deal with the evidence you go on a confusing rant. More proof you are a vapid troll as you incite hatred and confusion to avoid actual thinking, as well as the evidence-based rights of those who are different to you. Oh the irony.
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f u

you sound very scared of what is inside of you, who you really are

f u

It’s called science

Kennypowersmullet

Had to deal with an American chick at work a few weeks ago that was non binary. Yet dressed like a girl was a girl an had a vagina. But didn’t ‘feel’ like she a girl some of the time, so dressed in jeans an a ts Hirt to feel less girly??Seemed to me she was just fucked in the head. Or a little bit of a tom boy at times.

DrunkenAngel

Thanks for the bs. You know nothing about biology. Try again, kook.

https://www.nature.com/news…

wincy

Nah but I wouldn’t say they don’t exist.

Captain Clark

Good grief. We have progressed into total chaos here at the grit. My only escape from the confusion headache has now been taken from me. Zeees has to stop. Pleazi, make it stop!

Captain Clark

Scientific facts are acceptable only when they align with agenda snail.

SURF

Just because you identify as a different gender don’t expect me to to go along with it.

Albert Munz

So Kelly pee’s sitting down? Yeh so what?

wincy

35 million people.

bitter guy

what’s really trending in the US is celiac disease

wincy

If it’s trendy then Im going to ditch my black hyptokrypto for a pink wavestorm

wincy

It would be inaccurate if a significant number didn’t fall within the definition. An approximate. A rule of thumb. Patent pending. Every fish you don’t pull in has caught you as long as you caught it ol boy.

Nick Dee

No idea. BG is a politically correct JWO website.

Nick Dee

Apart from the boring cultural marxist theme of his article, the video was absolutely hilarious! Zazon owned the King! Naughty sexy plastic doll.

f u

As far as the study of Human biology is concerned, Sex and Gender are different things. People often confuse the two for being the same.

Nick Carroll

So, not a fan of the idea of gender as a social construct then Seas nail! No fucken Cultural Studies up in your grill bro!

dickie toledo

that’s also the same way david scales introduced himself to chas.


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