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Haven’t you been the most inspired by the surf world’s complete and robust embrace of aged rock star Iggy Pop? The ex-Stooges frontman has not done anything culturally meaningful for 30 years but look how he collaborates on a boardshort with Billabong and look how Billabong flies him to the North Shore for a photoshoot and look how he plays a set at the Billabong House and look how every professional surfer, surf photographer, surf brand employee acts as if George Harrison, Roy Orbison and Tom Petty came down from heaven, gathering Jeff Lynne and Bobby Dylan along the way, and jammed a full Traveling Wilburys set right next to Off the Wall.
The best thing they ever saw! Miraculous even!
Oh of course it is not odd for the surf world to lose its shit, entirely, when any non-endemic personality pays even one whit of attention (see the fawning over Eddie Vedder, Ben Stiller, etc.) which is endearing.
Right?
And in this endearing, anti-depressive vein I think it is time for BeachGrit to choose an aged rock star in order to represent us and bring maniacal levels of joy. The only question is who should we pick? You decide from the following list of finalists.
-Axel Rose (see above)
-Grace Slick
-Steve Tyler
-John Rotten
-David Lee Roth
-Iz
-Other
GG Allin. He throws shit at his audience. Fitting.
Is this about what surfing wants? Or what surfing deserves?
Surfing definitely deserves Meatloaf. Hell, I want Meatloaf.
Ric Ocasek – looks like Chas and is obsessed with cuckolding.
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Gibby Haynes
Yeah, tartan boardshorts a la ”color me impressed”
Don’t get it twisted Chas.. Iggy Pop is the fucking man.. he didn’t just write songs and put out a few albums, he practically created a whole fucking genre of music.. that said, billabong blows and the collab makes zero sense..
Wendy O. Williams.
Vanilla Ice
Ross ‘Nighty’ Knight from the Cosmic Psychos.
Bee gees live at leemore
(First Choice) Already voted for Freddie Mercury see below.(2nd) How about the guy that made video with Pamela Anderson so he could go have his way at the “Ranch”
Perry Farrell – i used to see him surfing at various crap LA breaks. i suspect he’s upgraded and now only surfs pristine tropical reef passes. proof that staying skinny can do a decent job of compensating for years of drugs /cigs
I honestly don´t think you can go wrong with GG Allen.
This is the most relevant comment, ever.
Surfing would be so improved with an honest GG Allen influence.
You’d go even better with GG Allin
Jello Biafra
🎵‘Holiday in Cambodia, there’s no surf there that’s a fact!’🎵
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Derek Lee Roth
Cocaine….
Axel rose is such a fucking clown.
If only Dennis Dragon from the Surf Punks was still with us – RIP. Perfect music for the Grit and the wave hog culture we live in today.
CIRCA: 1980
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Thank God i was Able to pause it. Shit!
Never heard of Other..
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