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Poll: Choose our aged rock star!

It's easy! And basically free!

Haven’t you been the most inspired by the surf world’s complete and robust embrace of aged rock star Iggy Pop? The ex-Stooges frontman has not done anything culturally meaningful for 30 years but look how he collaborates on a boardshort with Billabong and look how Billabong flies him to the North Shore for a photoshoot and look how he plays a set at the Billabong House and look how every professional surfer, surf photographer, surf brand employee acts as if George Harrison, Roy Orbison and Tom Petty came down from heaven, gathering Jeff Lynne and Bobby Dylan along the way, and jammed a full Traveling Wilburys set right next to Off the Wall.

The best thing they ever saw! Miraculous even!

Oh of course it is not odd for the surf world to lose its shit, entirely, when any non-endemic personality pays even one whit of attention (see the fawning over Eddie Vedder, Ben Stiller, etc.) which is endearing.

Right?

And in this endearing, anti-depressive vein I think it is time for BeachGrit to choose an aged rock star in order to represent us and bring maniacal levels of joy. The only question is who should we pick? You decide from the following list of finalists.

-Axel Rose (see above)

-Grace Slick

-Steve Tyler

-John Rotten

-David Lee Roth

-Iz

-Other

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Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

GG Allin. He throws shit at his audience. Fitting.

blumpkin mung
blumpkin mung
8 years ago

Is this about what surfing wants? Or what surfing deserves?

Surfing definitely deserves Meatloaf. Hell, I want Meatloaf.

janeausten
janeausten
8 years ago

Ric Ocasek – looks like Chas and is obsessed with cuckolding.
https://youtu.be/3wC8IA9r5zs

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

Gibby Haynes

EWG
EWG
8 years ago

Yeah, tartan boardshorts a la ”color me impressed”

Sampson
Sampson
8 years ago

Don’t get it twisted Chas.. Iggy Pop is the fucking man.. he didn’t just write songs and put out a few albums, he practically created a whole fucking genre of music.. that said, billabong blows and the collab makes zero sense..

Mapski
Mapski
8 years ago

Wendy O. Williams.

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago

Vanilla Ice

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago

Ross ‘Nighty’ Knight from the Cosmic Psychos.

Pelado
Pelado
8 years ago

Bee gees live at leemore

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
8 years ago

(First Choice) Already voted for Freddie Mercury see below.(2nd) How about the guy that made video with Pamela Anderson so he could go have his way at the “Ranch”

Ricoimmo
Ricoimmo
8 years ago

Perry Farrell – i used to see him surfing at various crap LA breaks. i suspect he’s upgraded and now only surfs pristine tropical reef passes. proof that staying skinny can do a decent job of compensating for years of drugs /cigs

Monkey
Monkey
8 years ago

I honestly don´t think you can go wrong with GG Allen.

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago
Reply to  Monkey

This is the most relevant comment, ever.

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago
Reply to  Monkey

Surfing would be so improved with an honest GG Allen influence.

EWG
EWG
8 years ago
Reply to  Monkey

You’d go even better with GG Allin

turts
turts
8 years ago

Jello Biafra

🎵‘Holiday in Cambodia, there’s no surf there that’s a fact!’🎵

NUG
NUG
8 years ago
Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  NUG

Derek Lee Roth

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago
Reply to  NUG

Cocaine….

slater thenewdonkey
slater thenewdonkey
8 years ago

Axel rose is such a fucking clown.

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
8 years ago

If only Dennis Dragon from the Surf Punks was still with us – RIP. Perfect music for the Grit and the wave hog culture we live in today.

CIRCA: 1980
My Wave https://www.youtube.com/wat…

My Beach https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Ashton's Yellow Hat
Ashton's Yellow Hat
8 years ago
Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago

Thank God i was Able to pause it. Shit!

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
8 years ago

Never heard of Other..

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
8 years ago

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