It's getting embarrassing.
It has been four entire days since Quiksilver and Billabong merged into one company and not one peep from Gardena, California, the town Stab magazine calls home. Nothing at all but The Best Travel Bags For The Minimalist Three-Board Traveler, Surprise: Matt Banting Is Back!, Watch: Gabriel Medina Gets Steamy In Hot Music Vid!, The Art of Losing Your Mind, What Does It Cost To Qualify For The CT?, and The Burleigh Single Fin Festival: Beers, Boobs and Bummer Waves.
No Quiksilver. No Billabong. No merger.
At first I thought there was something insidious behind the silence around the biggest story of the year. That Stab was angling to become the vehicle in which “synergies” and revamped “brand identities” were rolled out to their unsuspecting public.
Now I realize Stab‘s staff is just a dime-a-dozen verbally abused husband, pushed into the corner by a relentlessly petty yet vicious wife and fully neutered.
At this point if they publish something it will be seen as a spineless capitulation due my harangues.
But if they don’t publish anything it will also be seen as a spineless capitulation due my harangues.
The narrative, you see, has been set for them and like the verbally abused husband its always easier to lower a shamed head, take the name-calling and pretend she doesn’t mean it.
Well I mean it you lily-livered bunch of worthless twats!
Stab’s embarrassing head-in-the-sand routine is emblematic of what is generally wrong with today’s surf industry. A refusal to deal with, much less enjoy, confrontation/reality. The damn thing becomes more and more like The Inertia every day and I mourn its loss.
While continuing to berate.
Not gonna lie, I’m a little disappointed you let them beat you to the Gabby music vid
Check and mate for Chas! I honestly don’t give a shit about the clothing companies but I love it when Chas makes Stab look like the Inertia.
I vote no more comment on this subject until you have your moment with Ashton and scales next week
It’s not like QuikBong don’t want the world to know what happened. The new owners wrote a frigging press release. I just don’t think Stab give a shit. Like most of us.
I think you might be just screaming into your own echo chamber now chuck https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
As a Hi-Perf MPB I can’t get hair-ranged
When does this poddy hit the newstands?
I’m waiting like a a kid on the day before Christmas! I hope our man of the people doesn’t fall into the trap laid.
Griss to the mill/bloodbath
as a verbally abused husband, neutering doesn’t scare me….
Petulant harangues. The main purpose of my existence.
There’s no such thing as a worthless twat.
#feminism
Humor is filled with regret.
Did you hear about that poor bloke that got arrested for grabbing a handful of some sparkly tits at a festival? Fucken bullshit mate. Next time a chick grabs my arse in a bar I’m gonna put her in handcuffs and bang her up the arse. #masculinism
I know a bar in Melbourne , but you might need a gun with those handcuffs , and do you play dress ups?
can’t be serious. i’ve seen twats that would love to make it back to being just worthless and not the dangerous liability they’ve become.
seen twats fire ping pong balls that were very dangerous!
is there such a thing as a worhless cunt?
I know there’s underage and old cunts , or twat as the pommies and now seppos call them !