Day 4: Stab a verbally abused husband!

It's getting embarrassing.

It has been four entire days since Quiksilver and Billabong merged into one company and not one peep from Gardena, California, the town Stab magazine calls home. Nothing at all but The Best Travel Bags For The Minimalist Three-Board Traveler, Surprise: Matt Banting Is Back!, Watch: Gabriel Medina Gets Steamy In Hot Music Vid!, The Art of Losing Your Mind, What Does It Cost To Qualify For The CT?, and The Burleigh Single Fin Festival: Beers, Boobs and Bummer Waves.

No Quiksilver. No Billabong. No merger.

At first I thought there was something insidious behind the silence around the biggest story of the year. That Stab was angling to become the vehicle in which “synergies” and revamped “brand identities” were rolled out to their unsuspecting public.

Now I realize Stab‘s staff is just a dime-a-dozen verbally abused husband, pushed into the corner by a relentlessly petty yet vicious wife and fully neutered.

At this point if they publish something it will be seen as a spineless capitulation due my harangues.

But if they don’t publish anything it will also be seen as a spineless capitulation due my harangues.

The narrative, you see, has been set for them and like the verbally abused husband its always easier to lower a shamed head, take the name-calling and pretend she doesn’t mean it.

Well I mean it you lily-livered bunch of worthless twats!

Stab’s embarrassing head-in-the-sand routine is emblematic of what is generally wrong with today’s surf industry. A refusal to deal with, much less enjoy, confrontation/reality. The damn thing becomes more and more like The Inertia every day and I mourn its loss.

While continuing to berate.

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Slurpline
Slurpline
8 years ago

Not gonna lie, I’m a little disappointed you let them beat you to the Gabby music vid

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago

Check and mate for Chas! I honestly don’t give a shit about the clothing companies but I love it when Chas makes Stab look like the Inertia.

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
8 years ago

I vote no more comment on this subject until you have your moment with Ashton and scales next week

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

It’s not like QuikBong don’t want the world to know what happened. The new owners wrote a frigging press release. I just don’t think Stab give a shit. Like most of us.

turts
turts
8 years ago

I think you might be just screaming into your own echo chamber now chuck https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

As a Hi-Perf MPB I can’t get hair-ranged

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

When does this poddy hit the newstands?

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

I’m waiting like a a kid on the day before Christmas! I hope our man of the people doesn’t fall into the trap laid.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago

Griss to the mill/bloodbath

GiGi
GiGi
8 years ago

as a verbally abused husband, neutering doesn’t scare me….

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

Petulant harangues. The main purpose of my existence.

Mapski
Mapski
8 years ago

There’s no such thing as a worthless twat.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

#feminism

Mapski
Mapski
8 years ago

Humor is filled with regret.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
8 years ago

Did you hear about that poor bloke that got arrested for grabbing a handful of some sparkly tits at a festival? Fucken bullshit mate. Next time a chick grabs my arse in a bar I’m gonna put her in handcuffs and bang her up the arse. #masculinism

Brutus
Brutus
8 years ago

I know a bar in Melbourne , but you might need a gun with those handcuffs , and do you play dress ups?

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

can’t be serious. i’ve seen twats that would love to make it back to being just worthless and not the dangerous liability they’ve become.

Brutus
Brutus
8 years ago
Reply to  bitter guy

seen twats fire ping pong balls that were very dangerous!

Brutus
Brutus
8 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

is there such a thing as a worhless cunt?
I know there’s underage and old cunts , or twat as the pommies and now seppos call them !


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