The battle of the sexes and war between countries! Who's gonna win? Guy or gal? Brazilian or American?

5000 spectators for Uni-sex Surf Ranch event!

Guys and gals compete against each other in May teams contest!

Earlier today, a little after midnight if you’re west of the date line, the WSL announced a teams event at the Lemoore tank on the Cinco de Mayo weekend of May 5 and 6.

And in a very inclusive, non-discriminatory kink unique in world sport, the guys are going to compete against girls.

The USA team, which includes Hawaii if you’re wondering, is captained by Kelly, Brazil has Gabriel, Australia, Stephanie Gilmore, Europe, Johanne Defay and Jordy Smith will captain the Rest of the World, although the only WCT surfer not from Australia, Brazil or Europe is the French Polynesian Michel Bourez.

“This technology has captured the imagination of the global surfing community and created a number of new opportunities for the WSL,” Sophie Goldschmidt, WSL CEO, said, cutting through the jargon.

Read about it here. WSL Announces Founders’ Cup of Surfing Event for May 2018

After reading that press release, I had a few breezy questions which I threw at the WSL’s Dave Prodan, who answered with typically good-natured, Soviet-era evasiveness.

How many spectators are going to be allowed in?

“Expecting 5000 in attendance.”

Ticket prices:

“I don’t not have but, on background, probably fair to assume a tiered experience.”

Is there a practice day scheduled? Will waves be served at random or will they be identical?

“Lots of practice days scheduled for all CTers ahead of Founders Cup for both May event and September CT.”

How many sessions? How many waves per session per surfer?

“Ample hopefully. Their preparation is a priority.”

Who can Jordy pick? Michel?

“WSL Commissioner’s Office has a criteria for surfer selection and region.”

Which is?

“TBA upon reveal of full teams.”

But only one non-Australian/Brazilian/European surfer on tour apart from Big Joe Smith.

“QS surfers in play as well.”

And waves? Identical or random?

“Identical. For now.”

Register for tickets here. 

 

 

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Reef
Reef
8 years ago

The Wsl is just toying with different ways to try and make a buck off of a wave tank, and to try and recoup some of the millions and millions and millions Dirk Ziff has sunk into into it so far.

Group Captin Mandrake
Group Captin Mandrake
8 years ago

Given all the comments, looks like a bunch of old bloaks. Perfect demographic for the world suck league.

Preston
Preston
8 years ago

Come on Dez, ya gotta go real deal with Billie and Bobby. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Brutus
Brutus
8 years ago

Ok , rumour is that there is quite a lot of pressure from Ziffy to test the pool waters and make sure his $300m investment is just that and not a gravy train for a small group of people , so no PPV , but man they want to presell those tickets quick , is it sold out ????
Imagine if they can’t sell all the seats , or create enough interest , as they are claiming WSL world first .
it’s a pity they don’t recognise their ASP history as we had World team Tags for a decade , under the Surfrider banner , yes in France !
Derek , ya should have asked Dave , when will the L’amour CT event announce the contest format ,ie Judging criteria / man on man or scoring like the 1/2 pipes / training schedules/access for the athletes /…
surely the WSL will not start a new Championship Tour , with one of their Newest most excitingest / futuristic, Championship contests and no one knows , well anything….other than the date?

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Oh Brute! I just asked David, commissar of media for the WSL Republic. I expect an answer by morning. And, speaking of morning, will you take a call so we can talk “Olympics like B-Grade WQS event!” ?

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
8 years ago

If Jordy’s will captain the rest of the world team…
I can see the presses in the future…
“Jordy went ballistic!!!”

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Sara Closetotheearth
Sara Closetotheearth
8 years ago

Super stoked for this! There must be a webcast.

mundus
mundus
8 years ago

Are there 5000 lemmings in SOCal, or are the stands gonna be filled by wannabe industry insiders?

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
8 years ago

Every team has a coach

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
8 years ago

I wish STAB would do that for their articles. I’d pay them with Vietnamese Dong.

resumes.mvlhawaii@gmail.com
8 years ago

What is the word on that in oz? I have talked to all my degenerate friends and none of us even click on stab anymore.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago

I get that the pool adds an element of control that was previously missing from events in a real ocean environment allowing for a much more planned production. unfortunately I get the feeling its going to be more “Eurovision song contest” than “big day out”.
it could also be Kelly’s way of giving the flat earther’s a safe space to experience the joy of surfing with out the risk of a rogue undertow dragging them off the edge.

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

I’d do that for Fiji, not the tub.

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago

oh, we aren’t the everyone they’re looking for, like those droids in Star Wars

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago

i hear ya there. i say voice of mo’ reason

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago

nah, most people are jocks, they need squad goals

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Maybe you’re your dad pretending to be your son this whole time. We need to get this into R&D with Ke11y and his one man team* of conspiracy theorists.

* with Ke11y as Team Captain USA, ancient alien theorists suggest Ke11y finally gifts the world with the “I” in “Team”.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Hey you know if you pronounce ‘Kelly’ with a sorta fake Chinese accent you get ‘Kerry’. And that’s really close to ‘Kerring’…

Do you see where I’m going?

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

WSL will now buy Volcom for Kelly?

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Your Dad is on your computer again!

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago

I like, “Ever noticed that glass tastes like blood?”

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago

Oh that would be a fun-killer. Paying is depressive.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

And here it starts. Never EVER again will a public beach anywhere in the world be sullied by competitions to the detriment of the meagre surf-pass opportunity of the already-harassed working father.

Yay!

Tom
Tom
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

You haven’t got over the weekend fuckup of your surf have ya?? Someone needs a hug!!

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

I’m just looking forward to the future with joy!!!

…hugs always accepted though.

Tom
Tom
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

we’ll hug first then surf somewhere nice!!!

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Perhaps a warm handshake on the first date though eh? We’ll see how we go from there.

Tom
Tom
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

If you’re still angry a hug, but usually a firm handshake and eye contact is my go!!

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Awesome. Thanks.
I’m not really angry, but it’s fun to exaggerate it for the laughs.

Tom
Tom
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

and redhead looks very good today by way – waiting for lower tide perchance

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

I know it was all looking great. I’m “praying” for a good weekend.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Goodbye Surfest .

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Amazing! The greatest, most individual, selfish sport on earth has become a team event! We have peaked!

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Here’s something. When I was a kid there was a team’s contest at Trigg Point in Perth. Curren was Team USA, can’t remember who else was in it, but it was more compelling, and deeply so, than the individual event. Patriotism, of course, is the willingness to kill or be killed for trivial reasons (said Bertrand Russell). It gives everyone skin in the game! And then there’s the guy-gal thing. I got more heat on this than the WCT at the Ranch.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

Damien Hardman, Mitch Thorson, Cheyne Horan… Many more but I cant remember. Maybe even Charlie Kuhn!

janeausten
janeausten
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

I remember seeing Munga Barry at the Point for a Comp. A smiling cuckold as I recall.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

wearing legends wrap arounds?

janeausten
janeausten
8 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

…why do I remember razor blade Oakleys?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Was Munga victim or perpetrator ?

janeausten
janeausten
8 years ago

The hopeful cuckold-er [ie he was trying to cuckold], if that’s grammatically correct.

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

No! It’s a cuckold-maker. “One who has criminal conversation with another mans wife; one who makes a cuckold.”

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Yes Charlie Kuhn! Beautiful head of honey curls.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

From Cocoa Beach too!

Tom
Tom
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

Yep team thing will go off – surftag and boardrider battles etc just totally froth out with patriotism. it is way forward

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

1983 Kanvas by Katin Pro/Am Team Challenge https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

year before he sprayed spectators standing on the pier on a Northside right I believe, or so goes the legend

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
8 years ago
Reply to  bitter guy

I think it was 85, the day the space shuttle blew up.

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago

damn! a day that will live in infamy. and nice work on Batman too.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I doubt a one dollar donation is going cover the costs of almond milk in the chai latte’s.

papajohn
papajohn
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

Aussie boardriders battles are the best!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

Kanoa is from Japan 🇯🇵 and can take his place beside Michel Bourez who comes from a POM ( pays d’outre mer au sein de la république française,a bit of a grey area where France is not really France unless they want to test nuclear weapons no where near France ) not to mention surfers from Indonesia,Costa Rica, Peru , Chile ,Argentina,Uruguay and even NZ all of which have surfers rated in the top 100 on the QS. Who chooses the composition of the team ? The WSL or the federations from each region or the wsl surfers themselves?

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago

Yeah, yeah… Kanoa…him too. Bit rough slinging WQS guys at the rest of the world teams though, y’think?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

I am sure the fans in the emerging surf world would be presently surprised and this may expand the fan base which seems to be the goal of the business which is the WSL ?If Noa D can make it to the semifinals of the Volcom Pipe Pro imagine what Oney Anwar might do in the pool to the delight of 300 million Indonesians.

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

I loved that event when i was a kid too. Wish i never threw out all those VHS tapes i had taped off anything surfing that ever came on telly. Australia had 2 teams in it and the B team beat the A team in semis. Occy,Carroll and Kong were in A team im pretty sure.
USA ended up beating B team Aussies in final im 99.9% sure.
Cheyne captained B team.
And there were some actually nice little waves for it. Curren was king of course. Dave Parmenter also on US team. Pottz Europe.
Also think it was hosted by the yaght guy Rob Mundle on channel 10.
April 1986. Swan World Series.
Someone surely has some media from this event?

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago

Yes, yes, that’s it. Swan Super Series. Even dirty little Trigg Point turned on for a day, clean, two-foot runners.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Commentary was classic! “Cheyne Horan going right, Damien Hardman going left”. Every time my mate and I split a peak for the next 20 years we yelled that shit at each other.


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