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Celebrate: Malibu officially historic!

"The place surf culture started!"

I’ve got a busy day planned which includes lunch, some light editing and getting a teardrop tattooed just below my left eye but before all that I think it is important to bring you the news that Malibu is the first surf spot in the United States to officially join the Register of Historic Places.

Malibu beat out Waikiki, Huntington Beach, Santa Cruz and New Smyrna for the honor and maybe this should not come as a surprise seeing that Malibu’s city planner calls it “the place surf culture started.”

The designation, including Malibu Pier, Surfrider Beach, Malibu Lagoon State Beach and surf breaks at First, Second and Third Points, means the area is able to receive tax incentives and grants that go toward its preservation. In receiving the honor Malibu had to prove it was old enough to be considered “historic” and has remained unchanged for the most part and has some historical significance.

Those do not seem like overly arduous hurdles to clear and I would also like to nominate Georges in Cardiff by the Sea. It seems old and unchanged plus I once shared a surf there with Damo Hobgood and had a historic amount of fun.

Back to my teardrop tattoo, I know they traditionally come in black but I was thinking mine would look good in pink. What do you think?

 

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Nastrabrahmus

Isn’t San O the birth of surf culture?

Neal Kearney

My uncle swears he knows the ultimate Pruno cultivation method. I shall report back with details swiftly. Be brave Chas!

Abscessed Llama

I don’t know which I loathe more reading about Kelly excessively or reading about You asking me another question excessively. Im so not a fan of this. Looking forward to seeing Lisa A’s documentary sincerely. Until then

NEGATRON

See you tomorrow Llama.

Abscessed Llama

Facebook gets a hold of this thing surely be the last of me.. Hoping alternative to view comps outside of facebook venue. Llama don’t facebook!

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

Greebs don’t facebook either. Never have, never will. I’ve always said Facebook is the devil incarnate.

Eddie Haiku

Pink teardrop? Depends on what happens in the showers…

Tired old guy

Ouch

Tired old guy

What does the tear from the corner of your mouth signify? I shudder at the real answer

Lemon Next to the Pie

And here was I thinking you had to earn a teardrop tattoo.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Very skillful craftsmanship. Are you selling these? If so, I’ll take 2 x toothbrushes that double as knives and 1 x spoon stabber with grip. Could come in very handy!

Tomas' silky smooth arms

If you are considering fleeing to Mexico to avoid all this I know a guy who can assist with everything.

frank

“An historic…”

Bleach'd Git

Let Lil Wayne be your style guide. Something neutral. What if you want to wear something that clashes with the pink teardrop?

NEGATRON

Wait I’m confused now… the 4 x the laughing story?? Ashton snitching to the Feds or the pink teardrop tattoo story??

Chas Smith

The 4 x laugh was the Ashton snitching story! But once it was committed to computer it wasn’t quite as funny. Maybe 2 x laughs.

NEGATRON

I was being facetious, it’s at the very least 4x the laughs… maybe 10x.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

It generated approximately 6 x laughs for me..

Eddie Haiku

No laughs for me, just a drawn out, “You’ve got to be fuuuuucking kidding”. Hardly surprising though when you consider his performance on that fateful day when coffee tables became such a talking point.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Fateful Friday.*

The debate may not have been on a Friday.

Otto

Deserving of a Seinfeld nod with a coffee table book that’s about the coffee table incident and the book is a coffee table.

Eddie Haiku

Coffee table now Exhibit A in a critical case brought before the judge by a table rider lacking critical judgement.

Jen See

i definitely laughed. because it was so improbably amazing.

Jocks

Geez you Yanks like putting immigrants on Register Lists, and now surf locations

Is that a US cultural thing? Or irascism like here?

Ami Lost

For you …. Orange is the New Black

James Bickerton

Chas could be the New Black in Orange County ?

Tomas' silky smooth arms

I can see you carrying around a photo of Ashton in prison and talking to it, threatening it etc.

Jocks

Picture on a Dartboard?

surfmom

Ashton, the Bart to Chas’ Sideshow Bob

Otto

Its worthy of a mic drop tattoo. A pink diamond encrusted mic drop.


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